<3> (Rhetta's Restitution - 1)

	"Alright, cough it up, Zikky!  You said youse would have it for me today!"

	"Pssh!  Youse betta getta lawyah if ya wants anythin'," the dark green-skinned goblin dismissed with a wave of his hand.  His dark sunglasses hid his eyes well, but it was obvious he hadn't even bothered to look in her direction.  "It ain't my fault if youse can't find what I [i]already[/i] paid ya."

	The female goblin, likewise with dark green skin, crossed her arms over her thinly-covered bust and tapped her foot impatiently.  "I call bullshit!  Youse didn't pay me shit.  I write down every coin ya evah gave me, and this month's rent ain't on my list!"

	"Well that ain't my fault!" he insisted and tilted his head to acknowledge his sister.  "Ya sure li'l Rhetta ain't just gettin' forgetful?"  His prostrate body swayed casually in his makeshift, loosely-woven rope hammock as he shot his twin sister an innocent look.  Without any proper trees in the Valley of Wisdom, Zik had to make due with a few pillars of rock for his naptime hammock... not to mention commandeering the backyard and spare room of his sister's self-made home.  The warm day had allowed him to happily lounge out back in a pair of floral print swim trunks, and he was quite looking forward to a dip in the city's reservoir later when no one was looking.

	Rhetta shot him another deadly look.  Even though all she had on was a thin tank top and short shorts (the former of which was thin enough to show just a hint of her dark nipples poking through), the curly blue-haired goblin had an established reputation of getting her way with her sharp tongue.  "I'm serious!  An' we're twins, dummy.  Just 'cause I came out a few seconds after ya, that don't make me li'l.  Look, I ain't just gonna throw my bro out in the street, but I ain't gonna let ya mooch, neither.  If youse ain't gonna pay, ya gotta woyk."

	The green color drained from Zik's face at this.  "Uh... not for nothin', Rhet, but I ain't, uh... really much for woyk."  A nervous hand ran through his own shock of blue hair.

	Her face remained stern.  "Then pay up, nimrod."

	"I [i]did[/i]!" he reiterated and threw his arms out wide helplessly.  "I ain't got nothin' left ta pay youse with!  I'm real sorry!"

	"This is true," a new voice suddenly interrupted the pair's squabble.  Both goblins turned to regard none other than Rivo as he stood innocently next to Zik's hammock pillar.  "I believe [i]this[/i] is what you prepaid for, right, Mr. Cogboggle?"  The ever-resourceful vulpera pulled a small sphere wrapped in brown paper from one of his pouches and handed it to the suddenly speechless Zik.  Rivo's ears bobbed slightly as he looked between the twins before adding, "Oh!  I'm so sorry.  I hope I'm not interrupting anything."

	Zik looked as if he could've melted through his hammock in sheepishness, but Rhetta put up a warm smile instead.  "Oh it's fine, Rivo.  How's business?"

	"Booming, as usual," he assured them with a nod of his head.  "Oh!  That reminds me.  It wasn't supposed to arrive for a few days, but it looks like it got expedited."  From within the satchel on his back, Rivo produced a small gift box and offered it to Rhetta.  "Straight from Suramar, as requested."

	A tinge of dark color crossed Rhetta's cheeks as she took the package.  "Oh, why thank youse.  I, uh, didn't think this'd come in so dang quick."  Zik took full advantage of shooting her a cheeky look, figuring her frivolous purchase put her on the level with his own.

	"No trouble at all, nor extra cost!  You two have a fine day now."  And with a swish of his long, fluffy red tail, Rivo padded back off into the thick of the city and out of sight.

	Zik slowly peeled open the brown paper of his purchase to gaze upon the reddish-colored orb within.  A fuse was sloppily taped to one side of it, and the goblin was already practically salivating at the thought of setting it off.  "Oh boy, this one's gonna make one heck of a boom!  This'll teach them guards for shooin' me outta the river.  It's a public pool, dammit!"

	Rhetta waved her hand dismissively in his direction as she opened her own package, her nose twitching a bit as she peered into the box.  Thoughts of their argument disappeared from her mind as she gazed upon her prized purchase, and from within the box she gently scooped out two durable, albeit rather small, garments.  The silky fabric shimmered a beautiful indigo color with silvery trim lining the triangular fabric patches, while the strings that held them together had silver stitching in a pattern not unlike one seen with silver filigree.  "Yeah, well, I bet youse ain't never seen nothin' like this."

	Zik tipped his sunglasses down his nose to look at her order.  "What the heck izzat?"

	"Nightborne bikini," she stated triumphantly and held the garment up to the sun to get a better look at it.  "Suramar tailors're the finest on Azeroth.  Been wantin' somethin' new t'wear since youse set the last one on fire."

	The male goblin flinched at this.  "Right... sorry 'bout that again."

	"Yeah... whatevah," she said almost dreamily, her voice fading out the longer she looked at her prize.  "I sure hope it fits," she thought out loud... as she suddenly began to draw her tank top up over her plump bust.

	"I mean, I guess-" Zik started, though he just about choked on his own saliva as his twin sister's breasts bounced free.  Sure, they were just in her backyard, but she didn't have any fences put up around the otherwise wide open expanse.  This was highly unusual for the uptight goblin, but Zik found himself unable to tear his eyes from his own sister's bare body.  Her dark green breasts gave way to even darker green, puffy nipples, and her areolae surprisingly covered quite a bit of her hefty breasts.

	"Hmm... I dunno..." Rhetta murmured absently as she tried to stretch the top over her breasts.  The elastic fabric sunk in tight to her pillowy mounds, though she wasn't having much luck getting the strings to reach each other from behind.  "Hey, youse gonna help a goyle out or what?"

	Zik swallowed hard as he watched his sister turn her back to him.  "Uh... sure thing... sis."

	"Oh don't be a damn pansy, it's just a bikini," she assured him, followed by an oddly melodious giggle.

	The male goblin slowly got up from his hammock and padded over to take hold of the two strings.  No sooner were they in his grasp, however, did Rhetta relinquish her hold on them and begin working to drop her short shorts as well.  Zik flinched in pain as he felt his swim trunks suddenly get two sizes too small for him, and it only got worse as he looked down to see his twin's full, green moon rise in the middle of the day.

	Rhetta fumbled with the second garment as she worked to tie it around her waist in kind.  The tiny triangle was just barely enough to hide her mound of blue curls, but she hardly seemed to mind.  The patch of fabric that gave her the slightest semblance of modesty clung to her quim as tight as could be, prominently displaying the outline of her nether lips beneath it.  A single, thin string ran between her legs and up between her rounded cheeks to tie in with the thread around her waist.  Truly, it almost looked like the three bits of fabric were just taped to her body.  As Zik [i]finally[/i] finished tying it together, Rhetta turned around slowly to face him, a coy smile planted upon her plump lips.  "So...?  Howzit look?"
