A woman in a red suit with bright red hair and glasses that covered her eyes held a red and white ball. "Sir, we have caught a very unusual Pokemon." She said as she walked into the office of her boss, the leader of Team Flare.

Lysandre raised a brow. He sat in an office chair and put his head on his hands. "Usually grunts don't report when they've captured a Pokemon unless it's a very special one that can aid us in our goal of eliminating everyone that is not part of Team Flare."

The woman held the ball in front of her. "The creature is...well...see for yourself." She clicked the button to open it up.

After a flash of red light, a green creature appeared. The creature took on a shape that resembled a human, but they were completely nude. They were also green, and they had strange shifting throughout their body, much as a ditto would. "Hey there! Are you Myu in disguise?" The creature said with a huge grin.

"What?" Lysandre shook his head. "It talks? You. What is your name?"

"People usually just call me Greenie." The creature explained with a grin. "And I'm looking to be in a story with Myu. I don't think Myu normally plays guys though. You look important though, so you must have some kind of idea?" Greenie tilted their head from left to right and then back again. "But you are human. I don't think Myu likes humans."

Lysdandre quickly put one hand on his forehead. "Grunt, what do we know about this Myu character?"

The grunt crossed her arms. "I have a name you know."

Lysandre glared at the woman angrily. "You ALSO know we always call you grunts. Now, what do you know?"

The grunt shook her head. "Nothing. It sounds like a Pokemon, but none that we know of exists."

Greenie appeared behind Lysandre and put her head on his shoulder. "Oh Myu is a super fun character that can cause transformation and sex and all sorts of weird and bizarre things! I'd love to play with her, but she's been so super busy that it's been so hard to do that, so I'm travelling between universes hoping to find her, or maybe a version of her at least. She's hard to track down sometimes though. You know there are like, more than twenty different universes?"

"Different universes?" Lysandre said quietly. He turned to Greenie with interest in his eyes. "And how many of them will Team Flare be the only humans left?"

"I dunno. Why do you want to get rid of everyone but Team Flare? It sounds like something a...uh...I don't know the word, but it's not a good word. It's the word where like, you want everyone gone but those that share the same ideals with you. It's not a good thing. You should learn to get along with everyone who has differences. So long as they aren't negatively impacting your life, why harm them?"
Greenie blinked rapidly, and shrugged. "Or something inspirational, I D K."

Lysandre scratched his head with a confused look. He then had a realization. "Why am I even listening to you? You're a Pokemon. You should be obeying us, and you going to help us in our goal. If you can hop between universes, then take me to a universe which can help me achieve my goal!"

Greenie tilted their head from left to right, and then back again. "Kind of a one track mind, don'tcha think? Nothing like mine trying to look for Myu and nothing else, no sir." They raised up a hand. "Also, I totally don't remember how to travel to another universe. I'm sure I'll remember in another four hundred words or so though."

Lysandre looked over to the grunt and noticed her shrug. He turned back to Greenie with a frustrated sigh. "So it's an insane talking Pokemon. Noted. Put it back in its ball. It can call itself lucky if we don't crush it."

The grunt nodded and tried to recall Greenie, but to no success. "What?"

The red beam hit Greenie, but then quickly faded. "Eh, I don't want to." It turned to the grunt. "Oh! I have an idea! Myu likes transformation, so if I transform you into a Pokemon, maybe she'll show up!" Greenie leapt onto the grunt and grew just enough in size to absorb the grunt into them. Greenie's semi-transparent body showed the grunt in a green hue. "What kind of Pokemon do you want to be? I'm thinking Rattata, because you're a grunt and all so it has to be something really super common."

Sweat dripped off the grunt's forehead as Greenie absorbed her. Her body curled into a ball, and while she tried to wrestle her way out, Greenie's body just stretched with the grunt's movements. "Hey! This isn't funny!"

Greenie giggled. "I'm having a good time!" They shifted and reshaped themselves, and as they did, the grunt inside of them changed.
The grunt's clothes vanished just in time for their skin to reveal a purple hue on top, but pale skin on the bottom. Four small whiskers popped out as the grunt shrank rapidly to the size of a Rattata, and a short tail pushed out from her rear. Greenie spat the grunt out from their body once the change finished. "There we go!" Greenie said happily.

"Rat! Tata? Rattata Rattata!" The grunt shouted. She watched as Greenie just tossed her clothes out from her clear body as if they were nothing. 

Lysandre clapped his hands amusingly. "Oh, that is fantastic! With your help, Team Flare will be the only ones left in this world!" He didn't appear shocked at all. A human just changed into a Pokemon in front of him, and he looked thrilled. "I did just want to kind of kill everyone with a massive weapon, but turning them into Pokemon will work just the same! Think of it, a world where the only humans left are Team Flare. Capture all the Pokemon and make them all obey us!"

Greenie shook their head. "Eh, maybe if you were Myu we could have that kind of roleplay. Transformation of a global sort and then sex. This story has been a pretty safe for work story that just feels so boring! At least it sort of fits the trap theme because you trapped me in a ball." Greenie crossed their arms. "But I'm going to find her."

Lysandre looked down at the grunt turned Pokemon, and then at Greenie. "You are an unusual creature talking about transformation and sex." He shook his head.

"Yeah? Well you and the grunt have been like, super generic. Like, I can't believe how generic you two are. Like, you're an evil organization bent on world domination, just 'your' version of world domination. You know how many teams do that? A lot! Be original and be creative. You sound like a generic nobody that nobody will remember when this story ends!"

Just then, a purple portal opened up to the left of Greenie. Greenie looked over to the portal and grinned. "Oh! It's the end of the story. A little anticlimactic, but it works out." They turned to Lysandre. "I should mention I'm completely naked, so you know, keep it a mature rating for now." They jumped up and down eagerly. "I'm going to find you, Myu! I'm also totally getting out of this trap too." They jumped into the portal that appeared without a second thought, but then they poked their head out. "I'd have some fun with you as well, but this is a short story so I can't stick around too long."

Lysandre scratched his head with confusion. He looked down at the grunt, still a Rattata, and he sighed frustratingly. "They were a ditto anthro of sorts, and a crazy one at that." He mumbled. "Ugh...whatever. I'm going back to work."
