Which, in a roundabout way, was why she was even here in this particular situation.
"Why are you handcuffing me."
"You'll enjoy this, trust me."
"I find that statement to be extremely dubious, darling."
"It's fun!" Erwin insisted as he fiddled with the cuffs. "Or at least I'm told it's fun. Obviously I don't really have the equipment required for boob sumo."
"Boob sumo."
"Yes."
"Boob sumo."
"If it helps I didn't name it."
Erin rolled her eyes while Erwin continued to talk. "Anyway, of the people we know, only Shelly's got the goods for it. Carrie too, but she's... a bit too enthusiastic. Let's just leave it there."
"Darling you're not doing the best job of selling me on this."
"It'll be fine, trust me. The cuffs automatically disengage if you fall in the water and Carrie's not allowed anywhere near boob sumo matches after The Incident."
"The incident."
"Yes. We don't like to talk about it. Anyway, you'll like Shelly. She's a lot more down to earth than Carrie and she's really smart. You've got a lot in common, actually."
"Right..." She'd gotten glimpses of the person she assumed to be Shelly, and had to agree with Erwin. They did indeed have at least two very obvious, very large things in common. The butterfly was noticeably shorter, but her tits were more than a match for Erin's own prodigious pair. Which, really, was the important factor for boob sumo.
"Anyway, you should be ready. Lemme just help you onto the platform."
"H-hey, hold on," Erin said, but it was too late. Erwin managed to get her onto the platform surprisingly fast. Before she could object, she was stranded in the middle of a pool wearing nothing but her understickers and with her arms cuffed behind her back.
"Good luck! Have fun!" Erwin said with a wave.
"Wait, so how does this work?" Erin said. Even if Erwin hadn't bothered to fill her in on the finer details of boob sumo, hopefully her opponent would have more patience. "What are the rules, are there points or is it some kind of-"
Erin's questions were interrupted when Shelly lunged forward and swung her chest hard to the left, cleavage colliding with cleavage, her only response to the mouse an enthusiastic battle cry of "BOOB SUMO!!!!"
"AAAH!!"
Erin did her best to fight back, but it was too late. She was caught off guard and off balance – she very quickly found herself toppling off the side of the green foam platform and into the water. Thankfully, Erwin hadn't about the cuffs automatically disengaging, though Erin was obviously somewhat naturally buoyant so she doubted it would have been that much of an issue.
"That was fun!" Shelly said, leaning down to look at the soaked mouse. "You up for round two?"
Erin took a moment to think, looking over to the small crowd that had gathered to watch. There were a few scattered "go Shelly!"s, presumably from the rest of Erwin's pack. Her own pack seemed mildly disappointed, and Ursula in particular was enthusiastically booing. But most of the audience seemed ambivalent. Not that Erin could blame them – the match had been over in seconds.
She turned back to look at Shelly, nodding. Might as well give them a proper show. "Best two out of three?"
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And remember, no matter which way the match goes, the real winners in this situation are the viewing public. Especially Erwin and Viola, who are both going to remember this particular event for a very long time.