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In case you couldn't tell, this was a redo of the Dexter's Lab episode "A Hard Day's Day", only now with Dee Dee instead of Dexter. He says that he researched some astronomy in order to come up with a way for the stars to work against Dee Dee. I don't care, I just like the scene where Dee Dee tries to help Dexter with an experiment. Funny stuff.

Go say thanks to him for letting me post this in his stead. He really needs a preserver like myself.", "writing": "[i]Special thanks to Craig McKracken. I didn’t even realize your career was that varied.[/i]\n\n[b][center]SOLAR SISTER[/center][/b]\n\n[center][b]Written By: Darkton93[/b]\n[b]Original Show By: Gennedy Tartakovski[/b][/center]\n\n\tEvery day it was the same. The moon would lower itself from the night sky, saying goodnight to the USA and to bring the night to the lower hemisphere. Just as much, the earth would rotate to the sun, giving off the impression that it was, in fact, rising.\n\n\tEvery day it was the same, the sun would shine over that small town the Dexter Family lived, into their windows, brining light. Mom and Dad, the boy Dexter, and, as in our particular tale, the big sister Dee Dee.\n\tEvery day it was the same. Dee Dee would open her eyes in tune with the rising sun, rise out of bed, and say the magic words: “Ah, today looks like another great day!”\n\tEvery day it was the same. Dee Dee would jump out of bed in her pajamas, her hair down loose. The latter would not last long, as Dee Dee would go to her mirror and adjust her hair, bringing it into pigtails. She would the look through her closet of identical clothes and pick out the one that was just right. She’d then toss them into the air, and jump straight out of her pajamas, naked save for a leaf and a pair of daises. She’d then fly right into her clothes, from her undies to her leggings, then her dress, and finally landing into her shoes, completing her wardrobe.\n\tEvery day it was the same. She’d rush down the stairs and grab the phone, dial a familiar number. She’d speak into it “Hey, Mee Mee! You around?”\n\t“Oh, sure am, Dee Dee!” she’d say on the other line. “What’s up, girl?”\n\t“Wanna get Lee Lee and come on over?”\n\t“Sure thing! I’ll go get her!” And a phone call later she was there.\n\tEvery day it was the same. A few hours would pass while they had fun. Sometimes the activities would vary; one time it was Pony Puff Princess play, with Lee Lee completing the scenario. “And I love you too, Pony Puff Princess Blue!”\n\tEvery day it was the same, the girls would giggle, hug each other. Dee Dee would say something to the effect of “You guys are the best best friends forever ever!”\n\tEvery day it was the same. Mom would come in with her camera, ready to take a picture of the lovely girls. “Okay, say cheese!” They would, and the picture would come out.\n\tEvery day ended the same. Dee Dee would catalogue the events in her diary, with something along the lines of “All in all, it was another great day!” She’d get into bed, and shut the lights.\n\tAnd just like that, the day was over.\n\n\tEvery week it was the same. The sun comes up…\n\t“Ah, today…”\n\t…Dee Dee flies into her clothes…\n\t“…looks like…”\n\t…the girls get together…\n\t“…another…”\n\t…the picture snaps, and it gets charted into the journal.\n\t“…great day!”\n\tAnd then off to bed for the next day.\n\n\tAnd every week, and every month was like this. A cycle of greatness. Times with friends, productive days, great summer outings, this would be the norm for every day of the week, every month of the year.\n\n\tBut not today.\n\n\tThis time, instead of the sun and the moon operating separately, this time the moon moved right in front of the sun, blocking it from view, making it appear totally black with a brilliant ring around it.\n\tEveryone was out, ready to gaze upon this marvelous sight. Everyone, that is, except Dee Dee.\n\tThis time, she struggled a little to get out of bed, twitching before waking up looking just plain dazed. “Something doesn’t feel right. Why does it feel like today’s not gonna be that great?”\n\tShe got out of bed and slogged on to her daily horoscope.\n\t“Ah, here it is: Cancer. The moon is not in your favor. Its orbit is blocking the Sun’s powerful rays, causing you to lose celestial power. You are in danger of having…” Dee Dee put down the paper, looking grim. “…a bad day. You mean… I’m not gonna have a good day today? Like… for the first time in forever?” Dee Dee let it sink, then resumed her cheerful nature. “Well, I’ll just have to [i]make[/i] it a good day!”\n\tNot letting things get to her, she went to her mirror and straightened her hair into pigtails as usual. She then tossed her clothes in the air, and made the jump.\n\t…except this time it was a jump right out her window. “Uh oh.”\n\tNaturally, she fell, right into a tree, getting scratched up and scraped by the leaves. She landed face down, slumped over on a tree branch totally nude, while muttering. “Yup. Today is [i]not[/i] gonna be a great day…” The branch then completely broke, dropping her into a mud puddle.\n\tWhen the doorbell rang, Mom came in to reach it. “Hello?” she said cheeringly, before she took a closer look at who was at the door. “Dee Dee!”\n\tIndeed it was her, covered in mud, dripping wet, naked as the day she was born, weakly covering her chest and girl bits with her arms.\n\tAnd what was Mom’s response? “You’re filthy!”\n\tDee Dee stepped in, a little miffed, still covering. “Yeah, I know. It’s not a good day for me right now.”\n\tAs Dee Dee walked to the stairs, Mom remarked on her attitude. “Hm. Well don’t go making other people feel miserable just because you are.”\n\tDee Dee perked up. “Or, I could make my day great by making other people’s days great!” Realizing she wasn’t covering, she resumed and blushed with a smile. Rushing up to her room she beamed, “Thanks, Mom!”\n\n\tDexter was resuming his work in the laboratory, doing his usual wrench work. Dee Dee rushed in, boinging a little like a flagpole when she stopped. “Hi, Dexter.”\n\tDexter popped up when he realized who was there. “DEE DEE! What’re you doing in my labo…”\n\t“Ah, ah. I promise I’m not going to wreck anything. In fact, I want to help you out!”\n\t“While the token gesture of kindness is appreciated, more times than not your attempts to ‘help’ have ended up causing frequent damage, including: destruction of personal belongings, property damage, unexplained mutations, escape of deadly creatures and loss of my own personal clothing, the latter of which has happened too many times to be comfortable. As such, I must respectfully decline your offer and ask that you return to what you are doing.” Dexter resumed his wrench work.\n\t“The stars are out of whack for me, and I helped you when they didn’t work for you!”\n\tDexter grumbled. “Your bargaining posture is highly dubious…” then made a normal face, “but very well. I will direct you to the location I need assistance in.”\n\tDexter directed Dee Dee to a glass tube with a keypad inside, which Dexter entered. “Here are the specifics: I am going to undergo a genetic modification experiment that should hopefully enhance my body’s capabilities for gym class. I want you to just stand by and watch me in case something bad happens.”\n\t“That’s it?”\n\t“Quite frankly, Dee Dee, I don’t trust you with any buttons in my lab. Now just do it, and nothing will go wrong.”\n\tDexter closed the tube and pressed the keypad in a specific order.\n\t“Human Genome Enhancement Experiment begins in one minute,” the computer said.\n\t“Hey, Dexter?” Dee Dee blurted.\n\t“This had better be important,” Dexter murmured.\n\tDee Dee pointed at a button on a post nearby. “What does this button do?”\n\tDee Dee finally realized what she had just said. Those deadly words. Words that precede mass destruction on large scales. Words that, when uttered, immediately sent Dexter into shock. Words she realized at that moment she should not have said.\n\t“Umm, I mean…” Dee Dee smiled weakly, “…can you please tell me what this button does… Mister Dexter?” Dee Dee blinked her eyes cutely.\n\tDexter breathed a sigh of relief. “That would be the disintegrator ray. I haven’t gotten to removing it yet, so don’t press it.”\n\t“Okay! Wow, I knew this would work! I can already tell it’s gonna be a great day for both of us!” Dee Dee leaned up and rested her hands…\n\t…right on the button. Dexter received several high-voltage electrical shocks, and was turned to ash that blinked and crumbled to dust. A helper robot swept up the dust and took him to a Rejuvenation Chamber, where a fly was currently buzzing. It put the dust in, pressed the button, and Dexter was back to himself… albeit with fly wings, antennae, and when he removed his glasses, he found a set of compound eyes.\n\t“Um… oops?”\n\tDexter buzzed over to Dee Dee. “You know, the longest time you have been in my lab without causing an accident is approximately 51 minutes.”\n\t“How long was this time?”\n\t“One minute, 42 seconds.”\n\t“Oh…” Dee Dee paused, then beamed. “Well, it’s okay! I’ve learned my lesson! Is there anything else I can do for you?”\n\tDexter smiled sweetly. “Why yes, there is one thing…”\n\tThe door to the lab opened on the outside as Dexter gave her the boot. “BUZZ OFF, AND GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!” The door closed shut.\n\tDee Dee’s flat head landed right on the door, dropping her like a bowling pin. She then stormed out, angrier than before. Dad walked by. “Hi, Dee Dee! How’s your day been?”\n\t“Oh great. Just… really, [i]really[/i] great.” Dee Dee said sarcastically.\n\t“Well, we were thinking of inviting some friends over for the eclipse! Got anyone you’d like to bring?”\n\tDee Dee perked up. “Maybe a few friends for me!”\n\n\tMee Mee and Lee Lee were right on the scene. “So… You said you were a… Pisces, right?” Mee Mee said.\n\t“I’m a Cancer, and the eclipse is throwing me off. I wanted to bring you girls here to help me out. I can’t have a great day on my own, so maybe you guys can help me have one.”\n\t“Anything for a friend, Dee Dee!” Lee Lee said. “How about we do a dance routine, just the three of us?”\n\tDee Dee beamed. “I’d love to!”\n\tRight into Dee Dee’s room they went, lining up into position. The three moved one leg out, then another leg forward with a step. They lifted one leg and twirled in a circle. They moved their arms up top, then to the sides, then down low, then to the sides, and twirled in a circle. Mee Mee did a backflip and landed arms splayed. Lee Lee did one too, and did the same right next to her. And Dee Dee readied a jump, timing her position, and did a long backflip with several rotations…\n\t…that landed right on top of Mee Mee’s flat head. She crashed into Lee Lee, and the arms of the two sent the missile-like Dee Dee flying all over her room, smashing the furniture inside. By the time she was done, the room was a total wreck.\n\tMee Mee and Lee Lee stared at the damage, then at Dee Dee. “Uh, if it’s okay with you, we’re just gonna check out the eclipse,” Mee Mee said.\n\t“Yeah. You can join us if you want,” Lee Lee said.\n\tThe two took their leave.\n\tDee Dee growled, her teeth turned sharp and her eyes pure red.\n\n\tThe Dexter Family, minus Dee Dee but including Mee Mee and Lee Lee and their parents, were totally captivated by the eclipse. Dexter even managed to lose his fly appendages to look presentable!\n\tBut for Dee Dee, the situation was much different. She was decked out in a black robe, a spellbook nearby. “Mess with me, you stupid eclipse? You picked the WRONG sister to mess with!”\n\tDee Dee began flipping through the pages of the book, which was emblazoned with a skull on the front cover.\n\t“If I can’t enjoy today, then NOBODY ELSE GETS TO, EITHER!!” she said, conjuring up hand motions.\n\tThe motions worked an eerie wind, blowing leaves and a newspaper all around her. Dark clouds began to cover the sky, inching closer to the sun. Like a foul conductor (or perhaps just a dimwit with a spear and magic helmet) she called forth the windstorm, causing trees, bicycles and furniture to become wrapped up in the storm. At last, the clouds reached their goal, the very sun itself, blighted by the eclipse.\n\tHer goal complete, Dee Dee laughed in victory. “HA! TAKE THAT, ECLIPSE! I WIN! YOU LOSE!!” She resumed her cheerful demeanor, even amidst the storm. “Looks like today’s gonna be another great…”\n\tSuddenly, she heard a thundercloud right above her head.\n\t“…meep.”\n\tThe lightning came down hard and fast, stronger than anything ever seen. It zapped her intensely, revealing her skeleton below. Karma was not on her side.\n\t“I guess I was wrong! Today’s still not gonna be a great day!!”\n\tAt last, the clouds passed, and the eclipse was back into view. Dee Dee, dizzy and naked, her clothes singed by the lightning but her modesty preserved by the flora, stumbled all around until she landed right near her family and friends, flat on her stomach, her pupils replaced by x’s and her tongue sticking out.\n\tAnd what was Dad’s reaction to seeing her daughter lying on the ground, butt naked and covered in ash? “Heya, Dee Dee. There’s still time to see the eclipse! Care to join us?”\n\tDee Dee started to burn with rage. Everything she had worked for, every attempt made worthless; and now her father wanted her to join in on the very thing she tried to destroy? The thing destroying her?\n\t“Eh, why not?” she said, immediately cooling down.\n\tDee Dee, still naked but modesty preserved by the plants, sat down next to Mee Mee and Lee Lee. “Dee Dee, why are you…” Lee Lee started to say, but was cut off by Dee Dee.\n\t“Don’t even ask.”\n\tAs she gazed at the sky, she gazed up at that which had caused her such scorn: the eclipse. Gazing at the black sun, the unearthly ring in the sky, she only had one thought. “Oooooh! Pretty!”\n\tDexter, sitting next to her sister, drink in hand, offered a comment. “Astronomy truly is a wonderful thing.”\n\t“This is science?” Dee Dee leaned over on her knees eagerly towards her brother. “Cool! How does it work?”\n\tMee Mee and Lee Lee were a little grossed out, though, because from their view, as Dexter said “Well, solar eclipses like this are caused by the moon’s shadow on the sun,” Dee Dee’s ‘moon’ was covering up the Dexter Family’s son.\n\n[b][center]THE END[/center][/b]", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Special thanks to Craig McKracken. I didn’t even realize your career was that varied.

SOLAR SISTER


Written By: Darkton93
Original Show By: Gennedy Tartakovski


\tEvery day it was the same. The moon would lower itself from the night sky, saying goodnight to the USA and to bring the night to the lower hemisphere. Just as much, the earth would rotate to the sun, giving off the impression that it was, in fact, rising.

\tEvery day it was the same, the sun would shine over that small town the Dexter Family lived, into their windows, brining light. Mom and Dad, the boy Dexter, and, as in our particular tale, the big sister Dee Dee.
\tEvery day it was the same. Dee Dee would open her eyes in tune with the rising sun, rise out of bed, and say the magic words: “Ah, today looks like another great day!”
\tEvery day it was the same. Dee Dee would jump out of bed in her pajamas, her hair down loose. The latter would not last long, as Dee Dee would go to her mirror and adjust her hair, bringing it into pigtails. She would the look through her closet of identical clothes and pick out the one that was just right. She’d then toss them into the air, and jump straight out of her pajamas, naked save for a leaf and a pair of daises. She’d then fly right into her clothes, from her undies to her leggings, then her dress, and finally landing into her shoes, completing her wardrobe.
\tEvery day it was the same. She’d rush down the stairs and grab the phone, dial a familiar number. She’d speak into it “Hey, Mee Mee! You around?”
\t“Oh, sure am, Dee Dee!” she’d say on the other line. “What’s up, girl?”
\t“Wanna get Lee Lee and come on over?”
\t“Sure thing! I’ll go get her!” And a phone call later she was there.
\tEvery day it was the same. A few hours would pass while they had fun. Sometimes the activities would vary; one time it was Pony Puff Princess play, with Lee Lee completing the scenario. “And I love you too, Pony Puff Princess Blue!”
\tEvery day it was the same, the girls would giggle, hug each other. Dee Dee would say something to the effect of “You guys are the best best friends forever ever!”
\tEvery day it was the same. Mom would come in with her camera, ready to take a picture of the lovely girls. “Okay, say cheese!” They would, and the picture would come out.
\tEvery day ended the same. Dee Dee would catalogue the events in her diary, with something along the lines of “All in all, it was another great day!” She’d get into bed, and shut the lights.
\tAnd just like that, the day was over.

\tEvery week it was the same. The sun comes up…
\t“Ah, today…”
\t…Dee Dee flies into her clothes…
\t“…looks like…”
\t…the girls get together…
\t“…another…”
\t…the picture snaps, and it gets charted into the journal.
\t“…great day!”
\tAnd then off to bed for the next day.

\tAnd every week, and every month was like this. A cycle of greatness. Times with friends, productive days, great summer outings, this would be the norm for every day of the week, every month of the year.

\tBut not today.

\tThis time, instead of the sun and the moon operating separately, this time the moon moved right in front of the sun, blocking it from view, making it appear totally black with a brilliant ring around it.
\tEveryone was out, ready to gaze upon this marvelous sight. Everyone, that is, except Dee Dee.
\tThis time, she struggled a little to get out of bed, twitching before waking up looking just plain dazed. “Something doesn’t feel right. Why does it feel like today’s not gonna be that great?”
\tShe got out of bed and slogged on to her daily horoscope.
\t“Ah, here it is: Cancer. The moon is not in your favor. Its orbit is blocking the Sun’s powerful rays, causing you to lose celestial power. You are in danger of having…” Dee Dee put down the paper, looking grim. “…a bad day. You mean… I’m not gonna have a good day today? Like… for the first time in forever?” Dee Dee let it sink, then resumed her cheerful nature. “Well, I’ll just have to make it a good day!”
\tNot letting things get to her, she went to her mirror and straightened her hair into pigtails as usual. She then tossed her clothes in the air, and made the jump.
\t…except this time it was a jump right out her window. “Uh oh.”
\tNaturally, she fell, right into a tree, getting scratched up and scraped by the leaves. She landed face down, slumped over on a tree branch totally nude, while muttering. “Yup. Today is not gonna be a great day…” The branch then completely broke, dropping her into a mud puddle.
\tWhen the doorbell rang, Mom came in to reach it. “Hello?” she said cheeringly, before she took a closer look at who was at the door. “Dee Dee!”
\tIndeed it was her, covered in mud, dripping wet, naked as the day she was born, weakly covering her chest and girl bits with her arms.
\tAnd what was Mom’s response? “You’re filthy!”
\tDee Dee stepped in, a little miffed, still covering. “Yeah, I know. It’s not a good day for me right now.”
\tAs Dee Dee walked to the stairs, Mom remarked on her attitude. “Hm. Well don’t go making other people feel miserable just because you are.”
\tDee Dee perked up. “Or, I could make my day great by making other people’s days great!” Realizing she wasn’t covering, she resumed and blushed with a smile. Rushing up to her room she beamed, “Thanks, Mom!”

\tDexter was resuming his work in the laboratory, doing his usual wrench work. Dee Dee rushed in, boinging a little like a flagpole when she stopped. “Hi, Dexter.”
\tDexter popped up when he realized who was there. “DEE DEE! What’re you doing in my labo…”
\t“Ah, ah. I promise I’m not going to wreck anything. In fact, I want to help you out!”
\t“While the token gesture of kindness is appreciated, more times than not your attempts to ‘help’ have ended up causing frequent damage, including: destruction of personal belongings, property damage, unexplained mutations, escape of deadly creatures and loss of my own personal clothing, the latter of which has happened too many times to be comfortable. As such, I must respectfully decline your offer and ask that you return to what you are doing.” Dexter resumed his wrench work.
\t“The stars are out of whack for me, and I helped you when they didn’t work for you!”
\tDexter grumbled. “Your bargaining posture is highly dubious…” then made a normal face, “but very well. I will direct you to the location I need assistance in.”
\tDexter directed Dee Dee to a glass tube with a keypad inside, which Dexter entered. “Here are the specifics: I am going to undergo a genetic modification experiment that should hopefully enhance my body’s capabilities for gym class. I want you to just stand by and watch me in case something bad happens.”
\t“That’s it?”
\t“Quite frankly, Dee Dee, I don’t trust you with any buttons in my lab. Now just do it, and nothing will go wrong.”
\tDexter closed the tube and pressed the keypad in a specific order.
\t“Human Genome Enhancement Experiment begins in one minute,” the computer said.
\t“Hey, Dexter?” Dee Dee blurted.
\t“This had better be important,” Dexter murmured.
\tDee Dee pointed at a button on a post nearby. “What does this button do?”
\tDee Dee finally realized what she had just said. Those deadly words. Words that precede mass destruction on large scales. Words that, when uttered, immediately sent Dexter into shock. Words she realized at that moment she should not have said.
\t“Umm, I mean…” Dee Dee smiled weakly, “…can you please tell me what this button does… Mister Dexter?” Dee Dee blinked her eyes cutely.
\tDexter breathed a sigh of relief. “That would be the disintegrator ray. I haven’t gotten to removing it yet, so don’t press it.”
\t“Okay! Wow, I knew this would work! I can already tell it’s gonna be a great day for both of us!” Dee Dee leaned up and rested her hands…
\t…right on the button. Dexter received several high-voltage electrical shocks, and was turned to ash that blinked and crumbled to dust. A helper robot swept up the dust and took him to a Rejuvenation Chamber, where a fly was currently buzzing. It put the dust in, pressed the button, and Dexter was back to himself… albeit with fly wings, antennae, and when he removed his glasses, he found a set of compound eyes.
\t“Um… oops?”
\tDexter buzzed over to Dee Dee. “You know, the longest time you have been in my lab without causing an accident is approximately 51 minutes.”
\t“How long was this time?”
\t“One minute, 42 seconds.”
\t“Oh…” Dee Dee paused, then beamed. “Well, it’s okay! I’ve learned my lesson! Is there anything else I can do for you?”
\tDexter smiled sweetly. “Why yes, there is one thing…”
\tThe door to the lab opened on the outside as Dexter gave her the boot. “BUZZ OFF, AND GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!” The door closed shut.
\tDee Dee’s flat head landed right on the door, dropping her like a bowling pin. She then stormed out, angrier than before. Dad walked by. “Hi, Dee Dee! How’s your day been?”
\t“Oh great. Just… really, really great.” Dee Dee said sarcastically.
\t“Well, we were thinking of inviting some friends over for the eclipse! Got anyone you’d like to bring?”
\tDee Dee perked up. “Maybe a few friends for me!”

\tMee Mee and Lee Lee were right on the scene. “So…  You said you were a… Pisces, right?” Mee Mee said.
\t“I’m a Cancer, and the eclipse is throwing me off. I wanted to bring you girls here to help me out. I can’t have a great day on my own, so maybe you guys can help me have one.”
\t“Anything for a friend, Dee Dee!” Lee Lee said. “How about we do a dance routine, just the three of us?”
\tDee Dee beamed. “I’d love to!”
\tRight into Dee Dee’s room they went, lining up into position. The three moved one leg out, then another leg forward with a step. They lifted one leg and twirled in a circle. They moved their arms up top, then to the sides, then down low, then to the sides, and twirled in a circle. Mee Mee did a backflip and landed arms splayed. Lee Lee did one too, and did the same right next to her. And Dee Dee readied a jump, timing her position, and did a long backflip with several rotations…
\t…that landed right on top of Mee Mee’s flat head. She crashed into Lee Lee, and the arms of the two sent the missile-like Dee Dee flying all over her room, smashing the furniture inside. By the time she was done, the room was a total wreck.
\tMee Mee and Lee Lee stared at the damage, then at Dee Dee. “Uh, if it’s okay with you, we’re just gonna check out the eclipse,” Mee Mee said.
\t“Yeah. You can join us if you want,” Lee Lee said.
\tThe two took their leave.
\tDee Dee growled, her teeth turned sharp and her eyes pure red.

\tThe Dexter Family, minus Dee Dee but including Mee Mee and Lee Lee and their parents, were totally captivated by the eclipse. Dexter even managed to lose his fly appendages to look presentable!
\tBut for Dee Dee, the situation was much different. She was decked out in a black robe, a spellbook nearby. “Mess with me, you stupid eclipse? You picked the WRONG sister to mess with!”
\tDee Dee began flipping through the pages of the book, which was emblazoned with a skull on the front cover.
\t“If I can’t enjoy today, then NOBODY ELSE GETS TO, EITHER!!” she said, conjuring up hand motions.
\tThe motions worked an eerie wind, blowing leaves and a newspaper all around her. Dark clouds began to cover the sky, inching closer to the sun. Like a foul conductor (or perhaps just a dimwit with a spear and magic helmet) she called forth the windstorm, causing trees, bicycles and furniture to become wrapped up in the storm. At last, the clouds reached their goal, the very sun itself, blighted by the eclipse.
\tHer goal complete, Dee Dee laughed in victory. “HA! TAKE THAT, ECLIPSE! I WIN! YOU LOSE!!” She resumed her cheerful demeanor, even amidst the storm. “Looks like today’s gonna be another great…”
\tSuddenly, she heard a thundercloud right above her head.
\t“…meep.”
\tThe lightning came down hard and fast, stronger than anything ever seen. It zapped her intensely, revealing her skeleton below. Karma was not on her side.
\t“I guess I was wrong! Today’s still not gonna be a great day!!”
\tAt last, the clouds passed, and the eclipse was back into view. Dee Dee, dizzy and naked, her clothes singed by the lightning but her modesty preserved by the flora, stumbled all around until she landed right near her family and friends, flat on her stomach, her pupils replaced by x’s and her tongue sticking out.
\tAnd what was Dad’s reaction to seeing her daughter lying on the ground, butt naked and covered in ash? “Heya, Dee Dee. There’s still time to see the eclipse! Care to join us?”
\tDee Dee started to burn with rage. Everything she had worked for, every attempt made worthless; and now her father wanted her to join in on the very thing she tried to destroy? The thing destroying her?
\t“Eh, why not?” she said, immediately cooling down.
\tDee Dee, still naked but modesty preserved by the plants, sat down next to Mee Mee and Lee Lee. “Dee Dee, why are you…” Lee Lee started to say, but was cut off by Dee Dee.
\t“Don’t even ask.”
\tAs she gazed at the sky, she gazed up at that which had caused her such scorn: the eclipse. Gazing at the black sun, the unearthly ring in the sky, she only had one thought. “Oooooh! Pretty!”
\tDexter, sitting next to her sister, drink in hand, offered a comment. “Astronomy truly is a wonderful thing.”
\t“This is science?” Dee Dee leaned over on her knees eagerly towards her brother. “Cool! How does it work?”
\tMee Mee and Lee Lee were a little grossed out, though, because from their view, as Dexter said “Well, solar eclipses like this are caused by the moon’s shadow on the sun,” Dee Dee’s ‘moon’ was covering up the Dexter Family’s son.

THE END
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