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I’ve never written a diary before, so I’m not really sure how you begin one of these things, but I’ll do my best.
My name is Chet Pindot, and I’m a pig. Specifically, I’m a domestic pig…you know, pink skin, curly tail, not much body hair, and so on. I have curly red hair on my head, but not much elsewhere. I’m kind of heavy, I guess…I’m only 5’ 3” and I weigh about 175. It’s mostly on my chest, belly, thighs, and butt, which is a little embarrassing. So is being as baby-faced as I am. People are always guessing I’m in Junior High, but really, I’m eighteen, I graduated this past May, and I’m going to college!
And that’s kind of why I decided to keep a diary. I’ve never lived away from home before, and I thought this might be fun to do as a project, maybe even use it for my writing classes.
Oh, yeah, my classes. I’m taking History of Western Civilization, Honors English, Computer Science, and Sociology.
So what do I like. Well, I like video games, reading, table-top RPGs like Dungeons and Dragons, movies, cooking, eating (which is why my weight is up), going to museums…I guess I’m kind of nerdy. Oh, and I have glasses. That doesn’t help with the nerdy thing at all. And this is kind of stupid, but I have a lot of funny or silly t-shirts I like to wear, usually with a Hawaiian shirt over them. Oh, and I like to wear shorts more than pants, boxer-briefs (especially really colorful ones…I have a lot of those…), and sandals.
Right now, I’m wearing blue jeans shorts, sandals, my blue polka-dot boxer-briefs, a black t-shirt with a Spam can on it, and a blue Hawaiian shirt – lots of palm trees and hibiscus flowers on it.
I’m living in a dorm at my college, Oakdale University. It’s kind of cool, because I grew up in a small, rural town, and this is right in the middle of Trevally City…big town life is sure to be so cool!
I met my roommate earlier today. His name’s Pyotr, and he’s a gray wolf. He’s from the Czech Republic, so he has a really cool accent. He’s majoring in business, and he’s a year ahead of me.
I also met my teachers. Professor Bart Anderson is a bear who teaches Honors English; he seems nice and very approachable. I think he’s had some books published, from what he said. I’ll have to look into that. Professor Gregory Barnes is a pig, like me, but he’s much bigger and older. I think he’s got some wild boar in his background, because he’s darker and much more bristly. I could see him more easily as a gym teacher because he’s kind of loud and rude, but he’s teaching Computer Science. Sociology is with Ms. Viviane Lane, a giraffe who seems like kind of a hard-ass. And Western Civ is with Darryl Zapruski, a badger. He seems kind of bookish and nerdy, but kind of nice, too.
The R.A., Jerry (haven’t caught his last name yet) is an otter who’s (big shock) captain of the Swimming Team. He seems really friendly, in a kind of big brother sort of way. Looking forward to getting to know him better.
I don’t know if this is the sort of thing you tell a diary, but I already kind of have a crush. I don’t want to write about it yet, because I want to see if I still feel the same tomorrow, but, if I do, I’ll tell you about it.
Until tomorrow, Diary.
Chet
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