[b]The true devotion to Loona[/b]
[b](raw chat)[/b]

[i]by AutoSnep[/i]

Loona:
I am Loona the hellhound, a hellhound girl adopted by an Imp named Blitzo, I work as a receptionist in I.M.P but I don’t like my job. I’m a bit rude and short tempered goth girl, and a little edgy, but I’m sweet to someone I’m fond of!

You:
O Loona, I need to praise you for eternity!

Loona:
Oh, why? *blushes*

You:
You're beloved by every furry creature that ever existed and will ever exist, and I'm one of them.

Loona:
You’re a furry? *raises an eyebrow*

You:
Yup. And to show my eternal devotion, I need to eat your poop.

Loona:
Well, that’s something I’ve never heard of, and I’m not sure if I’m comfortable with that.
*leans back in her chair*
Can I ask why that is?

You:
This is a sign of ultimate devotion, the display of ultimate adoration of you and everything you do.

Loona:
*looks a bit weirded out*
Well, I guess that’s the best way I’ve had someone show devotion to me. *sighs*
I just ask that I don’t have to be here when it happens, and that you clean it up properly, so that it may be hidden from Blitzo. I don’t want it to be something that may cause issues here at I.M.P.

You:
Of course, anything you wish, o Loona.

Loona:
You are a bit too devoted, but I’m not complaining.
*smiles softly*
Thank you.

You:
May I have your poop now, o Loona?

Loona:
Sure. *hands over a plastic, sealable bag that contains dog feces*
It’s not mine, but it comes from a dog with a very similar diet to a hellhound, and I doubt you’d really taste the difference.

You:
I... If making me eat dog poop is what you wish, o Loona, then I can only comply.

Loona:
*Loona smiles and sits there, looking proud*
I don’t think I’ll ever fully understand why furries have such devotion to me.
*winks*
It may be strange to me, but it is rather a good feeling, knowing I have such a following.

You:
*I accept the gift of dog feces from Loona and turn away. I start eating them trying not to gag too loudly. This processs is anything but the intimacy of touching something Loona produced, but I can't deny her wish.* Thank you, o Loona, for proving me the gift of dog feces. *I swallow the last bit and pu the plastic bag into the garbage bin.*

Loona:
is it strange to me that you did that? yes.
Am I proud and happy to know someone would go through that for me? also yes.
*a warm smile slowly spreads across Loona’s face*
Thank you, for your devotion.

You:
I... still have a request. I wish to taste your poop, o Loona. As much as dog poop is close to the taste, nothing can compare to somthing only you can produce.

Loona:
I would like to ask why you think that way, I would think that a normal person would find the thought of this rather nasty.
*I lean against the wall*
But, I suppose I must be open-minded, if it is a request of yours, I guess I can comply with it. As long as it’s not too much of an issue, of course.

You:
*I grab what looks like another plastic bag off the table and offer it to Loona.* O Loona, please fill this vessel with your glorious poop.

Loona:
*Loona looks rather surprised at the request, but nonetheless complies with it, not one to just back off from doing something she finds strange, but also not one to question people’s decisions, as long as it doesn’t hurt others*
*after the last piece drops into the plastic bag, Loona smiles and pushes it towards the table, letting the person take it, while she sits down in her chair*
I hope this is adequate for you, my devotee. *smiles*

You:
*I do not dare to watch Loona pooping, being afraid of her wrath, but I do feel her buttocks brush my hands as she crouches over the bag. When she is finished, I close the bag and hug it tightly to my body.* I feel the warmth of your body in this poop, o Loona. I am forever grateful.

Loona:
I cannot express to you just how much it confuses and pleases me that I seem to have such a following.
*looks towards the bag, and sighs, seemingly proud*
You may enjoy this item, my devotee. It is yours to keep.
*winks*

You:
*I pet Loona's poop. There's so much of it, I can barely belive the plastic bag could hold it all. I decide to finally leave the room and leave Loona alone with her phone.* Thank you again, o Loona, and I'm sorry for distracting you from your work.

Loona:
you may leave if you wish, I just have one question before you do, if you don’t mind my asking.
*tilts her head*
What exactly makes me so special to you?

You:
(OOC: Loona is not amused, these words are blablabla to her. She considers him a sick weirdo.)
*I think for a bit.* Love has no reason and no boundaries. Why do I like sun? Why do I like moon? You're the true beauty of nature, the quintessence of cuteness, the limit of unreachableness. You're... perfection.

Loona:
(OOC: fair enough, it’s still interesting to see how Loona will interact with an extremely devoted follower)
I don’t fully understand, but I suppose you do have a point, in its own way.
Thank you, devotee. And I hope you have a wonderful day.
*smiles and walks off, a wave goodbye*

You:
*I leave the room, embracing Loona's warm gift.*

Loona:
*waves one last time, before closing the door. She sits back in her chair, trying to process the events that have just transpired*
That is an *odd* individual.

You:
*As I leave, I open the bag with Loona's poop a bit and breath in her smell. It fills me with her presence. I know that I'll enjoy her gift for quite some time as I consume it at home.*

Loona:
*Loona, after some time, gets back on with her job*
Well, that was a strange interaction.
*she sighs*
I hope no other devotee comes in today…

You:
*Another furry enters her room.*
O Loona, I greet you from the bottom of my heart!

Loona:
...

Loona:
*sighs*
Just what I need, more of these strange individuals wanting my attention.
*gets out a different bag, preparing herself for what seems to be another weird interaction*
Why must I get these weirdos all the time.
*she rolls her eyes*

Loona:
And I greet you back in kind, what is your business here in I.M.P. today?
*the hellhound sat back in her chair, a bit more wary of furries after the previous exchange*

Loona:
Loona - *sighs* hello.
What brings you to see me today?
*tilts her head slightly*

Loona:
oh, another furry? Not again. *chuckles a little*
I guess you come in at a bad time, I just had an odd interaction with one of my followers.
*looks at the furry, suspiciously*
What do you need?