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I am here but to clean your chambers.\n\nCrantius Colto\nIs that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?\n\nLifts-Her-Tail\nI have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.\n\nCrantius Colto\nSo you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.\n\nLifts-Her-Tail\nYou embarrass me, sir!\n\nCrantius Colto\nFear not. You are safe here with me.\n\nLifts-Her-Tail\nI must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!\n\nCrantius Colto\nCleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.\n\nLifts-Her-Tail\nBut it is huge! It could take me all night!\n\nCrantius Colto\nPlenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.\n\nEND OF ACT IV, SCENE III\n\nAct VII, Scene II, Continued\n\nLifts-Her-Tail\nMy goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?\n\nCrantius Colto\nThis loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.\n\nLifts-Her-Tail\nIf only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?\n\nCrantius Colto\nOh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.\n\nLifts-Her-Tail\nYou wish me to knead the loaf? Here?\n\nCrantius Colto\nOf course.\n\nLifts-Her-Tail\nBut what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.\n\nCrantius Colto\nDon't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.\n\nLifts-Her-Tail\nVery well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!\n\nCrantius Colto\nPlenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.\n\nEND OF ACT VII, SCENE II","description_bbcode_parsed":"Yep, I’ve been playing Skyrim and as you can see playing as a Khajiit
So, kinda found a naughty book in the game named “the Lusty Argonian Maid” XD and here’s what it says:
Volume 1
Act IV, Scene III
Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
Act VII, Scene II, Continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?
Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.
Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?
Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?
Crantius Colto
Of course.
Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.
Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.
Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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