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I dis not base this directly on any of the narratives from either book.","description_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>So, this is a filk dong inspired by the following books:<br /><br />Bait &amp; Switch <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004XD9WZO/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?ie=UTF8&amp;btkr=1\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004XD9WZO/ref=dp-kin...</a><br /><br />The Painted Cat <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/The-Painted-Cat-Austen-Crowder-ebook/dp/B00XGSJIKQ/ref=pd_sim_351_3?ie=UTF8&amp;dpID=41mkUTfBP7L&amp;dpSrc=sims&amp;preST=_AC_UL160_SR103%2C160_&amp;refRID=0D1H4TJ1YC6CDF2XZD5V\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://www.amazon.com/The-Painted-Cat-Austen-Crowder-e...</a><br /><br />And I decided to do this song as a kind of teen angst ballad from the 1950s, where the singer sane about a love he has lost and (in some cases) resolves to make his way back to her. <br /><br />If you haven&#039;t read the books yourself, don&#039;t worry about spoilers here. I dis not base this directly on any of the narratives from either book.</span>","writing":"THE GIRL THAT I KNOW IN CLAMPETT\n\nA \"Teen Angst\" Filk Song based on the world from the novels _Bait & Switch_ and _The Painted Cat_. Both books by Austen Crowder. No copyright infringement was intended.\n\nDone in a style of a 1950s teenage heart-throb ballad\n\n-----\n\nThere is a girl that I know in Clampett, once mine.\nWhen she was human, ev'ry thing was just fine.\nBut then one day she made a change.\nThe town reacted very strange.\nNow for the girl that I know in Clampett, I pine.\n\nYou see, the girl that I know in Clampett's a toon.\nJust one weekend she became a raccoon.\nI still would live to hold her tight\nPerhaps to pet her fur so bright\nBut then the girl that I know in Clampett was ruined.\n\nAnd so she went off to a library node.\nThe girl I know was forced to hit the road.\nNow tell me God does that seem fair?\nOutcast for extra body hair?\nThe lovely girl that I know in Clampett, left cold.\n\nAbout the girl that I know in Clampett, once mine,\nI wish to help her, to make her feel fine.\nThey broke her down, and that was then.\nI wish to build her up again.\nBy me, the girl that I know in Clampett's just fine.\n\nSo the girl that I know in Clampett, please wait.\nI'm coming over. I hope I'm not late.\nAlthough the fumes might make me faint\nFor you I'm willing to toonpaint\nAnd if I turn too, well I guess that's just fate.\n\nThere is a girl that I know in Clampett, once mine.\nWhen she was human, ev'rything was just fine.\nI hope to live with her one day.\nMake up for all she's had to pay.\n'Cause for the girl that I know in Clampett, I pine.","writing_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>THE GIRL THAT I KNOW IN CLAMPETT<br /><br />A &quot;Teen Angst&quot; Filk Song based on the world from the novels _Bait &amp; Switch_ and _The Painted Cat_. Both books by Austen Crowder. No copyright infringement was intended.<br /><br />Done in a style of a 1950s teenage heart-throb ballad<br /><br />-----<br /><br />There is a girl that I know in Clampett, once mine.<br />When she was human, ev&#039;ry thing was just fine.<br />But then one day she made a change.<br />The town reacted very strange.<br />Now for the girl that I know in Clampett, I pine.<br /><br />You see, the girl that I know in Clampett&#039;s a toon.<br />Just one weekend she became a raccoon.<br />I still would live to hold her tight<br />Perhaps to pet her fur so bright<br />But then the girl that I know in Clampett was ruined.<br /><br />And so she went off to a library node.<br />The girl I know was forced to hit the road.<br />Now tell me God does that seem fair?<br />Outcast for extra body hair?<br />The lovely girl that I know in Clampett, left cold.<br /><br />About the girl that I know in Clampett, once mine,<br />I wish to help her, to make her feel fine.<br />They broke her down, and that was then.<br />I wish to build her up again.<br />By me, the girl that I know in Clampett&#039;s just fine.<br /><br />So the girl that I know in Clampett, please wait.<br />I&#039;m coming over. 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