\n\t\t\t\t\tSgtXana. And he decided that I need to be tied up, to teach me not to take so many bathroom breaks when playing and recording Terraria. I do have the terrible habit of not relieving myself before sitting down with a water bottle to record. And I drink a LOT when playing, so the obvious happens: me needing to pee. But that is unacceptable in a game where the item menu doesn't pause. So as punishment for interrupting my recordings and putting my character in unnecessary risk, I'm tied just out of reach of a portable toilet, with a nearly bursting bladder.
How long will I have to endure? And more importantly, how long can I remain dry? Who knows? And for the sake of logic, I cannot untie myself or unclip myself, because magic, okay?