Orders By: Blobskin Contains: i don't know, but it's funny Version: 1 --- "I am the Herald of Annihilation." "Death rides in my shadow." "I determine the Day of Judgment." "I am the apocalypse." "I exact extinction." "I [b]AM[/b] Eclipse, the Queen of Demons." "I order you, puny human mortal, to get me a fucking soda!!" The human in question, Drake Fields, was dressed in khakis and a button up shirt and had a bored look on his face. He rolled his eyes and sighed in frustration. "Of course, your [i]majesty[/i]." "That's right," Eclipse continued with a satisfied smirk, ignoring or missing the sarcasm in her assistant's voice. "I command it and you obey." The man shook his head as he headed for the kitchen. "The can good enough or do you want it in a glass?" Eclipse's eyes widened dangerously and she hissed her reply. "How dare you try to offer me something so unsophisticated! You shall prepare me a beverage worthy of my hellish greatness!" "Glass it is," Drake mumbled. The human produced a glass from the cupboard and ice cubes from the freezer. He poured the soda in and, as a final touch, added a long plastic straw. He then presented the drink to Eclipse while kneeling. "Ah," Eclipse smiled. "You have pleased your Mistress." "Whatever. You're too lazy to get one yourself or punish me anyway." Eclipse blushed. "H-how insubordinate! I am NOT lazy." "Then punish me," he challenged. The two stared at each other for a while until Eclipse finally found an escape. "I don't feel like it right now. Maybe later, after my show is done." "Sure. Whatever you say Eclipse." --- --- --- [i]Author's Note: So I once saw this book on amazon called "Goetic Justice" by a Mr. "Snek Guy" and the cover just made me laugh. It had this demonic goat anthro chilling on a couch in a messy apartment. It was so weird and it just got me thinking of stuff like this. Stereotypicaly super evil beings in completely mundane places. I didn't bother describing what Eclipse looks like because... I don't really know myself. Imagine whatever demonic horror you want I guess. Whatever would make the scene funniest for you.[/i]