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This is my first story and post, so I hope you enjoy it! Tom Nook goes for a fortune at his friends request, only for her to tell him of a grim fate should he return home (the grim fate is everyone laughs at his little weewee).", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Hello! This is my first story and post, so I hope you enjoy it! Tom Nook goes for a fortune at his friends request, only for her to tell him of a grim fate should he return home (the grim fate is everyone laughs at his little weewee).", "writing": "[center]__________\n\nTom Nook’s Embarrassing Fortune, Part 1\nA Small Penis Humiliation Story\n[/center]\n\n\n\n\"C'mon, Mr. Nook! What's the harm?\" a blue otter hurried along by the side of his boss. Lyle, one of Tom Nook's more enthusiastic employees for his real estate company, was always trying to suggest things to his boss.\n\n\n\"Now now, Mr. Lyle, you know how busy I am, hm? I'm not about to risk missing my flight for some dubious fortune teller,\" Tom Nook, a somewhat hefty tanuki often seen with his tired, half-lidded eyes, just brushed him off.\n\n\n\"Don't worry! Those dodos don't mind if you're a little late! I'm late all the time!\" Lyle proudly exclaimed, causing a raised eyebrow from Nook. So that's where all those complaints about a late otter came from.\n\n\n\"And I'm tellin' you, she's the real deal! Bona fide seer of the future! Mistress of mystery! I'll eat my hat if she doesn't tell you something you should hear. And I don't eat hats often.\" Lyle added.\n\n\nThe tanuki sighed, rubbing his temples. When Lyle made up his mind, there was no changing it. He knew it would be quicker to give in.\n\n\n\"Very well, Mr. Lyle, I'll indulge this... fortune teller, hm? But afterward, I'm proceeding directly to my flight. And should her predictions prove lacking in veracity, you'll be handling my portion of the paperwork for that recent property sale, understand?\" L\n\n\n\"Don't worry!\" the otter exclaimed. \"She'll have something good to say for sure! ...but, uh, on the off chance she doesn't, you don't really mean that, do you? That was a big sale, and there's bound to be a lot of paperwork, and....\"\n\n\nIgnoring him, Nook stepped in front of an ornate-looking tent, looking unimpressed. \"This is Miss Katrina's tent, hm? Well, I suppose I'll be stepping inside then. See you in a moment, Mr. Lyle.\"\n\n\nInside, Nook spotted a panther woman sitting behind a crystal ball, looking deep in thought. Without looking up, she spoke softly. \"Ah, I have foreseen your arrival. How kind of you to make time for me before a trip.\"\n\n\nThe tanuki rolled his eyes. \"Just so you know, I'm quite aware of how these things operate, yes. You've likely deduced my travel plans from the suitcase accompanying me. There's no need for such charades, hm?\"\n\n\nKatrina chuckled. \"Ah, a nonbeliever. I see you wish to challenge my skills. Well, lucky for you, such comments don't bother me. So long as you provide the bells, I'll tell your fortune. Whether you take my advice, that is up to you.\"\n\n\n\"At least I can appreciate your work ethic.\" Nook pulled out the required bells from his pocket and set them on the table.\n\n\nKatrina tilted her head slightly, a serene smile as she regarded Tom Nook. \"Believe me or not, the spirits will reveal all. Soon, you shall see what awaits you.\" She gestured to the seat across from her. \"Please, sit. Let us begin.\"\n\n\nNook huffed but obliged, setting his suitcase beside him and crossing his arms. \"Very well, let's proceed then. I'd prefer not to squander more time than is absolutely necessary.\"\n\n\n\"Then please... close your eyes, and I'll begin.\" Nook rolled his eyes but obliged anyway.\n\n\n\"Keeee ha mo-ataa... Keeee mo-nurata... LLA SWONK LATSYRC EHT!\" Her voice grew louder and louder before Nook jumped up from hearing her shrill voice yell.\n\n\n\"YEEeeeeeee!\" The crystal ball shone with a bright light, causing the tanuki to shield his eyes.\n\n\n\"Oh... yes, I see it all... o-oh my.... I... I REALLY see it all... what an.... interesting fortune.\" Her face was tinted red with a blush, and Nook could swear she kept glancing at his crotch. \"It seems... yess.... ahem. Sorry, I see all, but what I saw was perhaps more personal than I was intending.\"\n\n\n\"While I do appreciate the dramatic flair, I am rather pressed for time with a flight to catch. Could you kindly proceed to reveal what you've foreseen, hm?\" Nook replied, annoyed.\n\n\n\"Very well. In my crystal ball, I saw a glimpse of a great misfortune befalling you. A misfortune of secrets and fertility.\" Katrina spoke as if she was telling of a great tragedy.\n\n\n\"Meaning?\" Nook asked.\n\n\n\"In my crystal ball, I saw... well. I saw you. Specifically, I saw the reason you've become such a staunch businessman. Always throwing yourself into your work, to forget about that little shortcoming of yours.\" She told him.\n\n\n\"Miss Katrina, if you please. I'm a man of business with limited time.\" Nook said, his patience wearing thin. \"I require information presented clearly and succinctly.\"\n\n\n\"Very well.\" She prepared herself, her face flushing a deeper red.\n\n\n\"In the ball, I saw.... your balls. Or more like your lump, as it were. Your.... little... ahem. Thing.\" She didn't want to just go and say something so embarrassing. \"Surely you know what I'm talking about now?\"\n\n\nLump? Balls? What could she possibly be talking about? \"Miss Katrina, PLEASE do go on and clarify. Some of us have important engagements to attend to.\"\n\n\nShe sighed. Looks like she would have to be clear. \"Mr. Nook, what I saw in my crystal ball was you, naked. Specifically, I saw your... well, your penis. Rather, I saw the fact that you lacked what we would consider a proper-sized penis. Your dick was less of a dick and more of a button, you see. Barely even fit to be called a nub. In fact-\"\n\n\n\"Th-that will suffice! No more, I say!\" Tom Nook yelled, blushing deeply.\n\n\n\"Not only that, but your balls! I thought tanukis were supposed to have big balls, but yours were barely even hanging! I've never seen anything so shameful in my crystal balls. With your teeny weeny and undersized balls, even a child would put you to shame.\" Katrina went on, each word stinging more than the last to Nook.\n\n\n\"Is this your practice here? To attempt to... to demean your patrons? It's utterly false! I shall not remain to endure such calumny, no no!\" Nook was already standing up, ready to get out of here.\n\n\n\"Mr. Nook, please. I only wish for you to know what will happen if you return home. If you return today, a series of events will lead to everyone knowing of your shameful secret. All of the work you put into your reputation of a proper business tycoon will be replaced, instead with rumors and jokes about teeny weeny. Think about what you are doing!\" \" Katrina pleaded.\n\n\nNook was having none of it, shoving his way out of the tent. Lyle followed along, cluelessly.\n\n\n\"So, how did the fortune go?\" Lyle asked, ignoring the sour look on his colleague's face.\n\n\n\"...I'm heading to my flight now, Mr. Lyle.\" Was all Nook replied.\n\n\nNook was fuming to himself a good bit of the plane ride over. He just had to listen to Lyle, didn't he? The thing that frustrated him the most was that the fortune teller immediately guessed how small he was. Did he really look like he was packing that light between the legs, and then make a fortune based off of that?\n\n\nOf course, she actually told his fortune, but Nook would never believe that. No, he figured she must have been a con artist taking advantage of his insecurities. And most animals were insecure about their dick size, right? Not just him, maybe she just makes that fortune all the time and hopes it works. Yeah, that must be it.\n\n\n\"To say something so outrageous... The nerve of some.\" He muttered to himself.\n\n\nNook sighed and looked down at the bulge of his pants. He wouldn't admit it, but the thing that frustrated him the most was how right she was. A normal tanuki would probably have three times the bulge he does. Those rumors about the size of a tanuki's balls weren't just rumors—tanukis were generally gifted in the balls department. Him? Calling his balls the size of grapes would be generous. He just had a lumpy, empty sack.\n\n\nHis balls weren't even his biggest sore spot, though. Some tanukis complain that having such big balls makes their dick look small, but as for Nook, no excuse would be able to convince anyone that what he was packing was anything more than tiny.\n\n\nNook looked towards the front of the plane and checked to make sure Wilbur was paying full attention to the air. It was a bit hard to make sure since he was always wearing those sunglasses, but Nook was at least sure he wasn't going to see him back here.\n\n\nNook quietly unbuttoned and unzipped the front of his pants, leaving enough slack to pull open the front of his pants and look inside. \"Even a child could put me to shame... surely not, right?\" He looked at the little nub poking out. It had been years since he last measured, given that he always got depressed after he did, but it only took one look to see that it was less than an inch right now. It would grow, sure, but only just barely. Certainly not enough to stick out from under his belly, so the only way he could see it is if he were bending over, like he was now.\n\n\nWhen he was younger and a bit thinner, it was bigger since he had less fupa, but not by much. Gaining weight didn't really bother Nook in regards to his size because no matter what size his body was, it was always going to be in the classification of being a micropenis. The only difference is, when he was a bit slimmer, he could see it poking out without any extra effort.\n\n\n\"This is your captain speaking. We've almost arrived, so please prepare for landing.\" Wilbur's suddenly spoke, making Nook jump. He pulled up the front of his pants quickly, hoping Wilbur didn't see him looking down there.\n\n\nIf Wilbur saw, he didn't show it, instead talking like usual. \"Local time is 12:11 PM. We've got clear skies, and the temperature is... comfortable. We'll be making a water landing, but that's okay b-\"\n\n\nNook cut him off. \"Yes, that's okay because this is a seaplane. I'm well aware.\" Wilbur said the same line every time they landed. He wasn't sure if it was a joke he really liked or protocol, but he was too on edge for it now.\n\n\nThe plane shook and hit the water, causing Nook to grab the edge of his seat. \"I'll never get used to how sudden that is...\" Sighing and looking out the window, he saw the little island come into view as the seaplane glided its way over to the docks.\n\n\nAs he was exiting the plane, Nook turned over to give a thankful look to Wilbur. \"My gratitude for your exemplary service, as always, Wilbur.\"\n\n\n\"Roger!\" The large dodo saluted. Instead of heading back to the plane, however, he stood there staring at Nook.\n\n\n\"Do you need something?\" Nook questioned.\n\n\nThe dodo shook his head. \"Negative! I simply thought to inform you that your Foxtrot Lima Yankee is in landing gear.\" Nook had no idea what Wilbur meant. \"My... Foxtrot Lima Yankee?\" It took a second before the letters connected, and Nook leaned over, seeing his fly wide open.\n\n\n\"Oh dear! Pardon me!\" Nook turned around, buttoning and zipping the front of his pants. He must have forgotten to zip them up when he was taking a look at his junk in the plane. \"I just had to look, didn't I?\" he muttered to himself.\n\n\n\"Sorry about that, Wilbur. Well then, I'll be on my way, hm?\" Nook gave an apologetic look and quickly made his way into the building and out of that awkward situation.\n\n\nTom Nook rubbed his eyes together. He was disappointed in himself to get so worked up over some fortune teller's words. \"I must be stressed out from all the business trips I've been taking lately. I think all this traveling is starting to wear on me,\" he thought to himself. As he walked into the small airport, a dodo looking very similar to the one he had just flown with smiled brightly at him. Nook greeted him back with similar enthusiasm.\n\n\n\"Hello, Orville. You're doing well, I trust?\" Nook greeted.\n\n\nThe large blue dodo walked up and patted Nook on the back. \"Aww, Nook, you shouldn't be the one asking how I'm doing! You're the one who's been flying back and forth all over the place, working nonstop! I should be asking how you're doing!\"\n\n\n\"Haha, yes, I suppose. Thank you.\" He said politely. Even if he wasn't in the best of moods, it was hard to respond negatively to the bird's cheery demeanor. He walked on by the dodo before Orville got up and stopped him.\n\n\n\"Woah, hold on there, big guy. We still gotta get you through customs, just in case you have something dangerous on you.\" Orville warned.\n\n\nThe tanuki gave Orville an exasperated look. \"Orville, you know who I am. Must we truly undergo this procedure?\" He whined.\n\n\n\"Sorry, but you know the rules. I'm a professional, so no exceptions.\" The dodo argued.\n\n\nOrville ushered Nook back through the gates and into a partitioned side area. It was annoying, but Nook went ahead and took off his belt and placed it, along with his luggage, into a large plastic box for Orville to inspect. That was usually all they had to do, but it was always quite a hassle to stand there after a long trip.\n\n\n \"Plus, we get to try out those new scanners you bought us!\" Orville excitedly mentioned.\n\n\n\"The... new scanners?\" Nook questioned.\n\n\n\"Yeah, the new scanners! You know, you put aside some budget for us to improve our security, feeling it was too lax! So we went ahead and installed some new x-ray scanners! They're really neat!\" Orville explained.\n\n\nNook could feel a pit forming in his stomach. He forgot all about that. But it should be okay. Surely those rumors about these machines showing off your naked body to those scanning were just rumors, right? Still, it made Nook nervous.\n\n\n\"Now now, you know who I am, yes yes! Surely this isn't necessary, hm? As your employer, I shouldn't be subject to this, no no!\" Nook pleaded.\n\n\nOrville was surprised. \"H-huh? What's wrong? It's just a little security check, nothing to worry about! Right, Wilbur?\"\n\n\nWilbur stepped out into the security room, saluting. \"Roger!\"\n\n\n\"A-and what is Wilbur doing back here?\" Nook asked.\n\n\n\"Ah, that...\" Orville looked bashful. \"I actually had Wilbur set it up, so I need him to show me how to use it.\"\n\n\n\"...Splendid,\" was all Nook replied. Sighing, he knew he wasn't getting out of this. It was him who taught them to be so strict with the rules, after all. Biting the bullet, he stepped into the X-ray machine, hoping it would give him some privacy. \"So... What do I do?\"\n\n\n\"Just put your hands up and spread your legs, Mr. Nook! We'll have it all taken care of!\" Orville called out, standing up and doing the same motion so the tanuki knew what to do.\n\n\nNook obliged, and the machine did its work, scanners going over every inch of his body. Wilbur leaned over the computer and started to show Orville how to operate it, with Orville nodding along despite Wilbur's confusing speech patterns. It took much longer than Nook's liking, but at least it seemed they were keeping it professional. That was until Wilbur loaded up his photo.\n\n\n\"Alright, just tap this button here and it’ll load the… oh.\" Wilbur paused what he was saying, suddenly surprised by something.\n\n\n\"What's up, Orville? What do you se-\" Orville also paused once he saw what Wilbur was surprised by.\n\n\nThe two stared at the screen, looking between it and Tom Nook before giggling. They clasped their beaks with their wings, trying their hardest not to laugh.\n\n\n\"What's wrong with you two? Is it done yet?\" Tom Nook huffed, getting a bad feeling. Getting out of the scanner, he stomped his way over to the computer to see what the two were looking at.\n\n\n\"Ah, Mr. Nook, wait!\" Orville tried to call out, but it was too late. The tanuki was already at the computer, staring intently at the screen. What he saw was mortifying.\n\n\nNew technology was right—he had no idea how clear it would come out. There, on the screen, was his naked body in high definition. You could make out every detail—his fat compressed in that suit of his, his chest fluff matting his chest; they even had a back view for his big tanuki cheeks! But worst of all, they could see his penis.\n\n\nIt was even worse due to his leg-spread pose. It drew attention to how it didn't hang at all. Nook knew he was small, but it was so much worse seeing it from a photo. There, for the dodo brothers to see, was a micropenis on their boss. His penis just barely poked out from his pubic fluff, being mostly wrinkly foreskin, and his balls were tight, leaving nothing impressive to look at.\n\n\nTom Nook's face turned a bright shade of red as he looked at the dodos at the desk, who were smirking at him.\n\n\n\"Looks like he’s all clear, Orville. No sign of anything that looks like a weapon.\" Wilbur teased. Orville giggled at Wilbur's obvious joke.\n\n\n\"Erase that image immediately, if you please!\" Tom Nook furiously cried out.\n\n\n\"No worries, Mr. Nook. The system automatically deletes the photos once we’ve checked ‘em. They’ll be gone in no time.\"Wilbur explained.\n\n\n\"S-so verify them already, yes yes!\" Nook desperately said. He wanted those pictures gone now.\n\n\n\"We will! We just need to enhance the image... Wilbur, if you would?\" Orville asked his brother.\n\n\n\"Roger. Let me do it.\" Wilbur complied.\n\n\nWilbur tapped some keys on the keyboard and enhanced the image. With that, several close-ups of various parts of his body appeared one by one. He clicked a big check mark on each one, verifying there wasn't anything dangerous. When the close-up of his dick appeared, the dodos couldn't hold it in anymore. They started to laugh loudly, holding their bellies as they pointed and laughed at the screen.\n\n\n\"S-sorry, Mr. Nook! We're trying not to laugh; it's just... we didn't expect you to be so tiny! Like, look at that little peepee!\" Wilbur pointed towards the nub on the screen, doing a pinching motion to emphasize just how small it was. Wilbur laughed along with him, adding, \"Glad we zoomed in, might not be able to see that little thing otherwise.\"\n\n\nThis was mortifying. His biggest secret and insecurity being laughed at as a close-up of it appeared on the screen in front of him. He wanted to run away, to claim that photo wasn't his, but there was no denying the tanuki that was on camera. After wiping away a tear, Orville stood up and put a wing on his shoulder.\n\n\n\"Don't worry, boss! We didn't mean to poke fun! We just didn't expect you to be so tiny, you know?\" He said, grinning. The dodo was clearly enjoying this.\n\n\nTom Nook furiously grabbed his belt from the and started to rebuckle his pants. He turned around, glaring at the two. \"I trust you'll conduct yourselves with greater professionalism in the future, or I shall be compelled to reduce the resources allocated to the island airport.\"\n\n\n\"R-right! Sorry, sir!\" The dodos saluted upon hearing they might be getting cut funding as he stepped out of the small airport.\n\n\nNook fumed out of the building, humiliated and angry. The nerve of them to laugh at his tanuki bits! Little did he know, that was the least humiliating thing that was going to happen to him today.\n\n\nInside the dodos' little airport, they looked at each other and then at the screen. They had never hit confirm on the close-up of Tom Nook's penis to move forward, and were left to stare at it.\n\n\n\"That really is tiny, huh? I bet even Timmy and Tommy are bigger, poor guy,\" Orville mused.\n\n\n\"Affirmative. I think those big projects of his might be a way of making up for his little flight stick.\" Wilbur agreed, causing Orville to laugh.\n\n\n\"Also, nice lie about the system deleting these pictures after. It keeps them in this folder, right? I think little Tom might've blown up if we didn't tell him that.\" Orville motioned to a folder on the desktop labeled \"PREVIOUS SCANS.\"\n\n\nWilbur nodded. Orville smiled. That'll be a nice photo to look at and laugh at next time they were frustrated with their boss's tight budget.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "
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Tom Nook’s Embarrassing Fortune, Part 1
A Small Penis Humiliation Story




"C'mon, Mr. Nook! What's the harm?" a blue otter hurried along by the side of his boss. Lyle, one of Tom Nook's more enthusiastic employees for his real estate company, was always trying to suggest things to his boss.


"Now now, Mr. Lyle, you know how busy I am, hm? I'm not about to risk missing my flight for some dubious fortune teller," Tom Nook, a somewhat hefty tanuki often seen with his tired, half-lidded eyes, just brushed him off.


"Don't worry! Those dodos don't mind if you're a little late! I'm late all the time!" Lyle proudly exclaimed, causing a raised eyebrow from Nook. So that's where all those complaints about a late otter came from.


"And I'm tellin' you, she's the real deal! Bona fide seer of the future! Mistress of mystery! I'll eat my hat if she doesn't tell you something you should hear. And I don't eat hats often." Lyle added.


The tanuki sighed, rubbing his temples. When Lyle made up his mind, there was no changing it. He knew it would be quicker to give in.


"Very well, Mr. Lyle, I'll indulge this... fortune teller, hm? But afterward, I'm proceeding directly to my flight. And should her predictions prove lacking in veracity, you'll be handling my portion of the paperwork for that recent property sale, understand?" L


"Don't worry!" the otter exclaimed. "She'll have something good to say for sure! ...but, uh, on the off chance she doesn't, you don't really mean that, do you? That was a big sale, and there's bound to be a lot of paperwork, and...."


Ignoring him, Nook stepped in front of an ornate-looking tent, looking unimpressed. "This is Miss Katrina's tent, hm? Well, I suppose I'll be stepping inside then. See you in a moment, Mr. Lyle."


Inside, Nook spotted a panther woman sitting behind a crystal ball, looking deep in thought. Without looking up, she spoke softly. "Ah, I have foreseen your arrival. How kind of you to make time for me before a trip."


The tanuki rolled his eyes. "Just so you know, I'm quite aware of how these things operate, yes. You've likely deduced my travel plans from the suitcase accompanying me. There's no need for such charades, hm?"


Katrina chuckled. "Ah, a nonbeliever. I see you wish to challenge my skills. Well, lucky for you, such comments don't bother me. So long as you provide the bells, I'll tell your fortune. Whether you take my advice, that is up to you."


"At least I can appreciate your work ethic." Nook pulled out the required bells from his pocket and set them on the table.


Katrina tilted her head slightly, a serene smile as she regarded Tom Nook. "Believe me or not, the spirits will reveal all. Soon, you shall see what awaits you." She gestured to the seat across from her. "Please, sit. Let us begin."


Nook huffed but obliged, setting his suitcase beside him and crossing his arms. "Very well, let's proceed then. I'd prefer not to squander more time than is absolutely necessary."


"Then please... close your eyes, and I'll begin." Nook rolled his eyes but obliged anyway.


"Keeee ha mo-ataa... Keeee mo-nurata... LLA SWONK LATSYRC EHT!" Her voice grew louder and louder before Nook jumped up from hearing her shrill voice yell.


"YEEeeeeeee!" The crystal ball shone with a bright light, causing the tanuki to shield his eyes.


"Oh... yes, I see it all... o-oh my.... I... I REALLY see it all... what an.... interesting fortune." Her face was tinted red with a blush, and Nook could swear she kept glancing at his crotch. "It seems... yess.... ahem. Sorry, I see all, but what I saw was perhaps more personal than I was intending."


"While I do appreciate the dramatic flair, I am rather pressed for time with a flight to catch. Could you kindly proceed to reveal what you've foreseen, hm?" Nook replied, annoyed.


"Very well. In my crystal ball, I saw a glimpse of a great misfortune befalling you. A misfortune of secrets and fertility." Katrina spoke as if she was telling of a great tragedy.


"Meaning?" Nook asked.


"In my crystal ball, I saw... well. I saw you. Specifically, I saw the reason you've become such a staunch businessman. Always throwing yourself into your work, to forget about that little shortcoming of yours." She told him.


"Miss Katrina, if you please. I'm a man of business with limited time." Nook said, his patience wearing thin. "I require information presented clearly and succinctly."


"Very well." She prepared herself, her face flushing a deeper red.


"In the ball, I saw.... your balls. Or more like your lump, as it were. Your.... little... ahem. Thing." She didn't want to just go and say something so embarrassing. "Surely you know what I'm talking about now?"


Lump? Balls? What could she possibly be talking about? "Miss Katrina, PLEASE do go on and clarify. Some of us have important engagements to attend to."


She sighed. Looks like she would have to be clear. "Mr. Nook, what I saw in my crystal ball was you, naked. Specifically, I saw your... well, your penis. Rather, I saw the fact that you lacked what we would consider a proper-sized penis. Your dick was less of a dick and more of a button, you see. Barely even fit to be called a nub. In fact-"


"Th-that will suffice! No more, I say!" Tom Nook yelled, blushing deeply.


"Not only that, but your balls! I thought tanukis were supposed to have big balls, but yours were barely even hanging! I've never seen anything so shameful in my crystal balls. With your teeny weeny and undersized balls, even a child would put you to shame." Katrina went on, each word stinging more than the last to Nook.


"Is this your practice here? To attempt to... to demean your patrons? It's utterly false! I shall not remain to endure such calumny, no no!" Nook was already standing up, ready to get out of here.


"Mr. Nook, please. I only wish for you to know what will happen if you return home. If you return today, a series of events will lead to everyone knowing of your shameful secret. All of the work you put into your reputation of a proper business tycoon will be replaced, instead with rumors and jokes about teeny weeny. Think about what you are doing!" " Katrina pleaded.


Nook was having none of it, shoving his way out of the tent. Lyle followed along, cluelessly.


"So, how did the fortune go?" Lyle asked, ignoring the sour look on his colleague's face.


"...I'm heading to my flight now, Mr. Lyle." Was all Nook replied.


Nook was fuming to himself a good bit of the plane ride over. He just had to listen to Lyle, didn't he? The thing that frustrated him the most was that the fortune teller immediately guessed how small he was. Did he really look like he was packing that light between the legs, and then make a fortune based off of that?


Of course, she actually told his fortune, but Nook would never believe that. No, he figured she must have been a con artist taking advantage of his insecurities. And most animals were insecure about their dick size, right? Not just him, maybe she just makes that fortune all the time and hopes it works. Yeah, that must be it.


"To say something so outrageous... The nerve of some." He muttered to himself.


Nook sighed and looked down at the bulge of his pants. He wouldn't admit it, but the thing that frustrated him the most was how right she was. A normal tanuki would probably have three times the bulge he does. Those rumors about the size of a tanuki's balls weren't just rumors—tanukis were generally gifted in the balls department. Him? Calling his balls the size of grapes would be generous. He just had a lumpy, empty sack.


His balls weren't even his biggest sore spot, though. Some tanukis complain that having such big balls makes their dick look small, but as for Nook, no excuse would be able to convince anyone that what he was packing was anything more than tiny.


Nook looked towards the front of the plane and checked to make sure Wilbur was paying full attention to the air. It was a bit hard to make sure since he was always wearing those sunglasses, but Nook was at least sure he wasn't going to see him back here.


Nook quietly unbuttoned and unzipped the front of his pants, leaving enough slack to pull open the front of his pants and look inside. "Even a child could put me to shame... surely not, right?" He looked at the little nub poking out. It had been years since he last measured, given that he always got depressed after he did, but it only took one look to see that it was less than an inch right now. It would grow, sure, but only just barely. Certainly not enough to stick out from under his belly, so the only way he could see it is if he were bending over, like he was now.


When he was younger and a bit thinner, it was bigger since he had less fupa, but not by much. Gaining weight didn't really bother Nook in regards to his size because no matter what size his body was, it was always going to be in the classification of being a micropenis. The only difference is, when he was a bit slimmer, he could see it poking out without any extra effort.


"This is your captain speaking. We've almost arrived, so please prepare for landing." Wilbur's suddenly spoke, making Nook jump. He pulled up the front of his pants quickly, hoping Wilbur didn't see him looking down there.


If Wilbur saw, he didn't show it, instead talking like usual. "Local time is 12:11 PM. We've got clear skies, and the temperature is... comfortable. We'll be making a water landing, but that's okay b-"


Nook cut him off. "Yes, that's okay because this is a seaplane. I'm well aware." Wilbur said the same line every time they landed. He wasn't sure if it was a joke he really liked or protocol, but he was too on edge for it now.


The plane shook and hit the water, causing Nook to grab the edge of his seat. "I'll never get used to how sudden that is..." Sighing and looking out the window, he saw the little island come into view as the seaplane glided its way over to the docks.


As he was exiting the plane, Nook turned over to give a thankful look to Wilbur. "My gratitude for your exemplary service, as always, Wilbur."


"Roger!" The large dodo saluted. Instead of heading back to the plane, however, he stood there staring at Nook.


"Do you need something?" Nook questioned.


The dodo shook his head. "Negative! I simply thought to inform you that your Foxtrot Lima Yankee is in landing gear." Nook had no idea what Wilbur meant. "My... Foxtrot Lima Yankee?" It took a second before the letters connected, and Nook leaned over, seeing his fly wide open.


"Oh dear! Pardon me!" Nook turned around, buttoning and zipping the front of his pants. He must have forgotten to zip them up when he was taking a look at his junk in the plane. "I just had to look, didn't I?" he muttered to himself.


"Sorry about that, Wilbur. Well then, I'll be on my way, hm?" Nook gave an apologetic look and quickly made his way into the building and out of that awkward situation.


Tom Nook rubbed his eyes together. He was disappointed in himself to get so worked up over some fortune teller's words. "I must be stressed out from all the business trips I've been taking lately. I think all this traveling is starting to wear on me," he thought to himself. As he walked into the small airport, a dodo looking very similar to the one he had just flown with smiled brightly at him. Nook greeted him back with similar enthusiasm.


"Hello, Orville. You're doing well, I trust?" Nook greeted.


The large blue dodo walked up and patted Nook on the back. "Aww, Nook, you shouldn't be the one asking how I'm doing! You're the one who's been flying back and forth all over the place, working nonstop! I should be asking how you're doing!"


"Haha, yes, I suppose. Thank you." He said politely. Even if he wasn't in the best of moods, it was hard to respond negatively to the bird's cheery demeanor. He walked on by the dodo before Orville got up and stopped him.


"Woah, hold on there, big guy. We still gotta get you through customs, just in case you have something dangerous on you." Orville warned.


The tanuki gave Orville an exasperated look. "Orville, you know who I am. Must we truly undergo this procedure?" He whined.


"Sorry, but you know the rules. I'm a professional, so no exceptions." The dodo argued.


Orville ushered Nook back through the gates and into a partitioned side area. It was annoying, but Nook went ahead and took off his belt and placed it, along with his luggage, into a large plastic box for Orville to inspect. That was usually all they had to do, but it was always quite a hassle to stand there after a long trip.


 "Plus, we get to try out those new scanners you bought us!" Orville excitedly mentioned.


"The... new scanners?" Nook questioned.


"Yeah, the new scanners! You know, you put aside some budget for us to improve our security, feeling it was too lax! So we went ahead and installed some new x-ray scanners! They're really neat!" Orville explained.


Nook could feel a pit forming in his stomach. He forgot all about that. But it should be okay. Surely those rumors about these machines showing off your naked body to those scanning were just rumors, right? Still, it made Nook nervous.


"Now now, you know who I am, yes yes! Surely this isn't necessary, hm? As your employer, I shouldn't be subject to this, no no!" Nook pleaded.


Orville was surprised. "H-huh? What's wrong? It's just a little security check, nothing to worry about! Right, Wilbur?"


Wilbur stepped out into the security room, saluting. "Roger!"


"A-and what is Wilbur doing back here?" Nook asked.


"Ah, that..." Orville looked bashful. "I actually had Wilbur set it up, so I need him to show me how to use it."


"...Splendid," was all Nook replied. Sighing, he knew he wasn't getting out of this. It was him who taught them to be so strict with the rules, after all. Biting the bullet, he stepped into the X-ray machine, hoping it would give him some privacy. "So... What do I do?"


"Just put your hands up and spread your legs, Mr. Nook! We'll have it all taken care of!" Orville called out, standing up and doing the same motion so the tanuki knew what to do.


Nook obliged, and the machine did its work, scanners going over every inch of his body. Wilbur leaned over the computer and started to show Orville how to operate it, with Orville nodding along despite Wilbur's confusing speech patterns. It took much longer than Nook's liking, but at least it seemed they were keeping it professional. That was until Wilbur loaded up his photo.


"Alright, just tap this button here and it’ll load the… oh." Wilbur paused what he was saying, suddenly surprised by something.


"What's up, Orville? What do you se-" Orville also paused once he saw what Wilbur was surprised by.


The two stared at the screen, looking between it and Tom Nook before giggling. They clasped their beaks with their wings, trying their hardest not to laugh.


"What's wrong with you two? Is it done yet?" Tom Nook huffed, getting a bad feeling. Getting out of the scanner, he stomped his way over to the computer to see what the two were looking at.


"Ah, Mr. Nook, wait!" Orville tried to call out, but it was too late. The tanuki was already at the computer, staring intently at the screen. What he saw was mortifying.


New technology was right—he had no idea how clear it would come out. There, on the screen, was his naked body in high definition. You could make out every detail—his fat compressed in that suit of his, his chest fluff matting his chest; they even had a back view for his big tanuki cheeks! But worst of all, they could see his penis.


It was even worse due to his leg-spread pose. It drew attention to how it didn't hang at all. Nook knew he was small, but it was so much worse seeing it from a photo. There, for the dodo brothers to see, was a micropenis on their boss. His penis just barely poked out from his pubic fluff, being mostly wrinkly foreskin, and his balls were tight, leaving nothing impressive to look at.


Tom Nook's face turned a bright shade of red as he looked at the dodos at the desk, who were smirking at him.


"Looks like he’s all clear, Orville. No sign of anything that looks like a weapon." Wilbur teased. Orville giggled at Wilbur's obvious joke.


"Erase that image immediately, if you please!" Tom Nook furiously cried out.


"No worries, Mr. Nook. The system automatically deletes the photos once we’ve checked ‘em. They’ll be gone in no time."Wilbur explained.


"S-so verify them already, yes yes!" Nook desperately said. He wanted those pictures gone now.


"We will! We just need to enhance the image... Wilbur, if you would?" Orville asked his brother.


"Roger. Let me do it." Wilbur complied.


Wilbur tapped some keys on the keyboard and enhanced the image. With that, several close-ups of various parts of his body appeared one by one. He clicked a big check mark on each one, verifying there wasn't anything dangerous. When the close-up of his dick appeared, the dodos couldn't hold it in anymore. They started to laugh loudly, holding their bellies as they pointed and laughed at the screen.


"S-sorry, Mr. Nook! We're trying not to laugh; it's just... we didn't expect you to be so tiny! Like, look at that little peepee!" Wilbur pointed towards the nub on the screen, doing a pinching motion to emphasize just how small it was. Wilbur laughed along with him, adding, "Glad we zoomed in, might not be able to see that little thing otherwise."


This was mortifying. His biggest secret and insecurity being laughed at as a close-up of it appeared on the screen in front of him. He wanted to run away, to claim that photo wasn't his, but there was no denying the tanuki that was on camera. After wiping away a tear, Orville stood up and put a wing on his shoulder.


"Don't worry, boss! We didn't mean to poke fun! We just didn't expect you to be so tiny, you know?" He said, grinning. The dodo was clearly enjoying this.


Tom Nook furiously grabbed his belt from the and started to rebuckle his pants. He turned around, glaring at the two. "I trust you'll conduct yourselves with greater professionalism in the future, or I shall be compelled to reduce the resources allocated to the island airport."


"R-right! Sorry, sir!" The dodos saluted upon hearing they might be getting cut funding as he stepped out of the small airport.


Nook fumed out of the building, humiliated and angry. The nerve of them to laugh at his tanuki bits! Little did he know, that was the least humiliating thing that was going to happen to him today.


Inside the dodos' little airport, they looked at each other and then at the screen. They had never hit confirm on the close-up of Tom Nook's penis to move forward, and were left to stare at it.


"That really is tiny, huh? I bet even Timmy and Tommy are bigger, poor guy," Orville mused.


"Affirmative. I think those big projects of his might be a way of making up for his little flight stick." Wilbur agreed, causing Orville to laugh.


"Also, nice lie about the system deleting these pictures after. It keeps them in this folder, right? I think little Tom might've blown up if we didn't tell him that." Orville motioned to a folder on the desktop labeled "PREVIOUS SCANS."


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