Upon the bench I sit and lightly graze As all the people mingle on the pier And though the local tastes are why I’m here This stunning sight to me it does amaze He waddles with a calm lighthearted mood With food from hand to mouth he's gladly chewed His jiggling fat beneath his shirt does ooze Which makes my active mind so very lewd To my location he arrives with might His ample body being bigger still It’s clear he has of food not had his fill His look of hunger makes my heart take flight I think I might just say hello to him I wonder what can fill him to the brim?