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It smelled so good that I wanted to taste it because I has a thing for tasting soap that smells good enough to eat but they never taste good however it was different this time.\n\nIt tasted just as good as it smelled with a bit of a soapy taste but a good soapy taste and I'd lick it again once in a while. This time I had a better and more fun idea. I put the bar of soap in my maw and began sucking on it, it tasted so good but I didn't swallow while it was in my maw and if any got into my throat, it burned. \n\nAs I sucked on it, I spit some onto my swallow wash and used that to wash my body, it was a lawt of fun doin' it that way and satisfied my urge of eating things that aren't food even though I didn't swallow any. \n\nWhen I was done washing myself, I noticed a burning sensation in my maw and started rinsing it out. It took a few minutes to make it go away and even after that something in my maw didn't feel right. \n\nThe tip of my tongue where I was licking the soap a lawt now feels numb and the texture has changed a little bit getting a bit rough. \n\nBefore I did it, my tongue was yellow, I know they say that's a bad thing but I always thought nothing of it. After I rinsed my maw out, I checked my tongue and the yellowness was completely gone and the surface was a bit eaten away. \n\nI can still feel a little bit of burning witch is almost gone and parts of the tawp layer of skin is actually missing from the soap eating it away but I can still taste my coffee just fine.\n\nI won't be doing this again since it didn't end too well and the way I learn knot to do something to myself is by trying it and seeing how it goes. I already knew I shouldn't put soap in my maw but as long as I doesn't swallow it or breath through my maw while it's in there, I didn't think it's be an issue. Now that I know what would happen, am knot going to try it again.","description_bbcode_parsed":"Here's another mistake I actually made in real life, I always like learning the hard way instead of missing out on something that I might like to do.
When I was in the shower today, I was about to wash myself with a bunny shaped bar of soap I got at the body shop. It smelled so good that I wanted to taste it because I has a thing for tasting soap that smells good enough to eat but they never taste good however it was different this time.
It tasted just as good as it smelled with a bit of a soapy taste but a good soapy taste and I'd lick it again once in a while. This time I had a better and more fun idea. I put the bar of soap in my maw and began sucking on it, it tasted so good but I didn't swallow while it was in my maw and if any got into my throat, it burned.
As I sucked on it, I spit some onto my swallow wash and used that to wash my body, it was a lawt of fun doin' it that way and satisfied my urge of eating things that aren't food even though I didn't swallow any.
When I was done washing myself, I noticed a burning sensation in my maw and started rinsing it out. It took a few minutes to make it go away and even after that something in my maw didn't feel right.
The tip of my tongue where I was licking the soap a lawt now feels numb and the texture has changed a little bit getting a bit rough.
Before I did it, my tongue was yellow, I know they say that's a bad thing but I always thought nothing of it. After I rinsed my maw out, I checked my tongue and the yellowness was completely gone and the surface was a bit eaten away.
I can still feel a little bit of burning witch is almost gone and parts of the tawp layer of skin is actually missing from the soap eating it away but I can still taste my coffee just fine.
I won't be doing this again since it didn't end too well and the way I learn knot to do something to myself is by trying it and seeing how it goes. I already knew I shouldn't put soap in my maw but as long as I doesn't swallow it or breath through my maw while it's in there, I didn't think it's be an issue. Now that I know what would happen, am knot going to try it again.","writing":"","writing_bbcode_parsed":"","pools_count":0,"title":"Don't suck on bars of soap","deleted":"f","public":"t","mimetype":"image/png","pagecount":"1","rating_id":"2","rating_name":"Adult","ratings":[{"content_tag_id":"4","name":"Sexual Themes","description":"Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal","rating_id":"2"}],"submission_type_id":"1","type_name":"Picture/Pinup","guest_block":"f","friends_only":"f","comments_count":"0","views":"5","sales_description":null,"forsale":"f","digitalsales":"f","printsales":"f","digital_price":""}