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Check it out [url=https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0B2XYVYHC]HERE![/url]\n\nIt's February already! I'm gonna stop linking my survey under my posts (which I was kinda crappy at anyway) since it's been a full month, but if you still haven't responded to it and would like to, the link will still be active in my journal from the first of the year. If I think of another survey, I'll probably wait until March to start it, unless it's more urgent. I just like reader engagement when I can get it, and your input has definitely given me some thought, so thank you to one and all who've taken it!\n\nSo I'm not [i]super [/i]deep into stoner culture, however I've heard before of folks using apples, so I assumed an orange would suffice as well. Don't try it at home if you don't know what you're doing of course, I'm a fantasy smut writer and not an fireweed expert.\n\n[i]More [/i]apt: During the before times, Eliza, unfortunately, had to deal with some pain when it came to getting intimate that no doctor could seem to help her with. A little fireweed went a long way back then. Funny enough, [i]after [/i]our little one came along, that pain vanished, so it's all good now. Guessing he was a bit destructive on his way out, but in a good way!\n\n[url=http://www.postybirb.com]Posted using PostyBirb[/url]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Blizzard owns races/classes/setting, all fiction, characters mine, etc.  Consider checking out my Linktree to see where else I'm active!

And hey, I wrote a book!  Check it out HERE!

It's February already!  I'm gonna stop linking my survey under my posts (which I was kinda crappy at anyway) since it's been a full month, but if you still haven't responded to it and would like to, the link will still be active in my journal from the first of the year.  If I think of another survey, I'll probably wait until March to start it, unless it's more urgent.  I just like reader engagement when I can get it, and your input has definitely given me some thought, so thank you to one and all who've taken it!

So I'm not super deep into stoner culture, however I've heard before of folks using apples, so I assumed an orange would suffice as well.  Don't try it at home if you don't know what you're doing of course, I'm a fantasy smut writer and not an fireweed expert.

More apt: During the before times, Eliza, unfortunately, had to deal with some pain when it came to getting intimate that no doctor could seem to help her with.  A little fireweed went a long way back then.  Funny enough, after our little one came along, that pain vanished, so it's all good now.  Guessing he was a bit destructive on his way out, but in a good way!

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Me crew be open-minded, but I ain’t had ‘em long enough ter know ‘em that well,” he admitted. “Just stay below deck, keep yer mouths shut, an’ I’ll have ye in Grizzly Hills by tomorrow morn, arright?”\n\n\t“That’s all I asked,” Val returned and gave the dwarf a demeaning pat on his head. Barnum watched angrily as Val led Bob across the deck, then below it, and disappeared from sight.\n\n\t A single hanging lantern illuminated the cramped quarters below deck. A number of hammocks lined the port and starboard walls, while a door at the back separated the crew from passenger quarters.\n\n\tUnfortunately, this ship wasn’t used for passengers all that often.\n\n\tVal swung the door open and groaned. The back room had been filled with kegs of rum and oranges, leaving just a narrow path to a pair of hammocks at the very back of the room. “Cheap bastard,” Val swore and slung her single satchel of possessions atop a nearby keg. “Sorry, Bobbo. Could be worse I guess.”\n\n\t”I can’t complain,” he echoed and pulled a few more of his plates off to get comfortable. “But that rum smell… the orange and fireweed don’t compare.”\n\n\tVal perked up at this. “Fireweed y’say? Didn’t notice any.”\n\n\t”There’s some here, toward the back and to the left,” he said with certainty.\n\n\tThe curvaceous Kul Tiran quickly began to shove several barrels to either side, then pushed herself over one barrel to peer behind it. “Well I’ll be! Found three whole boxes of it! Doesn’t surprise me that he’s a smuggler.”\n\n\tBob stepped closer to try and peer over her shoulder, though in the process his hips ended up bumping firmly against her backside. “You partake?”\n\n\tVal was far more aware of where that metal codpiece was pressing. “Whenever I can, but its legality is… questionable dependin’ on where you are, which is bullshit, but whatever. Do you?”\n\n\t”I don’t remember… but I like the smell,” he admitted.\n\n\t”Well… do me a favor and grab one of them oranges, will ya?”\n\n\tBob didn’t question her as he took a few steps, grabbed an orange, and handed it over from her still-bent-over pose.\n\n\t”Thank ya!” She said as she took it from him. “This is gonna take a bit though. Might wanna get comfy.”\n\n\tThe armored man eyed her curiously, and naturally his gaze fell upon her backside… which had begun to sway slowly from side to side. “Comfy, eh?”\n\n\t”You can still hear, right?” She shot back teasingly as she fiddled with the fireweed box, trying to get it open. A few moments later, the clink of fallen metal rang out, and Val smiled to herself as she felt Bob’s hands plant themselves squarely upon her ass. 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Her ability to concentrate was fading, so Val had to be quick in striking a match and taking a deep draw from the opposite hole in the orange.\n\n\tBob, however, had become too invested in Val’s backside to notice. Her pillowy cheeks threatened to smother him, but her scent and taste combined only made him want her more. Both of his hands drew back and shot forward in a two-handed spank, provoking a sharp squeak from Val that melted into a lustful moan… then a series of coughs. Bob forced himself to stop and peer along Val’s back. “Sorry… you alright?”\n\n\tVal was breathless, and she simply shoved the orange back into his face. “Care… for… some?”\n\n\tBob didn’t know for sure how he felt about it, but he did know he liked the smell. He carefully took the orange, the herb already smoldering, and inhaled from the opposite end. Citrusy smoke filled his lungs, and a pleasant tingling shot through his body. He felt simultaneously numb, yet extra sensitive, and without thinking he took a much longer, second draw.\n\n\tVal looked back at him and giggled, then reached back to take the orange back from him. “Good… [i]now[/i] I feel relaxed… so go to town, big boy,” she encouraged him before taking a second draw of her own.\n\n\tBob didn’t need to be told twice.\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<5>

\t“Bwahahahahaha!” the dwarf laughed snidely and readjusted his captain’s hat.  The ship he was in charge of wasn’t particularly grand, but Val had assured Bob that The Wavemaker would get the job done.  The dwarf had to stand on a box to man the helm, but his modest crew seemed to have no issues taking orders from him.  “And yer expectin’ me ter do this fer what?  Free?”

\t“Aye,” she clapped back, “unless ye want your crew knowin’ all your damned dirty laundry.”

\tA bit of the dwarf’s bluster vanished.  “Laundry?”

\t“You know…” she said more quietly.  “Like that thing with my pinky you’re so fond of… or maybe that time I caught ya wearin’ my-”

\t“Arright, arright!  Fine!  Ye win.  Me crew be open-minded, but I ain’t had ‘em long enough ter know ‘em that well,” he admitted.  “Just stay below deck, keep yer mouths shut, an’ I’ll have ye in Grizzly Hills by tomorrow morn, arright?”

\t“That’s all I asked,” Val returned and gave the dwarf a demeaning pat on his head.  Barnum watched angrily as Val led Bob across the deck, then below it, and disappeared from sight.

\t A single hanging lantern illuminated the cramped quarters below deck.  A number of hammocks lined the port and starboard walls, while a door at the back separated the crew from passenger quarters.

\tUnfortunately, this ship wasn’t used for passengers all that often.

\tVal swung the door open and groaned.  The back room had been filled with kegs of rum and oranges, leaving just a narrow path to a pair of hammocks at the very back of the room.  “Cheap bastard,” Val swore and slung her single satchel of possessions atop a nearby keg.  “Sorry, Bobbo.  Could be worse I guess.”

\t”I can’t complain,” he echoed and pulled a few more of his plates off to get comfortable.  “But that rum smell… the orange and fireweed don’t compare.”

\tVal perked up at this.  “Fireweed y’say?  Didn’t notice any.”

\t”There’s some here, toward the back and to the left,” he said with certainty.

\tThe curvaceous Kul Tiran quickly began to shove several barrels to either side, then pushed herself over one barrel to peer behind it.  “Well I’ll be!  Found three whole boxes of it!  Doesn’t surprise me that he’s a smuggler.”

\tBob stepped closer to try and peer over her shoulder, though in the process his hips ended up bumping firmly against her backside.  “You partake?”

\tVal was far more aware of where that metal codpiece was pressing.  “Whenever I can, but its legality is… questionable dependin’ on where you are, which is bullshit, but whatever.  Do you?”

\t”I don’t remember… but I like the smell,” he admitted.

\t”Well… do me a favor and grab one of them oranges, will ya?”

\tBob didn’t question her as he took a few steps, grabbed an orange, and handed it over from her still-bent-over pose.

\t”Thank ya!” She said as she took it from him.  “This is gonna take a bit though.  Might wanna get comfy.”

\tThe armored man eyed her curiously, and naturally his gaze fell upon her backside… which had begun to sway slowly from side to side.  “Comfy, eh?”

\t”You can still hear, right?” She shot back teasingly as she fiddled with the fireweed box, trying to get it open.  A few moments later, the clink of fallen metal rang out, and Val smiled to herself as she felt Bob’s hands plant themselves squarely upon her ass.  She made no move to stop him as his fingers slid up over her rump, into her waistband, then peeled the fabric all the way back down to her ankles.

\tBob found himself holding his breath as he got a good look at Val’s full moon.  A sharp v-shape of pale skin went from her back and tapered between her legs, but the bulk of her thighs was still very distinctly tan.  Her personal scent was intoxicating even while he stood, but he quickly dropped to his knees behind her, pulled her cheeks apart, then dived face-first into her hairless womanhood.

\t”Nnnnmmmmnh!” Val moaned loud and shamelessly, knowing that the rocking of the ship would hide any noise they made.  Her fingers trembled slightly as Bob’s surprisingly skilled licks shot pleasure through her body, but she remained careful not to spill any of the fireweed as she carved a few holes in the orange, then packed one with the herb.  The box had come with a knife and a box of matches, to her good fortune.  Her ability to concentrate was fading, so Val had to be quick in striking a match and taking a deep draw from the opposite hole in the orange.

\tBob, however, had become too invested in Val’s backside to notice.  Her pillowy cheeks threatened to smother him, but her scent and taste combined only made him want her more.  Both of his hands drew back and shot forward in a two-handed spank, provoking a sharp squeak from Val that melted into a lustful moan… then a series of coughs.  Bob forced himself to stop and peer along Val’s back.  “Sorry… you alright?”

\tVal was breathless, and she simply shoved the orange back into his face.  “Care… for… some?”

\tBob didn’t know for sure how he felt about it, but he did know he liked the smell.  He carefully took the orange, the herb already smoldering, and inhaled from the opposite end.  Citrusy smoke filled his lungs, and a pleasant tingling shot through his body.  He felt simultaneously numb, yet extra sensitive, and without thinking he took a much longer, second draw.

\tVal looked back at him and giggled, then reached back to take the orange back from him.  “Good… now I feel relaxed… so go to town, big boy,” she encouraged him before taking a second draw of her own.

\tBob didn’t need to be told twice.
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