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  "writing": "<7>\n\nMany of the Wavebreaker’s crew had already been either captured or thrown overboard, and a number of pirates had climbed through the cannon hatches in the hull to take care of the rest.  No less than four pirates went charging toward Bob and Val when they appeared, but Bob was ready.  A gauntleted punch sent the first one flying right over the ship's edge, and two more fierce punches dropped another pair.  As he spun to face the fourth, however, he found the pirate had latched onto Val’s shirt… moments before one of [i]her[/i] punches dropped him like a rock.  “NO ONE grabs my damn tits without my permission, asshole!”\n\nThe swift display caused several other pirates to hesitate.  Bob and Val eyed the nearest lifeboat, but there were already two pirates trying to commandeer it.  A number of outcries caused many of the pirates to go silent, and the throng of them parted to either side, making way for their captain.\n\n“Where is he?!” cried a gravelly, feminine voice.  All heads turned as a female worgen strode across the dock, accompanied by a worgen male and a human male not far behind her.  Her fur appeared as white as ash, but the color was not consistent enough for it to appear natural.  Her tricorne hat was tattered, and her most sensitive bits were simply wrapped in white bandages.  Val and Bob drew closer to each other, but the pirate captain stopped several feet from them with a… disinterested look.  Her nose twitched briefly.  “You two got more balls than the rest of your crew combined.  Where’s the damn dwarf?”\n\nVal narrowed her gaze.  “What do ya want with him?  Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t loyal to him worth shit, but-“\n\n“Enough,” the pirate barked.  “If she won’t tell me, maybe you will.”  Her gaze settled on Bob.  “Surely those of us with fur must stand together, aye?”\n\nBob looked at her in confusion.  “The hell does that mean?”\n\nThe worgen’s brow arched in shock.  “Tell me you’re joking?  I know the smell of my own kind for miles!  Been out in the sun too long?”\n\nVal set her gaze upon him as well.  “Bob…?”\n\n“I’m not!  I-I don’t think so, anyway!”  Bob shot back at the pirate with a glare.\n\nThe pirate captain sighed.  In the blink of an eye she’d bolted across the deck and sunk a clawed hand deep into Bob’s unarmored, right upper arm.  He cried out in pain and struck the captain’s hand repeatedly, but she acted like she didn’t feel it.  “Come now, let’s pay the dwarf a visit,” she rumbled and callously dragged Bob up a set of steps, making for the captain’s cabin.\n\n“Let him go!” Val roared and made to pursue them, but the pirate’s two right-hand men stepped in front of her.  That didn’t stop the bottomless Val from throwing hands, however, and while the human was quick to fall, she found the male worgen to be a worthy match in a fistfight.\n\nBob struggled and thrashed viciously, but the ashen worgen simply grinned.  “Only one way you’re breaking free without losing an arm, luv,” she goaded, then growled as she gave the captain’s cabin doors a fearsome kick.  Wood splintered and went flying, bathing the extravagant cabin in torchlight, as well as the nightgown-clad dwarf who was attempting to slip out the back window.  “KRIIIIIG!”\n\nBarnum, the dwarf formerly known as Krig, looked like a deer in the lamplight.  His look of shock and fear slowly melted into a panicked smile.  “By the gods… if it ain’t none other than good ol’ Captain Ashton!  Thora m’dear, how tha hell are ye?  Jexon still ‘round?”\n\nIf looks could kill, Thora’s glare would have smote him on the spot.  “We still live, not that anyone knows it.  Did I not tell you to [i]never[/i] set sail on Azeroth EVER [i][b]AGAIN[/b][/i]!?”\n\n“Y-ye… might’ve s-said somethin’ ter that e-effect,” He stuttered, nervous chuckle and all.\n\n“After all you did to me, to [i]us[/i], it’s a wonder [i]anyone[/i] can call you lying sack of shit a humane dwarf,” she spat, then looked back down at Bob, still struggling to break free.  “You’re fortunate I kept my humanity, Krig, but judging by this one’s unusual state, you’ll be lucky if he has, too.”  Her clawed hand gave Bob’s arm a vicious twist, and even more intense pain flooded his entire body.\n\nFor a few seconds, Thora thought she might’ve been wrong… until a deep gravel suddenly seeped into his howls of pain.  A cloud of black smoke overcame the injured Bob.  Val and Jexon’s fistfight came to a halt, and she watched in awe as the smoke faded, replacing Bob with a massive worgen covered in midnight black fur.  His eyes glowed an ethereal blue, and at his full height he was even taller than the imposing Thora.\n\nThe pirate captain released his arm and grinned wickedly.  “Sic ‘em.”\n\nWithout the memory of who he once was, Bob acted as if this was his first ever transformation, feral instincts and all included.  A deep growl and a snarl preceded his bolt into the cabin, and Krig let out the highest-pitched scream a male dwarf could muster.\n\nThora didn’t even bother to watch, instead turning away and marching back down to the main deck.  “Empty it and burn it.  Anyone who don’t join us can swim for it.”\n\nVal could only watch all this unfold in horror.  The rest of the pirates hauled several barrels of explosive powder onto the deck.  “Thrice damned, just leave me be!” Val cried out in desperation.  “What good does it do to just kill us all?”\n\n“Less messy that way,” Thora said nonchalantly and hopped over the deck and into her own rowboat.  One by one the other boats dropped, the last one disappearing before a torch was tossed into the air to land atop one of the barrels.\n\n[i]’And this is how I die.  Back on the sea,’[/i] she thought to herself, staring incredulously at the burning barrel.  “Fuck you, Bob.  I’ll see you in-“  Val’s final sentiment was cut short by a charging blur of black fur sweeping her into his arms and launching the both of them overboard.  No sooner did they hit the water than then several deafening explosions tore the ship asunder, the impact of which sent Val and Bob tumbling through the ocean waves.  Dark water overtook them, sweeping them into parts unknown throughout the night.\n",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>&lt;7&gt;<br /><br />Many of the Wavebreaker&rsquo;s crew had already been either captured or thrown overboard, and a number of pirates had climbed through the cannon hatches in the hull to take care of the rest.&nbsp;&nbsp;No less than four pirates went charging toward Bob and Val when they appeared, but Bob was ready.&nbsp;&nbsp;A gauntleted punch sent the first one flying right over the ship&#039;s edge, and two more fierce punches dropped another pair.&nbsp;&nbsp;As he spun to face the fourth, however, he found the pirate had latched onto Val&rsquo;s shirt&hellip; moments before one of <em>her</em> punches dropped him like a rock.&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;NO ONE grabs my damn tits without my permission, asshole!&rdquo;<br /><br />The swift display caused several other pirates to hesitate.&nbsp;&nbsp;Bob and Val eyed the nearest lifeboat, but there were already two pirates trying to commandeer it.&nbsp;&nbsp;A number of outcries caused many of the pirates to go silent, and the throng of them parted to either side, making way for their captain.<br /><br />&ldquo;Where is he?!&rdquo; 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she rumbled and callously dragged Bob up a set of steps, making for the captain&rsquo;s cabin.<br /><br />&ldquo;Let him go!&rdquo; Val roared and made to pursue them, but the pirate&rsquo;s two right-hand men stepped in front of her.&nbsp;&nbsp;That didn&rsquo;t stop the bottomless Val from throwing hands, however, and while the human was quick to fall, she found the male worgen to be a worthy match in a fistfight.<br /><br />Bob struggled and thrashed viciously, but the ashen worgen simply grinned.&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Only one way you&rsquo;re breaking free without losing an arm, luv,&rdquo; she goaded, then growled as she gave the captain&rsquo;s cabin doors a fearsome kick.&nbsp;&nbsp;Wood splintered and went flying, bathing the extravagant cabin in torchlight, as well as the nightgown-clad dwarf who was attempting to slip out the back window.&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;KRIIIIIG!&rdquo;<br /><br />Barnum, the dwarf formerly known as Krig, looked like a deer in the lamplight.&nbsp;&nbsp;His look of shock and fear slowly melted into a panicked smile.&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;By the gods&hellip; 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