Restaurant Toonover
By Danath
Written during Freebies Vol. 81: Brand New You! Edition
For BasilMuse
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"Thank you for dining with us, and please enjoy the rest of your day!"
Basil smiled as she accepted the check back from the customer. She could only see hints of orange and white fur behind the high, upturned collar of the customer's trench coat, and his head was buried in a wide hat. In fact, Basil really wasn't sure this customer was a he at all, but she couldn't make out any other details.
The diner didn't say anything as he stood and slowly walked out of the diner. Basil watched him go, then turned her attention to the checkbook. There were a few bills inside, but one caught Basil's attention. It was green, like the rest, and it was roughly dollar sized, like the rest, but there was something... wrong with it. The picture on the front was too simple, with just a few lines, and no matter which way Basil held it to the light, the color was too solid. The wide black edges of the bill felt like paper, but smoother.
The rabbit shook her head and shrugged as she pocketed the money and receipt in the pouch of her apron. She'd figure it out later. Now that the restaurant was finally empty from the lunch rush, there was time to take a break and then prep for dinner. Basil smoothed her apron down across her front as she headed for the back counter of the diner. She passed by the empty white tables with molded aluminum trim and the red seats of the booths running along the wall by the windows. The diner wasn't the fanciest place, but it was relatively clean, and the tips weren't too bad most of the time. Plus, her co-workers were mostly friendly and made the job more bearable. It was about all Basil could hope for at the moment, unfortunately.
At a few inches shy of five and a half feet, Basil barely came up to her co-worker's shoulder. Ally was a large, broad-chested elephant who worked at the diner a year or so longer than Basil. The white rabbit slapped the money and paper bill on the counter in front of the elephant and sighed.
"Ring this last one up for me, will you? I'm gonna go on break."
"Sure thing!" Ally turned her attention to the register, carefully depressing each button with a large finger to enter in the totals. She peered at the bill Basil dropped off, closely examining the broad black edges and indecipherable scribbles of pen ink on the front. "Uh... I'll leave your tips in the register."
"Thanks, Ally!"
Basil snuck into the storage room in the back of the diner and relaxed against a wall of cleaning supplies. Taking on a long double-shift like this was brutal, she thought, as she lifted her foot and rubbed the sides through her shoes. Her toes felt pinched and she sighed again as she worked her fingers against them.
"Ouch... oh, ouch, ouch!" she gasped. The tightness in her shoes suddenly increased, painfully so for a moment. The rabbit's ears flopped side to side as she yelped. "Yowch!"
Basil's eyes shot open as she saw her toes suddenly spring free of her shoes. They were larger than they should be and overhung the soles, while the top part of the shoes peeled back and rolled up on themselves. There was something strange to them besides how big they appeared, but all Basil could do was gape and wiggle them, watching as the solid black outlines around the edges shifted. They still felt like her toes, but they looked... drawn? Like a cartoon off the television.
That's when Basil noticed the black lines weren't just around her toes, but spreading up her feet. A shiver ran through Basil's body as she leapt to her feet and tugged at her pants and apron, pulling them up her legs. Her ankles were smooth, with lines to signal where the dips and divots would be, but flat and cel-shaded. The rabbit hopped from foot to foot, almost tripping over the enlarged appendages as the tattered remains of her shoes flew off and smacked against the walls before slowly sliding down to the floor in defiance of gravity.
"What is this? What's happening?" she gasped. Standing and facing her head down, she pulled her apron and pants away from her hips, staring with wide-eyed fascination as the changes continued up her knees, thighs, and hips. "Uh oh... this is too weird... what's... nnnnffffff... woah!"
The black outlines and toon-like appearance of Basil's body swept across the rest of her. She let her pants slap back against her belly and ran both paws over her head, grabbing at her ears. When she tugged them, she didn't feel any pain, but instead a stretching sensation. As she brought her paws down in front of her face, her long white ears stretched and narrowed like rubber bands.
"What?"
Basil released her ears and they sproinged back into position, making the kind of noise she associated more with weekend cartoons than with any naturally occurring bodily function. The rabbit's wide eyes swept across the room, which is when she noticed it wasn't just her body that was changing.
The rows of stacked up cleaning supplies, paper towels, degreasers, and solvents looked flat and solid, edged in simple black lines. Only the first bottle in the row appeared to be graspable - the rest were flattened into the background like some kind of optical illusion. Basil rubbed her paws into her eyes and shook her head.
"I'm so tired... I must be seeing things..."
Basil's hips twitched. The rabbit's wispy tail flicked side to side, though when she looked over her shoulder, there were no individual hairs to be found, just a mass of solid white blocked in by a thick black outline. As she watched her tail wiggling, her hips suddenly swelled outwards in all directions.
"Whoa! And feeling things!"
A high-pitched whistling noise echoed through the room as Basil's hips expanded. Her rump thickened, filling out and fattening up until her pants began to pull downwards. The wide, plump cheeks pressed outwards, growing heavier and chunkier as her thighs thickened up to match. Her narrow lower legs, however, remained about the same as before, though they ended in a pair of extra large cartoon feet.
"Feeling... all sorts of... nnnffff... things!"
The front of Basil's pants flew open, the fly bursting and zipper breaking, as a massive cartoon sheath flopped out, squeezing free and growing to an impossible size in a matter of moments. Basil's heavy sac flattened off the floor with a gong-like sound and bounced upwards, while her sheath smacked off of her belly and chest. The growth continued in her torso next, suddenly causing her to burst entirely out of her shirt, leaving only the straps of the apron to keep her full breasts in check. The straps wrapped over her nipples as she gasped, shuddering, though the huge new breasts weighed surprisingly little.
Basil shook her head, groaning and grunting as she leaned forward and staggered towards the door. Her paw knocked bottles of the shelves, which caused a cascade of bottles to knock each other over like dominos falling down. The rattling noise of thunking bottles increased in volume until it turned sharply into a metallic thunder. Plumes of dust rose into the air, blocking Basil's view, as she threw up her arms in front of her face.
The door to the supply closet rumbled and shook on its hinges before flying open with a bang. A cascade of cleaning supplies rushed through the open door, carrying the upturned body of the cartoonified rabbit along with. Basil's legs kicked in the air as her oversized package flopped back and forth in time with her kicking feet.
"Hey, Basil, this is not time to get down on the job! Ha ha!"
A large, powerful hand wrapped around Basil's tail and lifted her upwards. Despite tangling by the root, Basil didn't feel any pain as she spun slowly around in midair, ending up facing the beaming face of Ally. Only the elephant looked just like Basil: completely cartoonified. Ally's mouth spread into a huge grin as she hoisted Basil higher into the air, and while looking down, the rabbit's jaw dropped with a bang to the floor. Ally's uniform was barely containing a ludicrously large pair of breasts plump up unrealistically and showing more cleavage than was probably legal. Lower, a swinging, cel-shaded elephant dong easily as large as one of the elephant's legs swung side to side.
"We just got an order in for a triple-double of pancakes and eggs!" Ally said. "Batter up!"
Basil's eyes widened as she felt herself flung upwards, only to fall at incredible speed towards Ally, who turned and shoved her hips to the side. A loud "boing!" later, Basil found herself hurtling towards the kitchen, propelled by a hip check from the cartoonish elephant.
What was going on? Had everyone turned into a toon? Was she going to go back to normal? Maybe she was going insane. What was happening?
All those thoughts and more flashed through her head before she collided face-first and spread-eagle into the gleaming silver fridge in the kitchen, narrowly passing through the order window to get there. Another paw grabbed her by the scruff of her neck, peeling her out of the Basil-shaped indentation in the appliance.
"What was the order, bub?"
Basil, hanging by the scruff of her neck, glanced up at the beaming face of Jeremy, the badger cook. His right paw held a ladle that he spun around at such incredible speed it blurred immediately, only to stop with a puff of air in his palm.
"I can make it all! Pancakes, flapjacks, griddle cakes, skillet sheets - heck, I can even make a mean waffle in a pinch!"
"J-J-Jeremy? Is that you?" Basil asked, eyes once more agog as she took in the black and white badger's widened, caricaturish new body. A white apron hugged his impressively large and round belly as well as the obvious, lewd bulge jutting from beneath. Huge arms and tiny legs added to the disproportionate nature of the tooned-out badger.
"Yes, it's me, and your order is up!"
Jeremy produced a steaming platter of pancakes stacked at least twenty high from behind his back and shoved it into Basil's arms. The rabbit gasped as he piled on one platter after another, until all that could be seen of the rabbit was her massive sheath and balls draping down over her thighs.
"Now get out there and serve them hot little cakes, hotcake!"
Jeremy's palm swept down, smacking off of Basil's thickened-up backside, propelling her right back out of the kitchen with another "yowch!" She backpedaled rapidly, feet scraping and scampering beneath her, as the towers of pancakes in her arms swayed side to side, only to collapse in a heap around her.
"Hey, Basil, watch where you're going!"
"Huh?"
The rabbit turned her head, flummoxed, completely overwhelmed by the rapid-fire zaniness going on all around her. A single flapjack splatted across her head, obscuring her vision long after the rest fell around her. She peeled it back, only to let out a shout as she realized Ally was bearing down on top of her, windmilling her free arm while the other carried an impossibly oversized stack of dirty dishes.
A cloud of white smoke erupted as they collided, and the clattering of dishes breaking continued for many long moments. Basil couldn't see, only feel as the elephant's body squeezed and smooshed down on top of her. As the smoke cleared, Basil shook her head and tried to move, only to find she couldn't.
"Whups!"
A heavy warm length slapped down between Basil's thighs and the rabbit let out a gasp. Heavy, squishy breasts surrounded her head, completely blocking her vision once again, as Ally squeezed down on top of her. The elephant's incredibly oversized shaft pulsed, hardening with surprising speed as Basil wriggled beneath.
"Ally! What's - what's going on?"
"Let's just say it's a teamwork exercise? Ha ha!"
Basil's head suddenly shot forward from between Ally's breasts, muzzle open and eyes wide, at the same time as Ally's hips drove forward. The entire restaurant shook and rumbled as Basil realized just what exactly she was experiencing. Her eyes danced around the diner, focusing on one cartoonified feature at a time: the strange, slightly off-perspective tables, the plain and undetailed walls, the windows which showed only a fuzzy picture of the outside despite being clear normally. And on top of that, she was being lifted upwards by an impossibly long, thick elephant stalk that was already creating a clear bulge in her belly.
The rabbit's body ragdolled for a moment before Ally's hands wrapped around her hips and squeezed. Compressing like a balloon, Basil's belly bulged outwards as the elephant's stalk disappeared to the hilt.
"Nnnnffff! A-Ally!" Basil gasped.
"Yeah, nothing like a pair of tight buns!"
The bell at the door to the diner chimed. A tall black bear stared at the two employees, who stared right back for a three-count.
"Welcome to Fred's Fragrant Flapjacks!" Ally cried out, leaping to her feet. The entire restaurant shook as she landed, and Basil let out a blurb as a wave of thick elephant seed erupted from her muzzle like a water fountain. Basil's sheath, swinging between her legs against the elephant's package, released a massive bright pink maleness that flopped across her chest.
The bear stared in shock and backed up against the door as Ally lumbered forward. The elephant's arm stretched unnaturally from across the room and plucked the bear up off the ground by the shoulders before retracting, depositing the new customer in a chair along the way. As the bear shook his head, Ally appeared behind him. Basil's bloated figure rubbed into the bear's backside as Ally leaned forward and wrapped a white napkin around his neck before depositing a menu in his hands.
"What'll ya have?" Ally asked. Her trunk wrapped around Basil's chest several times, squeezing and yanking the rabbit up and down like an accordion.
"Uh... that is... I don't know... what's happening, you look like-"
"ORDER UP!"
Ally's trunk released Basil and pointed upwards into the air, unrolling as a trumpet-like blast sounded, drowning out the racket from the kitchen for a moment. Basil flew off the elephant's arousal like a jizz-propelled rocket towards the kitchen at such speed the rabbit could feel her face distorting. As she approached the order window, a large black and white arm stuck a buffet service serving lid out into the air, holding the curved side towards the rabbit, who careened around the inside and flew back towards the table - but now holding a steaming plate of yellow eggs and flapjacks drizzled with syrup in both hands. The eggs wobbled and threatened to peel up off the plate from the speed at which they travelled.
"Aaaaahhh!"
A huge gray arm snagged the plate of food and deposited it with a clatter in front of the bear while Basil sailed past. The rabbit's belly - already back to the size it was before - and the rest of her body flattened like a sticker against the window from the force of impact. Her massive sheath and balls twitched as her heavy breasts slowly reinflated, causing her to peel off from the top down and then float back and forth on the way down to the ground. By the time her tail brushed against the floor, she was back to normal despite the physics-defying flattening of moments earlier.
From the ground and looking out the window, Basil watched with wide eyes as the surrounding area toonified. People walking by changed, but continuing on their way like nothing happened save for a new penchant for wacky and lewd nonsense. A tall skunk in a red dress sauntered by on dainty feet, while a pair of muscular wolves stretched and filled out their shirts even more as the black lines and solid shading overtook them. The wolves' eyes stuck out of their skulls as the skunk sauntered by, thick hips swinging. Crude and lewd bulges appeared on the front of their pants that stretched impossibly forwards, but when they realized they'd need to compete for the attention of the waspy skunkette, they fell to a ferocious roll-over fight. The skunk pulled up short and gasped with surprise as the two wolves turned into a bundle of fighting energy. Stars flew from the dust cloud and clangs and thunks echoed across the street before the rolling ball of fighting wolves encompassed the skunkette as well. The trio rolled off down the street, nearly hitting a car - which fortunately lifted itself off the ground by stretching it's tires to a ridiculous degree and then snapping back to earth once the wriggling cartoon fight-ball rolled past. The buildings nearby wiggled and weaved, bouncing lightly side to side. It was spreading... everywhere.
Basil turned around and scooted backwards against the wall, only to see the bear furiously chowing down on the plate of pancakes and eggs while, from behind, Ally's hips thrust forward, impaling the newly cartoonified ursine again and again.
"Hey, usually the customer is the one giving the tip!" Ally said as she grinned wildly. "What a crazy world!"
The cel-shaded bear's stomach bloated outwards, knocking chairs and tables out of the way as he grabbed the plate just in time. He finished the last bite and swallowed, a satisfied expression on his face matching the one on Ally's as the elephant turned towards the door.
"Thanks for coming... and come again! Wooooo!"
Just like Basil had earlier, the bulky cartoon ursine popped off the elephant's enormous arousal from the pressure alone and blasted through the doors, which flung open ahead of him. Basil gaped as she watched him plow through the building across the street leaving a hole behind that perfectly matched his silhouette.
"Don't just sit around, Basil! We've gotta get ready for... the dinner rush!"
The lights flickered and thunder echoed through the air as the huge elephant loomed over the smaller rabbit. Ally's highly sexualized cartoon body jiggled and rippled as she licked her lips.
"And the best way to prepare is to relieve some tension, don't you think?"
"Think... I think... Ally, what is... where is... woah!"
Rapid-paced piano music began to play as Ally manhandled Basil, who quickly disappeared into the huge elephant's cleavage, only to emerge as if breaking the surface of the ocean with a gasp.
"Don't you think we work well together? We'll get those orders into the kitchen at record pace tonight! Ooh, here comes the first group now!"
A flood of toonified creatures spilled through the door, bouncing around the room, splatting off the walls, and causing general mayhem. Enormous cartoon cocks, breasts, and balls knocked Basil around once she'd escaped Ally's grasp and automatically attempted to take all the crazy orders for boiled shoes and mountains of pancakes and whipped cream pies. She wasn't sure what was going on, but the more Basil went with the flow, the less she seemed to get caught up in the shenanigans - like the fox and the deer trading turns mounting the otter over the counter, or the other rabbits filling up the pitchers with something other than soda and tea.
Surrounded by the chaos, still sporting a raging arousal that refused to go down, Basil licked her lips and shook her head. She wasn't sure what happened, or why only she seemed to be aware of it at all. It was so weird and strange, yet somehow familiar, like she'd seen this sort of wild, energetic behavior all the time. And she had. On television, in animated form. 
Large gray hands yanked Basil off her feet from behind. A familiar warmth spread her open as a gasp escaped her muzzle.
"Order up!"
The door swung open and the two wolves that fell to fighting earlier limped in with bandages and casts. Each wore a collar attached to a dainty lead. The skunkette in the red dress stood tall and proud despite the cuts and rips on her dress, while the wolves looked guiltier and guiltier.
"Well, I did promise you two a treat if you behaved yourselves," the skunkette said, flexing her delicate wrist. The red, elbow length gloves slid against the curvy swell of her chest as she angled her free paw forwards, ending with her outstretched finger leveled straight at Basil. "I'll take a coffee, black, on the rocks, with a pearl necklace and a mustache. And these two will have... hmmm... how about rabbit?"
Basil's eyes widened once more as the skunkette tipped her slender neck back and laughed, arms crossed just beneath her heaving bosoms, which by this point threatened to pop free entirely at the slightest motion. The two wolves sprang towards her, all their bandages and casts flying in every direction. Their eyes were wide and their muzzles open and grinning, tongues flopping, as they leaped towards Basil with arms spread wide. Between their legs, leading the way for their flapping tails, a pair of enormous red shafts with knots as big as their heads bucked and tugged them forwards towards the plump-rumped rabbit, who was already back to the same proportions she'd started out as.
The lupines froze in mid-air. The skunkette's devious grin was a mask. Nearby, Ally's trumpet extended towards the ceiling as she lay on a table in front of a table of burly, stocky felines, cartoon-like paws steadied in mid-handful of cel-shaded sushi rolls snatched off the nude elephant's broad breasts.
Basil, apparently the only person able to move, steadied her gaze forward, looking past the wolves, and shrugged.
"Eh, it's a living."
The action resumed, and the two wolves tackled the rabbit hard enough to punch through the floor, only for a fountain of thick white spooge to gush out a few moments later.

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