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At this farm, there was a horse who had made an unusual friendship. A fox, which had initially startled him! But as time had passed and they spent many days lounging in the sun together the became good friends. Today they were exploring the far reaches of the farms property. Fox had decided to take Horse through the tree line at the edge of the field. Right on the other side was a small meadow with many herbs grasses, and even a wild apple tree! Horse immediately ran into the meadow with an excited whinny, enjoying the delicious fare. Fox looked on happily, then decide to try and rustle up a few mice for a snack. He spent some time hunting with no success while Horse moved from one treat to another, finally gorging himself on the many apples on the ground for dessert. \nAfter some time Fox became tired of his hunting and Horse was very full. They decide to keep exploring the edges of the farm. As they walked Horse felt a bit uncomfortable. He felt a bit overfull and bloated, those apples may have overdone it. He forgot about the feeling however as something he had never seen before was on the horizon. It looked like a small building. Fox and Horse approached, and discovered it to be a disused tool shed. Fox seemed very interested at what could be inside, but Horse was a little nervous about going into such a small space. Fox went inside, and against his better judgment horse followed. Its was a very small space inside for Horse. With a snort he tried to back out, unable to turn around. As he clumsily backed up he bumped the door, causing to to close and latch from the outside!\nFox seen what happened and tried to dig out to unlatch the door, but alas, the shed floor was made of concrete! However he was not worried, He knew that eventually the farmer would come looking for his horse and find them. But as they waited a new problem arose. Horse suddenly stiffened and laid his ears back as a long groan emitted from his tummy. Fox knew Horse well enough to know what this meant. Horse was feeling gassy. In hindsight maybe taking him to the meadow want such a good idea. Horse was modest and always tried not to fart around his friend, although there had been a few incidents in the past. Fox hoped the farmer would come soon...\nSome time had passed and the situation was getting worse for Horse. His tummy kept making ominous groans. He was dancing his rear hooves up and down as his tail kept trying to twitch upwards as pressure built in his rear. Fox was starting to get worried. Incidents in the past had taught him that it was difficult to get the scent of horse farts out of his fur, especially after Horse had been eating “junk food”. Another loud gurgle came from Horses tummy again. His eyes widened a bit, and his tail raised as he released a small toot. He quickly forced his tail back down, but it was getting to be too much for him. Every few minutes progressively larger “small” toots escaped as he struggled to hold it with a ‘fweep’ or ‘pffooot’. The scent was starting to get to Fox, who was really regretting taking him to the meadow now!\nHorse was really getting desperate now! No longer dancing his hooves, he was focused on standing still and focusing on not pooting. But it was not going to be enough. Suddenly the pressure in his rear felt as if doubled, and then doubled again! It was the apples finally digesting! His eyes widened and he laid his ears back with a look of surprise, involuntarily raising his tail! Fox recognized this look and only had seconds to react. He duck for cove and tried to cover his nose with his paw as Horse finally lost strength. A loud sound, like an out of tune trombone filled the shed, along with a strong smell and raising temperature. It seemed to go on forever! A look of relaxed bliss spread across Horse’s face his mouth hanging open at his relief. It felt so good to finally release all that pressure! Lost in his relief, he suddenly remembered Fox. Fox looked dazed from the smell but was recovering. He started to give Horse an annoyed look, knowing it would take days to get the scent out his fur. But before he could a loud noise was heard behind Horse as sun and fresh air streamed inside.Horse’s tremendous poot had knocked the old door right off the hinges! Fox was a little annoyed that neither had thought for Horse to kick the door, but oh well they were out. Knocking down the door with a fart was pretty impressive anyway!", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "\tIt was a bright sunny day at Big Hoss Farm. At this farm, there was a horse who had made an unusual friendship. A fox, which had initially startled him! But as time had passed and they spent many days lounging in the sun together the became good friends. Today they were exploring the far reaches of the farms property. Fox had decided to take Horse through the tree line at the edge of the field. Right on the other side was a small meadow with many herbs grasses, and even a wild apple tree! Horse immediately ran into the meadow with an excited whinny, enjoying the delicious fare. Fox looked on happily, then decide to try and rustle up a few mice for a snack. He spent some time hunting with no success while Horse moved from one treat to another, finally gorging himself on the many apples on the ground for dessert.
After some time Fox became tired of his hunting and Horse was very full. They decide to keep exploring the edges of the farm. As they walked Horse felt a bit uncomfortable. He felt a bit overfull and bloated, those apples may have overdone it. He forgot about the feeling however as something he had never seen before was on the horizon. It looked like a small building. Fox and Horse approached, and discovered it to be a disused tool shed. Fox seemed very interested at what could be inside, but Horse was a little nervous about going into such a small space. Fox went inside, and against his better judgment horse followed. Its was a very small space inside for Horse. With a snort he tried to back out, unable to turn around. As he clumsily backed up he bumped the door, causing to to close and latch from the outside!
Fox seen what happened and tried to dig out to unlatch the door, but alas, the shed floor was made of concrete! However he was not worried, He knew that eventually the farmer would come looking for his horse and find them. But as they waited a new problem arose. Horse suddenly stiffened and laid his ears back as a long groan emitted from his tummy. Fox knew Horse well enough to know what this meant. Horse was feeling gassy. In hindsight maybe taking him to the meadow want such a good idea. Horse was modest and always tried not to fart around his friend, although there had been a few incidents in the past. Fox hoped the farmer would come soon...
Some time had passed and the situation was getting worse for Horse. His tummy kept making ominous groans. He was dancing his rear hooves up and down as his tail kept trying to twitch upwards as pressure built in his rear. Fox was starting to get worried. Incidents in the past had taught him that it was difficult to get the scent of horse farts out of his fur, especially after Horse had been eating “junk food”.  Another loud gurgle came from Horses tummy again. His eyes widened a bit, and his tail raised as he released a small toot. He quickly forced his tail back down, but it was getting to be too much for him. Every few minutes progressively larger “small” toots escaped as he struggled to hold it with a ‘fweep’ or ‘pffooot’. The scent was starting to get to Fox, who was really regretting taking him to the meadow now!
Horse was really getting desperate now! No longer dancing his hooves, he was focused on standing still and focusing on not pooting. But it was not going to be enough. Suddenly the pressure in his rear felt as if doubled, and then doubled again! It was the apples finally digesting! His eyes widened and he laid his ears back with a look of surprise, involuntarily raising his tail! Fox recognized this look and only had seconds to react. He duck for cove and tried to cover his nose with his paw as Horse finally lost strength. A loud sound, like an out of tune trombone filled the shed, along with a strong smell and raising temperature. It seemed to go on forever! A look of relaxed bliss spread across Horse’s face his mouth hanging open at his relief. It felt so good to finally release all that pressure! Lost in his relief, he suddenly remembered Fox. Fox looked dazed from the smell but was recovering. He started to give Horse an annoyed look, knowing it would take days to get the scent out his fur. But before he could a loud noise was heard behind Horse as sun and fresh air streamed inside.Horse’s tremendous poot had knocked the old door right off the hinges! Fox was a little annoyed that neither had thought for Horse to kick the door, but oh well they were out. Knocking down the door with a fart was pretty impressive anyway!", "pools_count": 0, "title": "Horse and Fox in: Shed Trouble", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/rtf", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "0", "rating_name": "General", "ratings": [], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "2", "views": "191" }