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(Not that his coworker is in a much better state. "I was just hired to serve drinks in little cutoff shorts and wiggle my tail" he says "Not paint up some Adonis like a zebra. I don't know how to bodypaint someone. But Mr. Lee's all 'You said you were an artist once, right? And you're African. You should know how to do this.' And you don't argue with Mr. Lee logic if you want to keep your paycheck and major organs. I just wish he'd stop squirming. And whining. He's going to get paint up his ass if he keeps flinching like this, dammit. And then who's got a rabid mob boss chewing him out, possibly literally?"  And so on and so forth. Far too big of a thought bubble to fit on the page.)

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