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Most just call him El Alacrán (the scorpion). \n\nHe's a tough Puertorriqueño, and messing with him can cause the following side effects: a sharp extremely painful stinging sensation, then no sensations ever again. Cause you're dead in about 5 minutes. He did at one point commission a local scientist to make a vaccine for his venom. However, he controls the entire world supply of the vaccine to his venom. Plus, even if you somehow managed to call 911 fast enough, there is no way they could get to you, bring you to a hospital, and vaccinate you with other scorpion venom cures in under 5 minutes.\n\nThe police don't even bother trying to arrest him. They tried once. The San Juan police department lost 17 officers in a week. Not very good at all. So, they decide to just leave him be now. As well, his exoskeleton is one of the hardest natural armors in the world. Hand gun bullets can't pierce it. \n\nEnough about his inability to be killed and ability to kill. So, he's a tough Puertorriqueño (Puerto Rican) Alacrán. El Alacrán is the scorpion to call for all your needs. If you need someone for a dangerous delivery slash pickup of any items, need some protection from enemies, need a target eliminated, or simply want some illegal items, he is the one to call. However, he doesn't come anywhere near cheap, unless you are a fellow islander.\n\nBesides doing shady jobs, he does contribute positively to society. Due to his massive earnings in these jobs of his, he's very, very rich. He donates large amounts of money and time to organizations that basically help keep kids from going into life paths leading to those of the shady people he works for.\n\nSo... Here's El Alacrán. Enjoy.\n\nAll (c) Me\n\nP.S.: Random char I may or may not keep. ","description_bbcode_parsed":"His name is unknown. Most just call him El Alacrán (the scorpion).
He's a tough Puertorriqueño, and messing with him can cause the following side effects: a sharp extremely painful stinging sensation, then no sensations ever again. Cause you're dead in about 5 minutes. He did at one point commission a local scientist to make a vaccine for his venom. However, he controls the entire world supply of the vaccine to his venom. Plus, even if you somehow managed to call 911 fast enough, there is no way they could get to you, bring you to a hospital, and vaccinate you with other scorpion venom cures in under 5 minutes.
The police don't even bother trying to arrest him. They tried once. The San Juan police department lost 17 officers in a week. Not very good at all. So, they decide to just leave him be now. As well, his exoskeleton is one of the hardest natural armors in the world. Hand gun bullets can't pierce it.
Enough about his inability to be killed and ability to kill. So, he's a tough Puertorriqueño (Puerto Rican) Alacrán. El Alacrán is the scorpion to call for all your needs. If you need someone for a dangerous delivery slash pickup of any items, need some protection from enemies, need a target eliminated, or simply want some illegal items, he is the one to call. However, he doesn't come anywhere near cheap, unless you are a fellow islander.
Besides doing shady jobs, he does contribute positively to society. Due to his massive earnings in these jobs of his, he's very, very rich. He donates large amounts of money and time to organizations that basically help keep kids from going into life paths leading to those of the shady people he works for.
So... Here's El Alacrán. Enjoy.
All (c) Me
P.S.: Random char I may or may not keep. ","writing":"","writing_bbcode_parsed":"","pools_count":0,"title":"El Alacrán","deleted":"f","public":"t","mimetype":"image/jpeg","pagecount":"1","rating_id":"0","rating_name":"General","ratings":[],"submission_type_id":"1","type_name":"Picture/Pinup","guest_block":"f","friends_only":"f","comments_count":"1","views":"18","sales_description":null,"forsale":"f","digitalsales":"f","printsales":"f","digital_price":""}