"Explain yourself, miscreant", Birdo scolded at the Toad outside of her house. "What kind of person takes pictures of a lady through her bedroom window in the middle of the night?"

	The Toad looked down in shame. "I'm sorry, ma'am. I didn't realize you were home. But I wasn't trying to peep, honest. I'm... kind of a huge fan of yours. And I just wanted to get some pictures of the outside of your house, but I guess the camera flash woke you up."

	Birdo scowled. "That's still no excuse for invading someone's privacy. Now I demand you come inside and wait while I call for the kingdom's guards to take you away."

	The Toad nervously approached the door of the house, fearful that they would be taken away and locked up in the Mushroom Kingdom jail. Although they knew they probably had it coming.

	Once inside, they are instructed to kneel on the floor.

	"Now," Birdo states, "I expect you to stay here while I call the guards. I hope you realize just what you've-" Birdo stops, interrupted by the realization that the Toad is staring at her lower body. Specifically, her penis, still fully erect from having just woken out of a comfortable sleep.

	Birdo puts her hands on her hips. "Excuse me, but don't you know that it is VERY impolite to stare at somebody in that area?". Looking at the Toad's face, she notices their expression; embarrassment, and arousal.

	Suddenly, she gets a particularly indulgent thought.

	"Actually... I've had a change of plans. I won't turn you in. But...", she continues, slowly walking closer and closer to the Toad. "I'm going to need you to do something for me". She stops right in front of them, the tip of her penis less than an inch from their face.

	Their heart is now racing, as they bite their lip, hardly able to believe what's happening. They've always thought Birdo was an incredibly sexy woman, but never in their wildest fantasies could they imagine she would ever want to be with them. Now here she was, waving her dick in front of their face, seemingly ready to proposition them with everything they could only dream about.

	"W-what is it, ma'am?" they stuttered.

	"You say you're my biggest fan?", Birdo says as she flops her cock right down on their nose. "Prove it".

	She grabs the Toad by their arm and leads them into the bedroom. She lies down on the bed and instructs the Toad to crawl on the bed between her legs. 

	"Now, tell me you want it", Birdo instructs.

	"I want it, Ms. Birdo."

	"You want WHAT, dear? Say it."

	"I-I want to suck your cock, Ms. Birdo."

	"Good little Toad", Birdo says, patting them on the head. "Go ahead".

	Without hesitation, the Toad wrapped their lips around her cock and started to bob their head up and down the shaft. The smacking sounds caused by the Toad's mouth were punctuated by gentle moans from Birdo.

	The Toad pressed their tongue against the underside of the penis, letting it glide up and down her shaft. After a couple of minutes of gentle fellatio, Birdo grabbed the back of the Toad's head. "Harder", she mumbled, forcing them down towards her crotch. The Toad began to suck harder and faster, with Birdo's hips now beginning to thrust slightly.

	The tip of her penis was now poking at the edge of the Toad's throat, though they took it in stride. The Toad was savoring the taste of their beloved Birdo's cock, and was even using their free hands to cup her balls.

	As she started to get closer and closer to climax, Birdo pushed down harder and harder on the Toad's head. Her gentle moans had turned to loud, ecstatic yelps. She had even wrapped her legs around the Toad's head and was holding them down with her feet while she used her arms to brace herself against the headboard.

	Finally, Birdo let out one last joyous squeal as she climaxed, shooting a large, hot load of semen into the Toad's mouth. She fell back limp onto her bed, panting and with a huge smile on her face. 

	Pulling their lips away from Birdo's spent cock, the Toad made sure to swallow all of her cum in a single gulp. They then began licking around the base of her shaft to clean up any cum left behind.

	"Did I do OK, ma'am?" they asked.

	Birdo panted. "Yes... I think that... was satisfactory".

	After lying in bed for another few minutes, Birdo finally gets up and leads the Toad back out to the front door.

	"Well, I'll admit, you've flattered me. I won't call the guards this time. But remember, I want you to delete those photos, and I don't want you telling anybody what happened here tonight. And if I catch you here again, I may not be so lenient. Understand?"

	"Yes, Ms. Birdo", the Toad nodded.

	"Good. Now go back home, and stay out of trouble". Birdo shut the door behind her.

	The Toad licked their lips, still savoring their celebrity encounter of a lifetime as they walked back home.