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I have with me here an eager fellow who has agreed to learn the gooning ways during the recording of this cassette series. He is a rat, and his name is Buddy, a very appropriate name, for he seems very friendly.\n\nBuddy: [Nervous] Hewwo.\n\nMoosama: Hello, Buddy. You see a bit nervous.\n\nBuddy: I am... a little.\n\nMoosama: Any reason why?\n\nBuddy: Well, I have always liked the idea of gooning, but I am unsure how I am going to be able to fit it into my busy life.\n\nMoosama: Ah, people are always so busy. They run around the world, doing this thing and then that, but they never seem to find the time to stop, sit down... and just enjoy themselves. [Pause] Don't you want to enjoy yourself, Buddy?\n\nBuddy: Um... I kinda... do... Guru Moosama.\n\nMoosama: Well, I think that you will find it very easy once you get started. Have you ever masturbated before?\n\n[Long Pause]\n\nMoosama: Have you, Buddy?\n\nBuddy: [Embarrassed] Um... I mean... I dunno... once or twice? 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The script is posted below!

Keep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.

Click here for a list of all of my books!

Also consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.

https://ko-fi.com/buddytippet

Enjoy the show!


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[Cassette tape insertion and button press. Cassette tape whirring throughout audio. Slight voice filter]

[Mysterious opening music. Music then fades slightly to let Moosama speak. It will fade out completely afterwards.]

Moosama: Greetings. I am known far and wise as Guru Moosama. I am a male cow, and yet I have a fully working udder. As you might have guessed, I am very familiar with the concept known as milking. It is something that gives me great pleasure. But I am not here to talk about that. Today, Guru Moosama is going to help make the eager listener of this 6-Part Cassette series experience the wonders of Gooning.

Moosama: What is Gooning, you may ask? Gooning is the act of which one gives himself mind, body, and soul to the joys of masturbation. Like a cow being milked, you shall learn to milk yourself into a state of perfect happiness and bliss. But we shall now be doing this alone. Oh no. I have with me here an eager fellow who has agreed to learn the gooning ways during the recording of this cassette series. He is a rat, and his name is Buddy, a very appropriate name, for he seems very friendly.

Buddy: [Nervous] Hewwo.

Moosama: Hello, Buddy. You see a bit nervous.

Buddy: I am... a little.

Moosama: Any reason why?

Buddy: Well, I have always liked the idea of gooning, but I am unsure how I am going to be able to fit it into my busy life.

Moosama: Ah, people are always so busy. They run around the world, doing this thing and then that, but they never seem to find the time to stop, sit down... and just enjoy themselves. [Pause] Don't you want to enjoy yourself, Buddy?

Buddy: Um... I kinda... do... Guru Moosama.

Moosama: Well, I think that you will find it very easy once you get started. Have you ever masturbated before?

[Long Pause]

Moosama: Have you, Buddy?

Buddy: [Embarrassed] Um... I mean... I dunno... once or twice? Uh...

Moosama: [Incredulous] Hmmm. I see. You know there is no shame in the indulgence of your own flesh.

Buddy: [Freaking out a little] No, it's just... I have a job and stuff. I have all this work and I can never find the time to---

Moosama: [Politely interrupts] That's okay, Buddy. I know how life can get us all down. But I assure you that once you embark on the wonderful journey to becoming a gooner... you will finally be able to let go of all the burdens that life throws your way. Are you ready to take that journey, Buddy?

[Pause]

Buddy: [Unsure] Yeah, okay.

Moosama: Very good. First things first, Buddy. Have a seat in this chair.

Buddy: [Surprised] Oh wow. That is a really nice chair.

Moosama: It is a chair designed to be the perfect masturbation chair. It is flawlessly crafted so that you sit back at just the right angle to allow you to have the most optimal stokes. In fact, why don't you take off your clothing first? I want you to feel how well it cradles your naked body, Buddy.

Buddy: Oh, yeah. I guess that makes sense.

[Clothing removal]

Buddy: I think I heard about chairs like this. It really does look comfortable.

Moosama: Mmhmm. Go right ahead.

Buddy: <Grunts from sitting> Holy... fuck. Wow. It feels like a giant hand is holding onto my butt. It's so soft.

Moosama: A comfortable chair is vital for a great gooning experience. A bad chair can make the experience less satisfying, or ruin it altogether. Remember that to be a gooner, you are in it for the long stretch. You can't just stop for one reason or another. You must keep going no matter the cost.

Buddy: Uh, what /is/ the cost, exactly?

Moosama: Do not think about such things right now. First we must give you some gooner content. I have a rather sizable selection of pornography here. It includes some of the best close-up shots of dicks, dicks going into butts, dicks cumming into butts, and cum squirting out of butts.

Buddy: [Confused] Is all the porn gay?

Moosama: Of course.

Buddy: [Confused] /Of course?/ What if I'm straight? I might wanna jerk off to girls too, right?

Moosama: I'll just switch one of them on for you.

[2 minute recording of two men grunting and moaning]

Buddy: I mean, I've seen sexy girls before aaaaannndd... Holy fuck. That's really haawwt.

Moosama: And now, all you must do is give into your desire, Buddy. Wrap your hand around your penis... and stroke.

Buddy: <1 minute of soft moaning>

[Jerk off sounds for 1 minute]

Moosama: That's right. That's all there is to it. Just watch the movie and jerk off as much as you like. Don't feel afraid to cum. Later on we will work on your stamina... but for now, just jerk off and cum as much as you like. Goon for me, Buddy. And you listening to this cassette, you should also find some porn and goon as well. It can be anything you desire.

Buddy: [Insert, moaning] Even straight stuff?

Moosama: Not for you, Buddy.

Buddy: [Insert, moaning] Aww.

Moosama: Just jerk off and cum whenever you feel like it.

Buddy: HNNNGGGGG! HNNNNGGGGGGGGG! FuuckkK!! Hnnggggg!

[Jerk off sounds end.]

Moosama: Good job, Buddy. An excellent first load. You got a lot of it on yourself, there. Good coverage.

Buddy: I dunno if I can keep going though.

Moosama: Understandable. You are new to gooning, but your lessons are just beginning. We will continue your journey into gooning in the second cassette tape in the series.

Buddy: Oh okay. Man I'm all sticky.

Moosama: Please insert the next cassette to continue.

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