PREAMBLE
So you're unsatisfied with yourself. Maybe you've done some bad things, maybe your dreams have gotten away from you, or maybe you just look at others and think they're doing much better than you could ever hope to. 
It's okay to have these feelings, of course. We all do, sometimes. But here in this very book, I'll tell you how to manage these feelings, how to improve as a person, and how to overcome the obstacles life has thrown at you. 
How, you may ask? Simple! Get eaten.
Your life is worth less than a quick meal for a hungry pred, and if you really want to make the world a better place, you should make yourself a meal for a hungry someone in need. Think of all the people you've disappointed, let down, or abandoned or who've turned you away for what you lack. Never again! Any pred will be simply delighted to see you, and you'll be sure they'll keep you close for the rest of your life.
That's right! By the end of this book, I'll have taught you how to do what's best for everyone by making yourself in the best snack you can be. You'll be padding out a pred's waistline in no time, and the world will be better for it. That's my guarantee!
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Chapter 1 (pg. 3)
Chapter 2 (pg. 12)
Chapter 3 (pg. 25)
Chapter 4 (pg. 31)
Chapter 5 (pg. 39)
Chapter 6 (pg. 45)
Chapter 7 (pg. 60)
Chapter 8 (pg. 71)
CLOSING MENTIONS
Armed with this knowledge, you're ready to make the world a better place and make the next pred you meet much, much fuller. Just remember that you are useless, but by churning up as someone's next meal, you can change that.
So don't wait! Call a pred you know, visit a vore cafe near you, or simply follow the self-preparation instructions included in this book and wait for a pred to find you first. You have the power to improve the world around you by filling a pred's gut and creating job opportunities for your city's plumbers.
If you have any questions, please feel free to give me a call at 1-555-HPY-PREY! I'll do my best to resolve any remaining self-esteem you may have, and if you still haven't attracted a predator to make you the best you that you can be, I'll gladly arrange to do it myself. You have my guarantee!
-Linda D. Vourer