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Andy Goes to the Chili Festival
By Andy Bunneh (aka Neptune) 
1/25/15
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It was hot outside and little Andy was starting to sweat. The annual chili festival was a major event in the city in the summer. Andy roamed through the crowds wearing only his loose-fitting sweatpants and flip-flops. The young cub tasted every chili he could find. He rarely ate meat but he tasted a lot of it today. There was veggie chili, turkey chili, ham chili, carrot chili, seafood chili, sweet chili, texmex chili, hot chili, white chili, and a variety of chili peppers, Andy tasted them all. By the end of the day, the cub's tummy was very full. 

As he walked through the crowd he talked with lots grownups, a few of which couldn't resist ruffling his reddish headfur or rubbing his tummy or picking him up and hugging him despite being dripping with sweat. Andy caught the scent, off in the distance, of a chili he hadn't tried before. He followed it down the road to a more sparsely populated area of the festival. The music was far off and distant, making it more quiet and intimate. 

The pink toddlercub followed his nose, bumping into people here and there before making it to Olga's Organic Chili. Andy sniffed at the counter like bloodhound. 

Well hello there! A female feline said. Her fur was dark gray with even darker gray stripes, like a monochrome tiger. Want to try a bowl? Andy nodded up and down quickly, smiling wide. She poured him a large bowl of the chili and Andy was surprised that it was white like the chicken chili he had earlier. The lady explained the health benefits as Andy ate quickly. It was all natural and had lots of rare ingredients. 

As soon as Andy finished eating, his stomach suddenly cramped. He held his tummy as it gurgled and churned. I gotta go potty! he yelled, a worried look in his eye as he noticed there was no restroom or Port-a-potty on this side of the park. A grownup overhead the panicked cub and offered help. 

There's a place not far from here where guys go potty when the restrooms are full. I can show you. The grownup wolf smiled at the very young bunny. Andy didn't have much choice. He nodded and followed the black canine through the crowd behind a row of run down buildings. To Andy's surprise, there was a large group of men using this alleyway as a makeshift restroom. 

Andy bounced up and down and hugged the grownup's waist before running down the alley. There were lots of males squatting down releasing their bowels on the narrow brick-paved alley and even  more guys peeing against a wall, and even some throwing up where ever they could. The sights and splattering sounds aroused the young cub, making a tent in his sweatpants. He walked slow to find a suitable spot to go potty, admiring the many piles of very fresh shit on the ground. Andy found a spot between two stallions. Instead of just pulling down his pants, Andy decided to take them off completely, leaving them in a pile against the wall. 

He squatted down between the two grownups, his stomach grumbling and churning. Despite having to go urgently, Andy felt a little shy around so many people which was unlike him. Next to him, the brown stallion had no qualms going in public. He grunted and suddenly his anus exploded into a powerful jet of chunky diarrhea. It splattered hard against the ground, splashing up and hitting Andy like a muddy explosion. The pink cub was startled and jumped up, bumping into the brown stallion and falling directly into the steaming pile of scat. Before he could get up, the stallion's anus relaxed again and shot a torrent of soupy muck all over Andy's tummy and thick uncut cock. 

The stallion tried to stop the stream and stand up, but his butt was still leaking. I'm so sorry! the horse said, but then he noticed the cubs very hard pink cock. Andy blushed, getting up onto his knees. It's okay, mister. . .I kinda like it. The horse smiled and knelled down. 

Well that's good, because there's a lot more where that came from. The horse quickly squatted over Andy, lining up his soiled hole with the pink cub's face. The next torrent was a lot thicker but still soft, squirting all over Andy's face and open mouth. He was in heaven! The scent was mild and musky and the texture was just right, like hot peanut butter. The other stallion stood up, rubbing his stomach. Can I go next? Andy couldn't believe his ears! He nodded up and down and almost instantaneously felt a heavy load of moist horse excrement land on the top of his head. More and more fell out the horses ass over Andy in an almost never-ending waterfall of shit. 

The pink cub looked at the winking anus when there was a pause. Andy couldn't resist the urge to lick it, rimming like he had seen in the naughty videos online. The stallion coaxed him on, Such a good lil guy, aren't you? Yeah, that's right, you like being a toilet toddler, don't you? You asked for this, didn't you? he cooed in a low, intimate voice. At this point, all the rest of the strangers in the alley were looking at Andy, some in disgust and some intrigued. A few of the men cut their dump short, getting up and pulling up their pants and leaving quickly. But one asked, Can . . . I get next? He was unsure of himself. Andy was five years old and looked every bit of it to the grownup. Andy nodded up and down, Sure! I like being messy! he said brightly. And before long there was a line waiting to use the pink boy potty. 

Next up was a wolf that already had his pants down. Andy sniffed the grownup's sweaty crotch as he bent over. His tailhole winked and tried to push out a heavy turd, the tip of it peaking out about two or three inches making a crackling noise. It started to slide out with a great deal of pushing, but slid back in when the wolf stopped forcing it. The wolf tried again, pushing the massive, beer-can-thick turd out a couple inches but that seemed as far as it would go. Little Andy licked all over the log, making his small pink tongue brown with waste. Despite being at a chili festival, this grownups scat tasted bland and had little smell. It was obvious he wasn't getting enough fiber. After several minutes of the heavy turd moving in and out of the canine's anus like a horse-cock, a bear near the end of the line yelled, Speed this shit up! I really gotta go! Come on! The rest of the crowd agreed with him. 

You can all go at once if you want. . . Andy said in a state of bliss, both paws on the wolf's butt cheeks spreading them apart to help. The bear quickly ran up to Andy and bent over, pushing the wolf to the side and spread his cheeks wide. His tailhole relaxed and winked and erupted into a hailstorm of choppy, semi-solid green scat and syrupy yellow-brown fluid all over Andy's face. It ran down sickly to his chest and tummy as thicker, more solid logs squelched out. Andy watched the bear's anus become stretched wide by the green logs, only to close quickly, dropping it right into Andy's awaiting mouth. He chewed the six-inch long mass like thick green fudge. It slowly melted in his mouth with each bite, filling Andy's senses with the taste of grass and veggies and berries and strong curry spices, all mixed with pungent rotten egg. Andy had a strong stomach and to him, the texture and flavor was like experiencing sex in the form of flavor. He moaned and swallowed it down much of the thick long without chewing anymore of it. The bear's anus stretched open again and more of the runny diarrhea poured out into Andy's mouth. The oily yellow fluid mixed with the green shit like a sick pudding in the young cubs mouth. He drank it down like a milkshake, but more and more was spilling out. The brown bear farted directly into Andy's mouth, spraying an explosion of green muck all over his face and headfur. 

It was then that the gray wolf finally relaxed enough and pushed out a wide coil of shit directly into the pink cub's headfur, making a perfect coil on his head that weighed at least five pounds. It was as if the grownup just had a baby on his head. The wolf had to shake the smooth, heavy turd loose, making a tall peak in the mountain of shit, grunting loudly. The bear grunted as well and let the last bits of his scat drop out of his anus onto Andy's hard cock with a loud 'plop', making his large cub cock bounce due to the weight. When the two grownups stood up and walked away, the little bunny looked muddy all over, as if he fell into a ditch after a rainstorm.  

Up next was a fox that seemed to barely contain himself. As soon as the bear and wolf left, he pulled down his pants just enough to let his hard, knotted cock bob in the air for a second before gripping it with both paws and aiming it down, soaking the pink bunny cub's tummy in hot, dark yellow urine. The torrent was heavy and wide, washing away some of the green muck that coated his fur. He shook his cock as he pissed, spraying the bunny with salty goodness, drenching his fur down to the skin. When the strong stream finished and the pink bunny wrapped his small mouth around an inch of the tip of the vulpine's cock to milk the final strong squirts. When he smelled the dried cum and fecal matter on his shaft, Andy was glad the fox hadn't bathed in at least a couple days. 

Before the fox could pull up his pants, two other adults were already pissing all over Andy. It caught him by surprise, the sudden hot liquid pouring down his back and in his ear. It was a donkey and a kangaroo, relieving themselves in unison on the young cub. To Andy, it felt like a hot shower, but the smell was off the charts, like the scent of a hot truck-stop restroom that hadn't been cleaned in ages. The donkey giggled to himself, purposely urinating into Andy's ear, making him flick it cutely and turn to empty out the liquid. The kangaroo was wetting the bunny's back, but aimed higher, shooting his strong torrent into the pile of shit in Andy's headfur. As the the canine fecal matter got wet, it slid down Andy's head in a thick goop, going down his face and back and between his ears, melting down and leaving a nasty streak like chocolate syrup over a mound of strawberry ice cream. 

Andy shook his head and wiped his eyes clear of the muck, licking his paws clean. He opened his eyes just in time to see a black skunk in front of him wiggling his rather large cock in front of his nose. The pink cub opened wide and the grownup slide his wide member into the waiting maw. Andy suckled the tip, letting his tongue work the slimy cumslit. Before long, the large cock pulsed and a quick small shot of exceptionally musky urine spritzed the cub's mouth. It tasted so bad Andy actually coughed and tried to pull the meaty member out of his mouth, but the skunk wouldn't let him. The bunny gulped audibly, making the other guys around him laugh. 

Seems this slutty toilet bunny finally met his match! the kangaroo yelled to the small crowd. 

The skunk smiled and bent his knees to relax his inner muscles. This seemed to do the trick as his cock sputtered inside the cubs small mouth and quickly became a steady stream of smelly urine. To Andy, the skunks urine was thick, like heavy cream. It coated the inside of his mouth with rank, oily liquid and coated everything on the way down to his full stomach. Andy moaned and whimpered, but sat still like a 'good boy', allowing the grownup to finish urinating inside him, as if he would be rewarded for getting dirtier. He swallowed as much as he could but the flow was too much, causing a great deal of it to spill out the corners of his mouth. Even though it was warm outside, the bunny was literally streaming from all the hot waste from all the grownups he met. 

The skunk laughed at the little bunny, despite the fact that he stopped resisting. Even when he pulled his pissing cock out of the young cub's mouth, pissing all over his face and chest, Andy opened wide to give the grownup a proper place to aim his stream, making the rowdy crowd roar with laughter and delight. When the stream finally died down, Andy nuzzled the smelly cock and gulped down the load of piss in his mouth, wincing at the taste. When he was finished, the little bunny opened wide and showed off his pink tongue to the crowd, proud that he was able to be a good toilet. The crowd clapped and whistled at him and one of them even threw a very used condom at him like a rose to a performer on stage. 

The skunk shook his cock and put it back into his pants with a smile as a buff bull walked up to the cub next. He took off his shirt and pants, revealing that he was sweaty all over. Andy smiled up at the grownup, wiggling his rump. The bull slid out of his boxers and tossed them aside, revealing his large, vascular human-like cock and foreskin. The smell was strong of sweat, musk, old semen, and sex; Andy was in heaven. Clean it off, toilet bitch. Now! He said pointing to his cock. Andy wasted no time, gripping the smelly cock with both paws. He was surprised that the smooth skin was very sticky with sweat and other fluids, but that only encouraged him to pull back the grownup's foreskin and as he expected, there was a large buildup of plaque-like smegma, yellow and thick. Andy nuzzled the smelly glans, coating his facefur with the buttery cock cheese and in turn, coating the adult's cock with musky pudding-like shit. 

Behind the bunny, a rottweiler was bending over, his ass shooting ribbons of brown muck against Andy's back. He felt the hot mass of waste splatter against him, but all he could do was moan in pleasure. The dog redoubled his efforts, pushing out a long wet fart directly into the back of Andy's head before a long turd, a solid four feet long, shot out like a canon marking the pink cub with a brown streak from the top of andy's head, all down his back, and across the cub's tail. It ended in a nice pile on Andy's up-turned soles. The dog used Andy's soft ear as toilet paper, wiping his messy ass before walking away, only to be replaced by another grownup. 

Andy was in heaven, nuzzling and sucking and licking the sweaty cock and heavy balls in front of him. He licked every square inch of skin between the bull's legs, enjoying the rank taste of his salty sweat. Even as a grownup was squatting right over Andy's feet behind him pushing out a very soupy load of diarrhea, Andy kept his attention on the bull. His tongue slid under the loose foreskin, working the head of the cock until it was squeaky clean. The bull had a very strong sense of self control, keeping himself flaccid even though the five year old cub seemed way more skilled beyond his years. He pulled his cock away from the boycub, teasing him by not letting him finish, slapping the pink cub with his heavy cock. It made a loud 'thwack' as it made contact, getting a smear of shit over his shaft. The bull chuckled and rubbed the mess all over his big brown cock, making it dirty again before pulling up his undies and redressing. 

Andy was panting in excitement, reaching out and practically begging the bull to come back. The grownup behind him stepped in front of the cub, revealing himself as a brown hare. He presented his soiled tailhole to the cub who promptly began licking it clean, wiggling his wide, smegma-coated tongue inside to clean deeper. Andy wiggled his toes, suddenly aware that a large amount of chunky diarrhea was coating them, spreading the muck between each toe. He moaned out lewdly when the hare passed gas directly in his mouth. When the adult pulled away and zipped up his pants, he turned around to look the cub in the eye. 

If you was my son, I'd spank your dirty ass for being so nasty! he said with a laugh then cleared his throat and spat right into the cub's face. It was more snotty yellowish-green mucus than spit and it stuck like glue right to Andy's nose, slowly dripping down to his upper lip. Andy licked at the warm mucus and swallowed it down, wiggling his tail. The brown hare laughed loud and pointed as the crowd joined in, mocking the dirty pink cub. But Andy could care less. This was more fun than any play-date he ever had. He looked around at the small crowd of males in the alley with him. They were all having a good time, passing around a bottle of dark brown alcohol and talking among themselves. A few more guys walked into the alley but only squatted or pissed against the wall. 

Andy was about the stand up and finally take the dump he had been holding in this whole time, but in front of him came the black skunk again. The pink bunny cub's ears flatten to his head as he remembered and smelled the skunks urine. 

Back for round two! a donkey in the crowd yelled! The skunk took off his clothes and looked down at the slutty, dirty cub. Andy reluctantly opened his mouth wide, showing his tongue, and said ah, expecting the grownup do something even more foul. The little cub remembered reading in nature books that skunks had a special scent gland that sprayed a very concentrated urine-like liquid that actually burned a little if it got on you. But little Andy steeled himself, ready for the worst. He closed his eyes and held out his hands, palms up. But to his surprise, the donkey in the crowd yelled Eww! I like messy shit, but this is too much!

Andy peaked and opened one eye, looking up to see the skunk bent over him with a very familiar sick look on his face; cheeks puffed out, drooling, stomach convulsing every so often. He was going to puke! The pink littlefur smiled and was suddenly excited again. The skunk looked down at the bunny, I've been eating chili, lots of cheese, and homemade horchata. This should be nice and raunchy for ya.

Andy murred and wiggled in the puddle of waste on the ground. The donkey in the crowd walked away, a few others followed. When the skunk dry heaved over Andy, only spitting up thick saliva and snot directly into the cubs open mouth, Andy could hear one guy in the dwindling crowd dry heave as well before cursing and walking away in disgust. He let out a long wet burp, his breath foul and almost visible, and dry heaved over Andy again, letting out a rough gurgle and spit into Andy's open mouth. At this point, the rest of the crowd cleared out. 

You are one sick son of a bitch, even for me. the last fox said before leaving. The two were finally all alone. Andy massaged the skunks sick tummy with both paws, licking his navel to encourage him to purge his meal. The bunny could hear a very wet gurgle this time and could see the grownup's cheeks bulge outward. The skunk belched, exposing the cub to his sour breath. Andy could tell his vomit would be nice and chunky judging from the sound, like a can of open dog food turned upside down and shaken to get the contents out. But the skunk swallowed it back down, breathing heavily and panting deeply, his stomach contracting so hard the grownup's whole body heaved. As soon as the half-digested food returned to his stomach again, the skunk suddenly erupted, puking up his last meal all over the eager bunny cub. The brown, foul-smelling chunks rained over the messy toddler's face, a lot of it finding his open mouth. Andy chewed the grownup's secondhand meal, tasting the spiciness of the chili and the sliminess of the cheese. It was as if the skunk didn't even chew his food; there was whole beans and corn and veggies and even chunks of beef, all in a rancid, spoiled gravy-like soup. Andy swallowed down the mess, noticing that some of it stuck to his mouth and tongue and esophagus on the way down. The black skunk spat into Andy's mouth and he realized there was a great deal the green mucus in the barf as well. 

The skunk held his stomach and got down on his knees in front of the cub. Only inches from Andy's face, the grownup burped before vomiting again, coating the bunny in a thick mask of spoiled food. The heavy chunks bounced off the cubs face and tummy and dripped down to his hard cock. Andy moaned and swallowed down the new mess in his mouth before licking the inside of skunks mouth like a feral doggy's kiss. He heaved hard, throwing up a thick diarrhea-like load of barf directly into Andy's mouth and over his face. It was much heavier and contained less liquid than before, like thick oatmeal. Andy could barely contain himself, eating the putrid mess as if it were his favorite meal. The skunk coughed up a little more, making sure it landed on the cubs face. 

When his stomach finally settled and he caught his breath, the skunk gripped the cubs 12-inch cock, stroking it not-so gently, grabbing and squeezing it hard, making the cub groan and instinctively hump into his hand like a rutting dog. Andy swallowed more of the horrible, sour mess with a loud gulp, but the skunk let go of his messy cock, letting it throb and flex in the air squirting a mass amount of precum. The little pink cub panted and squatted down as his anal sphincter suddenly relaxed and flexed, finally unloading his load of rancid scat on the ground between his legs. The very wet logs of scat splattered hard, like the sound of someone vomiting, coating his feet in more muck. He relaxed more and pushed out a long soft steaming turd about 18 inches long and three inches wide on alleyway floor. The five year old murred and caught his breath, his cock flexing hard and leaking precum. 

I thought you'd like that. I figured a slut who could drink my piss would eat anything I gave them. he said before spitting a large wad of green mucus in Andy's face. 

Andy wiped the snot from his eyes and licked his paw clean, ready for whatever else the grownup wanted to throw at him. The skunk stood up and smiled at the dirty slutty boy. He looked around, noticing no one else was around and it was starting to get dark. He thought for a moment on how he could debase the cub even more, but it wouldn't be as fun without an audience. The cub looked so eager and willing to be dirty that it almost didn't seem worth it. But he thought he'd give it a try. 

I'll pay you. . . no, I'll buy you an ice cream cone if you eat all the mess on the ground out here. the skunk said with a smile. Andy didn't seem as excited as before. Sure, fresh urine, feces, and barf directly from the source was fine to the pink cub, but older messes just seemed somewhat. . .'dirty' to him. Andy stood up and nodded shyly nonetheless, to the skunks delight. 

The skunk pointed out pile of somewhat fresh horse shit not far from him. It was large, shapeless green and brown masses of waste that even had flies buzzing around. Andy got on his paws and knees and quickly took a big bite out of the mess, chewing and swallowing it before he could think. He closed his eyes and ate more and more of it until it was all gone. It tasted purely of grass and unsweetened oatmeal, yet had a very meaty texture. The five year old even licked the ground and smiled up at the grownup, showing off his clean tongue and brown-coated teeth. He was rewarded with a chuckle and a quick tummy rub, smearing the skunks barf into his fur and belly button. But to Andy's dismay, the grownup pointed to another pile of scat. Eat. he said, and the cub did as he was told. But this pile was much more runny, requiring him to lick it all up and swallow without chewing. It was noticeably spicy,  definitely from someone who had the 5-alarm chili, and was as slimy as fresh snot.  

The grownup laughed and pointed to a puddle of urine. The bunny sniffed at the small pool of stale urine before quickly lapping it all up from the brick-paved alley floor. Andy's ears perked as he heard the unmistakable sound of someone vomiting all in the distance further down the alley. It seemed to go on and on, mostly liquid. The skunk walked Andy over to where the grownup was vomiting. The smell was unbearable and was his least favorite kind of sick; drunken, watery, beer and alcohol vomit. The grownup wasn't even done throwing up when the skunk instructed the cub to clean it up. The guy barfing was too drunk to realize what was going on when he looked down to see the dirty pink cub lapping at his pile of sick. The skunk laughed cruelly, pointing to the toilet bunny as he finally gagged and dry heaved for the first time. But Andy kept it down, swallowing the mess that suddenly flooded his mouth. 

When he finished licking up the mess, the cub looked frazzled. He stood up and licked his lips before  showing the skunk his open mouth, displaying how well he did. The skunk waved the cub's muzzle away, his breath was worst than any toilet he ever visited. The grownup walked back to pick up his clothes and gave the bunny  five 100-Credit notes, about a weeks wages for the skunk but it was worth it. 

Here, get your own ice cream. He said pointing to the ice cream parlor across the street. Andy took the money with a smile and a bounce in his step. This had been the most messy he's been in a long time and he was going to savor every moment of it. He rubbed his sick, churning tummy and murred. Look kid, I've done a lot of sick shit and I know for a fact you gotta throw up. I suggest you do it now. But Andy only shook his head. The feeling of his stomach full of the waste of so many grownups turned him on to no end. He felt so full the could burst if he moved too fast. 

The nude cub walked back to get his loose-fitting sweatpants and put them on before walking the full mile and a half home, the diarrhea and barf on his tummy, back and cock was starting to congeal, but his sweat kept it from getting solid. The bull's smegma had thoroughly matted his facefur, making it crusty as though someone threw an egg at him and the yellow yolk dried in his fur and skin. 

When he got home, his dad wasn't there. There was a note on the table, telling him that dinner was in the oven and that he should bathe before eating. Andy had no intention of washing off the mess before he absolutely had to. Andy opened the oven and the sweet and savory smell of roasted carrot and pea soup made his tummy churn and grumble. Before he knew it, the pink bunny gurgled and was vomiting all over the floor, muddy chunks of scat and chili and secondhand barf spilled forcefully. But the resourceful little cub had a quick and easy solution to cleaning up this mess!

The End 




