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Turns out, it was something I've always liked to think about! What would have happened if the Spaniards (Spanish) hadn't come to America and the Mayan culture had continued advancing developing more technology? Well, this is my idea... To me, Mayans would have reached a point to develope technology based on energy... quite like the Sheikah from TLoZ; hence why I added some details regarding to them (Texts included hehe... I promise I'll develope a Mayan alphabet... eventually)\n\nSO! Here you have a glassless (Cuz with the tech he wouldn't even need them) Ed posing with a rather fresh looking clothing!Made with manta, a really fresh material to endure the heat of the Yucatán Península!! Also some linum shorts! As usual I'm barefeet cuz I love being barefeet! But also I gave myself some jade bracelets and a nice collar with my mayan astral sign on it! As you can see the furniture is based on light stone and wood BUT there's a lot of tech here like my sweet stereo over there and my phone... both work based on energy projection to form solid screens that basically float there... like the windows! That also are displaying some weather information!\n\nBut of course!! Modern designed mayan clothing is amazing... but you guys know me and nothing beats a good old mayan ex (loincloth). Of course, that way I show more of my fat bellly and my moobs with fleshy nipples. Of course!!! Considering all, people in this reality would be OK if you go out wearing just this... after all, THAT would be the traditional outfit! Just a loincloth with sandals or barefeet. I think the society would be quite liberal on what to wear hehe\n\nBuuuuut of course you know it's me... and there's nothing I love the most than chilling at home butt naked with my dick flopping around... so I made that version too... enjoy my fat naked body!\n\nSo what you think? Doesn't that looks cool? It saddens me to know MAyans were pushed back 1000 years of technological advance with the conquest... but oh well... it's not like we can change history... right?\n\nEd © [iconname]AngyNoodle[/iconname]", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Well, I wanted to draw something, but was not really sure what to draw... sooo I asked Dave what could be a good idea. Turns out, it was something I've always liked to think about! What would have happened if the Spaniards (Spanish) hadn't come to America and the Mayan culture had continued advancing developing more technology? Well, this is my idea... To me, Mayans would have reached a point to develope technology based on energy... quite like the Sheikah from TLoZ; hence why I added some details regarding to them (Texts included hehe... I promise I'll develope a Mayan alphabet... eventually)

SO! Here you have a glassless (Cuz with the tech he wouldn't even need them) Ed posing with a rather fresh looking clothing!Made with manta, a really fresh material to endure the heat of the Yucatán Península!! Also some linum shorts! As usual I'm barefeet cuz I love being barefeet! But also I gave myself some jade bracelets and a nice collar with my mayan astral sign on it! As you can see the furniture is based on light stone and wood BUT there's a lot of tech here like my sweet stereo over there and my phone... both work based on energy projection to form solid screens that basically float there... like the windows! That also are displaying some weather information!

But of course!! Modern designed mayan clothing is amazing... but you guys know me and nothing beats a good old mayan ex (loincloth). Of course, that way I show more of my fat bellly and my moobs with fleshy nipples. Of course!!! Considering all, people in this reality would be OK if you go out wearing just this... after all, THAT would be the traditional outfit! Just a loincloth with sandals or barefeet. I think the society would be quite liberal on what to wear hehe

Buuuuut of course you know it's me... and there's nothing I love the most than chilling at home butt naked with my dick flopping around... so I made that version too... enjoy my fat naked body!

So what you think? Doesn't that looks cool? It saddens me to know MAyans were pushed back 1000 years of technological advance with the conquest... but oh well... it's not like we can change history... right?

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