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I can just imagine the pitch: \"Hey! instead of coming up with an entirely new character, let's just recolor an existing toy, give him the armor from another figure, and the gimmick is... He smells bad!!! Kids'll [i]love[/i] it!!!\" And obviously it worked, since I swear Stinkor's one of the most common He-Man figures I ever see at flea markets and whatnot. Amazingly enough, most of them actually still stink twenty years later! That's some fine craftsmanship. (In case you have NO idea what I'm talking about: [url=http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z136/Robbikenobi/StinkorComplete1a.jpg?t=1207855146]Clicky here plz[/url])\n\nYeah, I was into He-Man back in the day. Don't look at me like that! You were too and you know it! If you were a kid in the eighties, it was impossible [i]not[/i] to be into He-Man. Some of the character ideas were cataclysmically retarded (Fisto? FISTO!?) and they all had those disturbingly undersized legs that you could never position correctly, but some of the figures were damn cool. I had the see-through clockwork robot guy, the silver guy with the extendable body parts, one of the ones that transformed into a rock for whatever reason, the one with the pop-up rattlesnake head, the fat armor-headed guy with the springy legs, the blue and yellow guy whose arms spun around, the guy with three eyes AND the guy with three faces. Heck, I even had the Chuck Norris guy covered in guns and the robot in the gimp mask who blows apart. (And if I'd had any idea how rare those suckers are now, I might have actually held on to them.)\n\nSo here's my tribute to bizarre toy concepts gone by. Fifi looks quite fetching as a villian, no? I'll bet she could kick the shit out of He-Man's incredibly gay ass and still have time to anal-rape Orko.\n\nBonus points to anyone who knew that \"The Stench Of Evil\" was the title of the little comic book that came with Stinkor.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Stinkor has to be the single greatest marketing coup in all of toy history. I can just imagine the pitch: "Hey! instead of coming up with an entirely new character, let's just recolor an existing toy, give him the armor from another figure, and the gimmick is... He smells bad!!! Kids'll love it!!!" And obviously it worked, since I swear Stinkor's one of the most common He-Man figures I ever see at flea markets and whatnot. Amazingly enough, most of them actually still stink twenty years later! That's some fine craftsmanship. (In case you have NO idea what I'm talking about: Clicky here plz)

Yeah, I was into He-Man back in the day. Don't look at me like that! You were too and you know it! If you were a kid in the eighties, it was impossible not to be into He-Man. Some of the character ideas were cataclysmically retarded (Fisto? FISTO!?) and they all had those disturbingly undersized legs that you could never position correctly, but some of the figures were damn cool. I had the see-through clockwork robot guy, the silver guy with the extendable body parts, one of the ones that transformed into a rock for whatever reason, the one with the pop-up rattlesnake head, the fat armor-headed guy with the springy legs, the blue and yellow guy whose arms spun around, the guy with three eyes AND the guy with three faces. Heck, I even had the Chuck Norris guy covered in guns and the robot in the gimp mask who blows apart. (And if I'd had any idea how rare those suckers are now, I might have actually held on to them.)

So here's my tribute to bizarre toy concepts gone by. Fifi looks quite fetching as a villian, no? I'll bet she could kick the shit out of He-Man's incredibly gay ass and still have time to anal-rape Orko.

Bonus points to anyone who knew that "The Stench Of Evil" was the title of the little comic book that came with Stinkor.", "writing": "", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "", "pools_count": 0, "title": "Stinkor Feef", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "image/png", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "0", "rating_name": "General", "ratings": [], "submission_type_id": "1", "type_name": "Picture/Pinup", "guest_block": "f", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "10", "views": "105" }