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There’s more to life than just work, work, work.”\n\nWell now, here he was in Africa on three weeks worth of paid leave and he was having the worst time of his life. If it wasn’t flies biting at him, it was the hot African sun bearing down on him. He could hardly understand a thing coming out of his jackal guide’s mouth nor did he take the time to try to understand. The only good times he was having were from the adult channels he was getting in the hotel he was staying in. He was spending most of his time either eating (or trying to eat) some of the cuisine the country had to offer or jerking off to the females on TV getting taken by males much bigger than him, in more ways than one.\n\nThis one particular day had started off like this for him. He had awoken with a morning erection and turned on the TV to where lucky for him, a lesbian orgy was taking place. These were especially fun as there were no males and thus he could try imagining himself as the one pleasuring the females. He knelt down on the floor before the television occasionally opening his eyes to get brief look at the open pink inside the various different species cavorting with each other onscreen. He would sometimes lick the screen when a female’s vulva came close enough to the camera. It was a guilty pleasure but, nothing like the real thing. As a young meerkat male usually would, he longed for the pussy, loved it. The ones he had back in America were a lot of fun. His mind traveled to a female border collie he had lain with the week before his boss sent him away on his vacation from Hell.\n\nHe remembered how good she felt underneath him. Her luscious breasts, her taut belly, her long tongue in his mouth, her tight wet pussy on his member.\n\n“Guh! Fuck!”\n\nHe spent himself all over the floor of his hotel room. Cum shot wildly and without proper aim until his orgasm subsided. He stood up and walked over to the shower stall in the corner of the room while little driplets of himself still came out. After wasting half an hour washing himself, he finally went downstairs to meet up with Jamal, his guide.\n\nUpon reaching the first floor, he was surprised to find Jamal was not there waiting for him. This was strange because the jackal had always been a stickler for punctuality and was constantly getting after David for his tardiness. (not to mention insensitivity for cultures) Curious, David walked up to the receptionist and asked her what he thought was a polite question in Swahili. Apparently not, for the lioness slugged him hard in the face before calling him a bastard in Swahili and walking away red with embarrassment.\n\n“What the hell did I say?”\n\n“You told her you thought she had a fat ass, you bloody fool!”\n\nHe looked up through a bruised eye to see a pretty female cape dog standing over him with a frown on her face.\n\n“Oh, I did? Could you please tell her I’m sorry, miss...”\n\n“Nadia, and no! I will not tell her for you, you must do that for yourself.”\n\nHe sat up indignantly.\n\n“But, I don’t know Swahili.”\n\n“Not my fucking problem! Are you David?”\n\nHe looked up after hearing his name confirming it for her.\n\n“David Thompson?”\n\nHe cocked an eyebrow.\n\n“Yes?”\n\nShe bent down picking him up by the scruff his neck and gave him a quick rough once over. She released him with little care as she wrote into a clipboard she was carrying.\n\nHe spoke rudely to her,\n\n“What the fuck was that shit?”\n\nShe glared at him and then tried putting the fakest smile she could for this rude meerkat.\n\n“I am your guide for today. Jamal al Amadh, your usual guide has taken ill so I will be replacing him as of this day.”\n\nShe put one hand forward in a show of friendship.\n\n“I am Nadia Matete.”\n\nDavid didn’t feel like he could live through insulting two girls in the same day and so begrudgingly, he shook her hand.\n\nMoments later, the duo were going out for a scheduled drive through the city and countryside. The meerkat asked his canine guide,\n\n“Tell me, Nadia, what really happened with Jamal?”\n\n“What do you mean, David?”\n\n“That whole story about him getting sick. It’s just that right?”\n\nShe shrugged, clearly hiding something from him.\n\n“Why would you say that?”\n\n“Well, come on, I’m from New York City, we practically perfected the art of bullshit. So will you tell me or not?”\n\nShe sighed,\n\n“You’re sure you want to know?”\n\nShe didn’t even wait for him to answer.\n\n“Well, I was being truthful when I said he was sick. He had come down with a sudden case of Goddamn-tourist-won’t-listen-to-a-fucking-thing-I-say-itis.”\n\nShe over-punctuated her words to let him feel the weight of his disrespect and its consequence.\n\n“Oh, I see.”\n\n“I tried to save you the pain, but you were being so damn persistent.”\n\nAn awkward silence ensued. He tried to break it by changing the subject.\n\n“So, is there anyway, I could sit upfront with you?”\n\nShe scoffed,\n\n“After the way you’ve been staring at my tail? Hell, no! Do women in your New York City really respond to such disrespect?”\n\n“Some do.”\n\n“And what of the rest who don’t appreciate your callousness?”\n\n“Hmm, I usually get kicked in the groin, called something hurtful and then I return home to squeeze myself to some pornography and then I wake up the next morning and try again.”\n\nShe was about to respond, then simply shook her head.\n\n“So, where will we be going today?”\n\n“We’re camping.”\n\n“What?”\n\n“From what Jamal described of his experiences with you, I had deduced the best antidote for an impetulent one such as yourself would be one whole week of roughing it out. Maybe then you’ll respect this place more.”\n\nShe had found a suitable spot to stop out in the middle of the Kalahari and she set up camp while David relieved himself over some bushes.\n\nLater that night, they sat around a campfire. It went by uneventfully until one moment before they turned in for the night when she started to undress in front of him. She stood before him seemingly unfazed by the fact his eyes were on her labia. In fact, she seemed to like the staring. She knelt beside him and kissed him on the cheek.\n\n“What is all this now?”\n\nShe smiled sinfully as she explained,\n\n“I thought you would know a female giving herself willingly to you very well by now! You are such the playboy after all.”\n\nShe continued as she massaged his crotch and unbuttoned his shirt.\n\n“I am showing you a part of Nigeria that I think would hold your attention for more than just a few seconds.”\n\nPretty soon she had him undressed and laying on a blanket she had brought for the two of them to share. She licked him once more on the corner of his mouth before putting his prick in her mouth. Her tongue felt velvety soft on him. He closed his eyes and leaned back to let her continue working on him. As soon as he was hard enough for her, she righted herself, releasing her white mane of hair from a ponytail tie then she straddled her the meerkat and they began. He simply laid there as she flossed his cock in between her strong sex muscles. She locked lips with him as she urged him harder to just start fucking her. He took the cue and he thrust hard up into her until he could feel himself brushing against her cervix. She arched her back accordingly. His thrusts soon began to pick up tempo. He felt his pulse quickening and his midsection becoming dampened by her juices matting over his brown pubic fur.\n\n“Hagh! Oh shit!”\n\nHe climaxed shooting his cum inside her, the sudden flash of the afterglow washing between the two of them. She looked down as she felt his seed dripping down his length. He could definitely see a cloudy white substance sticking to their bodies as she dipped into it. She moved off of him wiping her labia with a towel from her kit. He didn’t notice much of their pillow talk afterward.\n\nDavid awoke the next morning to someone, obviously female from the breasts pressing against his thighs, putting her mouth over his cock. Assuming this to be Nadia he moved his hands downward and he sleepily rubbed her cheek generating a laugh that vibrated his cock more. The voice sounded younger than Nadia’s. His eyes shot open and he first looked to his side to see that Nadia was still asleep next to him. Warily, he turned his sight downward he saw it was a female meerkat giving him head.\n\n“Aw shit!”\n\nHe muttered under his breath.\n\n She saw that he had seen her and picked up pace with a seductive look in her face. She stopped as soon as she tasted precum on him. She climbed up on him, positioning herself over his erection and she set herself down upon him. Her perfectly rounded breasts swayed in his face as she rocked forward and backward on him. He sucked on her nipples generating several words of encouragement in Swahili from her.\n\nNadia, meanwhile, began to stir as the stench of sex entered her nostrils. She saw the young female meerkat riding the very male she herself had lain with the night before. She did not anger, though. She placed a gentle paw on the female’s shoulders. The girl startled slightly but calmed when she saw Nadia’s expression was non-threatening and she continued to ride. Nadia spoke to David,\n\n“Well, it seems as though you’re in for an even better week than what I originally had planned for you.”\n\nShe knelt before the couple and delivered a loving kiss to David that quickly became a series of kisses as she lay beside the couple waiting for them to finish their mating act.\n\n“Gu-fuck!”\n\nThat didn’t take long. David stuck his tongue out to one side as he filled yet another female with his seed. He could tell already by the gleam in this girl’s eyes that his seed had been planted inside her, one that will blossom nine months later. And he was going to have the whole week with her and Nadia to make absolute sure. Nadia could already see him making this mature decision in his mind. David, Nadia and the meerkat, whom he later learned was called Vijana with Nadia translating for them, the three remained together for the rest of the week making love. Vijana had no doubt concieved his child by that time.\n\nIn the following month, he returned to New York to find it an even more alien place than what he had thought of Africa when he first got there. He turned in his letter of resignation to Michael Stranger and he went back to Nigeria where he reunited with his two females and remained there a changed man from the selfish pig he was before now the caring father of five children to Vijana and godfather to Nadia’s own children after her finding a mate for life in none other than Jamal.\n\nThe End\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Roughing It Out

“Aw shit!”

This was what came out of David’s mouth upon waking up.  He had come here to Nigeria from his cozy NY abode due to prodding from his boss to take it easy.  David was a mid-twenty something old meerkat.  His job back at home was as a personal assistant to Michael Stranger, the famed pine marten fashion mogul.  He had gotten noticeably more laid back after his wife gave birth to his prized twins.  It was after a meeting in which David’s tenacity had helped prevent a mishap that would’ve cost Mr. Stranger his on-going partnership with Stephen Colier, a French poodle of equal fame and a collegiate friend.  As a reward, Stranger had given David the whole rest of the month off and plane tickets to Africa saying,

“Try getting more in touch with your roots my friend and lighten up.  There’s more to life than just work, work, work.”

Well now, here he was in Africa on three weeks worth of paid leave and he was having the worst time of his life.  If it wasn’t flies biting at him, it was the hot African sun bearing down on him.  He could hardly understand a thing coming out of his jackal guide’s mouth nor did he take the time to try to understand.  The only good times he was having were from the adult channels he was getting in the hotel he was staying in.  He was spending most of his time either eating (or trying to eat) some of the cuisine the country had to offer or jerking off to the females on TV getting taken by males much bigger than him, in more ways than one.

This one particular day had started off like this for him.  He had awoken with a morning erection and turned on the TV to where lucky for him, a lesbian orgy was taking place.  These were especially fun as there were no males and thus he could try imagining himself as the one pleasuring the females.  He knelt down on the floor before the television occasionally opening his eyes to get brief look at the open pink inside the various different species cavorting with each other onscreen.  He would sometimes lick the screen when a female’s vulva came close enough to the camera.  It was a guilty pleasure but, nothing like the real thing.  As a young meerkat male usually would, he longed for the pussy, loved it.  The ones he had back in America were a lot of fun.  His mind traveled to a female border collie he had lain with the week before his boss sent him away on his vacation from Hell.

He remembered how good she felt underneath him.  Her luscious breasts, her taut belly, her long tongue in his mouth, her tight wet pussy on his member.

“Guh!  Fuck!”

He spent himself all over the floor of his hotel room.  Cum shot wildly and without proper aim until his orgasm subsided.  He stood up and walked over to the shower stall in the corner of the room while little driplets of himself still came out.  After wasting half an hour washing himself, he finally went downstairs to meet up with Jamal, his guide.

Upon reaching the first floor, he was surprised to find Jamal was not there waiting for him.  This was strange because the jackal had always been a stickler for punctuality and was constantly getting after David for his tardiness. (not to mention insensitivity for cultures)  Curious, David walked up to the receptionist and asked her what he thought was a polite question in Swahili.  Apparently not, for the lioness slugged him hard in the face before calling him a bastard in Swahili and walking away red with embarrassment.

“What the hell did I say?”

“You told her you thought she had a fat ass, you bloody fool!”

He looked up through a bruised eye to see a pretty female cape dog standing over him with a frown on her face.

“Oh, I did?  Could you please tell her I’m sorry, miss...”

“Nadia, and no!  I will not tell her for you, you must do that for yourself.”

He sat up indignantly.

“But, I don’t know Swahili.”

“Not my fucking problem!  Are you David?”

He looked up after hearing his name confirming it for her.

“David Thompson?”

He cocked an eyebrow.

“Yes?”

She bent down picking him up by the scruff his neck and gave him a quick rough once over.  She released him with little care as she wrote into a clipboard she was carrying.

He spoke rudely to her,

“What the fuck was that shit?”

She glared at him and then tried putting the fakest smile she could for this rude meerkat.

“I am your guide for today.  Jamal al Amadh, your usual guide has taken ill so I will be replacing him as of this day.”

She put one hand forward in a show of friendship.

“I am Nadia Matete.”

David didn’t feel like he could live through insulting two girls in the same day and so begrudgingly, he shook her hand.

Moments later, the duo were going out for a scheduled drive through the city and countryside.  The meerkat asked his canine guide,

“Tell me, Nadia, what really happened with Jamal?”

“What do you mean, David?”

“That whole story about him getting sick. It’s just that right?”

She shrugged, clearly hiding something from him.

“Why would you say that?”

“Well, come on, I’m from New York City, we practically perfected the art of bullshit.  So will you tell me or not?”

She sighed,

“You’re sure you want to know?”

She didn’t even wait for him to answer.

“Well, I was being truthful when I said he was sick.  He had come down with a sudden case of Goddamn-tourist-won’t-listen-to-a-fucking-thing-I-say-itis.”

She over-punctuated her words to let him feel the weight of his disrespect and its consequence.

“Oh, I see.”

“I tried to save you the pain, but you were being so damn persistent.”

An awkward silence ensued.  He tried to break it by changing the subject.

“So, is there anyway, I could sit upfront with you?”

She scoffed,

“After the way you’ve been staring at my tail?  Hell, no!  Do women in your New York City really respond to such disrespect?”

“Some do.”

“And what of the rest who don’t appreciate your callousness?”

“Hmm, I usually get kicked in the groin, called something hurtful and then I return home to squeeze myself to some pornography and then I wake up the next morning and try again.”

She was about to respond, then simply shook her head.

“So, where will we be going today?”

“We’re camping.”

“What?”

“From what Jamal described of his experiences with you, I had deduced the best antidote for an impetulent one such as yourself would be one whole week of roughing it out.  Maybe then you’ll respect this place more.”

She had found a suitable spot to stop out in the middle of the Kalahari and she set up camp while David relieved himself over some bushes.

Later that night, they sat around a campfire.  It went by uneventfully until one moment before they turned in for the night when she started to undress in front of him.  She stood before him seemingly unfazed by the fact his eyes were on her labia.  In fact, she seemed to like the staring.  She knelt beside him and kissed him on the cheek.

“What is all this now?”

She smiled sinfully as she explained,

“I thought you would know a female giving herself willingly to you very well by now!  You are such the playboy after all.”

She continued as she massaged his crotch and unbuttoned his shirt.

“I am showing you a part of Nigeria that I think would hold your attention for more than just a few seconds.”

Pretty soon she had him undressed and laying on a blanket she had brought for the two of them to share.  She licked him once more on the corner of his mouth before putting his prick in her mouth.  Her tongue felt velvety soft on him.  He closed his eyes and leaned back to let her continue working on him.  As soon as he was hard enough for her, she righted herself, releasing her white mane of hair from a ponytail tie then she straddled her the meerkat and they began.  He simply laid there as she flossed his cock in between her strong sex muscles.  She locked lips with him as she urged him harder to just start fucking her.  He took the cue and he thrust hard up into her until he could feel himself brushing against her cervix.  She arched her back accordingly.  His thrusts soon began to pick up tempo.  He felt his pulse quickening and his midsection becoming dampened by her juices matting over his brown pubic fur.

“Hagh!  Oh shit!”

He climaxed shooting his cum inside her, the sudden flash of the afterglow washing between the two of them.  She looked down as she felt his seed dripping down his length.  He could definitely see a cloudy white substance sticking to their bodies as she dipped into it.  She moved off of him wiping her labia with a towel from her kit.  He didn’t notice much of their pillow talk afterward.

David awoke the next morning to someone, obviously female from the breasts pressing against his thighs, putting her mouth over his cock.  Assuming this to be Nadia he moved his hands downward and he sleepily rubbed her cheek generating a laugh that vibrated his cock more.  The voice sounded younger than Nadia’s.  His eyes shot open and he first looked to his side to see that Nadia was still asleep next to him.  Warily, he turned his sight downward he saw it was a female meerkat giving him head.

“Aw shit!”

He muttered under his breath.

  She saw that he had seen her and picked up pace with a seductive look in her face.  She stopped as soon as she tasted precum on him.  She climbed up on him, positioning herself over his erection and she set herself down upon him.  Her perfectly rounded breasts swayed in his face as she rocked forward and backward on him.  He sucked on her nipples generating several words of encouragement in Swahili from her.

Nadia, meanwhile, began to stir as the stench of sex entered her nostrils.  She saw the young female meerkat riding the very male she herself had lain with the night before.  She did not anger, though.  She placed a gentle paw on the female’s shoulders.  The girl startled slightly but calmed when she saw Nadia’s expression was non-threatening and she continued to ride.  Nadia spoke to David,

“Well, it seems as though you’re in for an even better week than what I originally had planned for you.”

She knelt before the couple and delivered a loving kiss to David that quickly became a series of kisses as she lay beside the couple waiting for them to finish their mating act.

“Gu-fuck!”

That didn’t take long.  David stuck his tongue out to one side as he filled yet another female with his seed.  He could tell already by the gleam in this girl’s eyes that his seed had been planted inside her, one that will blossom nine months later.  And he was going to have the whole week with her and Nadia to make absolute sure.  Nadia could already see him making this mature decision in his mind.  David, Nadia and the meerkat, whom he later learned was called Vijana with Nadia translating for them, the three remained together for the rest of the week making love.  Vijana had no doubt concieved his child by that time.

In the following month, he returned to New York to find it an even more alien place than what he had thought of Africa when he first got there.  He turned in his letter of resignation to Michael Stranger and he went back to Nigeria where he reunited with his two females and remained there a changed man from the selfish pig he was before now the caring father of five children to Vijana and godfather to Nadia’s own children after her finding a mate for life in none other than Jamal.

The End

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