Poetry for your mouth.  A recipe.
Approximately 4 alarms, feeds about 8, twice.
Bhut Jolokias may be hard to find (we grow them here), but if you cannot find it, simply substitute more of the hottest pepper you can locate.   Bhut Jolokias weigh in at 1 million scovilles.   Chili oil can replace the jolokia vinegar.

Foxfire Chili
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3.0 Chili Seasoning Packets
1.0 Jalapeno
1.0 Habanero
2.0 Bhut Jolokia skins
1.0 tbsp Jolokia vinegar
1.0 Entire Celery Stalks, chopped
1.0 30 oz can pinto beans
2.0 lbs hamburger
1.0 15 oz can black beans
2.0 chopped cloves garlic
4.0 chopped green peppers
10.0 chopped roma tomatoes, chopped
2.0 cans chopped tomatoes with some kind of hot peppers

Preheat slow cooker.  
Brown meat.  Drain meat.  
Chop all vegetables.  
Combine all ingredients, without draining. 
Bring to a boil.  
Simmer for 10 minutes.  
Drop in a crock pot.  
Heat on high until boiling.  
Reduce to low and serve.