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Eight Pony Inches,
Seven Fanboys Squealing,
Six QuikPik™ Orders,
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Four unfinished series,
Three ignored thumbnail warnings,
Two punk boys fucking,
And a Fratbear busting jock cherry!"

I'm just going to let Felixpath cover this one. Here's his comment from the sketch version last year:

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#5: Ditto.
#6: Planning date-rape, bondage, and a marathon of "Amazing Rodeo Bloopers."
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#8: Carrot mousse-induced chemical reaction.
#9: Although confronted by a seven-foot biker bear with a wang like the Kuala Lumpur towers, is actually reacting to visions of Pete from Marketing.
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