Most duelists know what the spell card, Germ Infection does: Any non-machine card loses 300 attack each turn, but in the spirit world, it does something entirely different. In the spiritual world, every monster has matter and biology. Real monsters, you could say. It works about like normal germs to humans. Some of them causes a cold while others can cause deadly illnesses but the Germs that we are going to be following causes the monster to have explosive diarrhea. Sometimes, a person who has an important duty to fulfill catches such germs and the effect is very embarrassing, sometimes life-threatening, depending on what the person is doing.  A small Beaver Warrior named Barbosa was standing guard, watching over an ancient, powerful artifact: the Butterfly Dagger, Elma. Blue-Eyes White Dragon himself assigned him to be the day watcher and he was not going to let him down. Plus, Barbosa had a bit of a crush on his boss. He wanted to impress him, wanted him to feel proud. He could not let his boss down. He had started extremely early in the morning and had not left his post for anything, not even to use the bathroom, which he already was needing, something which will nip him in the butt later. He had just finished his lunch and continued to stand guard when he felt a twinge of pain in his abdomen. His blood pressure fell and he began to sweat cold. He felt his bowels rapidly filling with water. That's the feeling you get when you have eaten something possibly spoiled, usually derived from milk, such as cheese, something he had in his lunch. He decides to ignore it and continue guarding, but already aware that it would be a challenge: diarrhea can be very taxing to hold in. Usually, poop needs bowel movement in order to move down against the sphincter and tire it out, but diarrhea is liquid and it only needs gravity to do it. The sphincter is then submitted to constant pressure. To make matter worse, more water would certainly add to the weight. His belly gurgles again, causing a small bubbly fart to escape his ass. He felt something else behind that gas so he clenches his ass and holds it. Shift change was in a few hours so he could hold it for that long, right? He was glad he managed to let out a fart in that situation. He just needed to move his body right and shake things up a little. As it would get worse, so he would need to play some twister just to fart. He began to wonder what would happen if he had to fight in such situation.  It had not even been an hour and he was already starting to have problems. He decides to sit down. Just because he was guarding didn't mean he had to stay standing up. Fortunately for him, It worked for a little bit but after a while, the pressure became unbearable. Barbosa was gritting his teeth tightly, feeling pain. The belly was so full of liquid poop that it was becoming round and taut. As the bowels were forced to expand, the pain was becoming bigger and bigger. He knew he couldn't move a inch without  messing himself so if anyone did decide to try to steal the artifact, he was useless to stop it. His stomach gurgles again and he lifts his butt a little to let out a bit of gas. Instead, he could feel his bowels start to shift a bit. He had to sit back down quickly before anything could come out. He sighs, waiting for his replacement. How humiliating! Another hour later and a second Beaver Warrior shows up to replace him. What Barbosa didn't know was this Beaver Warrior was his big brother. "Hey, Barbosa.", he said. "You did a good job. Go on and head home." Barbosa attempts to stand up but is afraid that he was going to mess himself in front of his brother. "Something the matter?" His brother asks. Barbosa at first shakes his head but him holding his distended stomach said otherwise. His brother smiles a bit. "I told you that you could have at least one bathroom break during your shift." Barbosa then said: "Yeahm but what if someone tried to steal Elma while I was in the bathroom?" His brother sighs. "Here. Let's see if I can help." The brother softly moves his brother into a cradled position. "Hurry! I don't think I can hold it!", said Barbosa and he was right. It would not take long now. His brother runs him to the closest bathroom and helps him take off his armor. Barbosa, now naked, runs into the bathroom but before he could sit on the toilet, his belly growls. "No. Not now." But it was too late. Barbosa was already pooping on the tile floor, feeling like he was releasing all of his insides, only a few feet from the toilet. Tears stung his eyes as poop explodes from his ass but his embarrassment wasn't through yet. Just when thinks he is done, he gets a sharp pain in his belly, causing him to double over. A stream of liquid shit sprays out his ass onto the walls and floor. His brother peeks in to see how his brother is doing, only to find the white bathroom was now smeared brown and green, and his brother huddled in the corner crying. "I'll help you clean this up." "But...but what about the artifact?", Barbosa asks. "With your help, this should only take a few minutes. It isn't your fault the Germs got you." Barbosa smiles a bit and starts to clean up the mess. Unfortunately for them, Elma was indeed stolen