The Skunks Are Now Marching Home Again
Written by Adam Leisemann

Apologies:
To whoever wrote “Johnny Comes Marching Home Again.”
To the audience.

(Start Song)
The skunks are now marching home again
Pee-yew, Pee-yew
The skunks are now marching home again
Pee-yew, pee-yew
And they’re wadd-l-ing and their skipping ‘long
And their hopping on and they’re marching on
And it’s quite alright now the skunks are all marching home

The roads are the only danger now
Pee-yew, pee-yew
The roads are the only danger now
Pee-yew, pee-yew
‘Cause the predators they can easily spray
But the semi hits ’em an’ rolls away
And it really reeks but the skunks are all marching home

The other critters, they stand aside
Pee-yew, pee-yew
The other critters, they stand aside
Pee-yew, pee-yew
For they know that if you stand in their way
You’re gonna face the all-mighty spray
So you move aside now the skunks are all marching home

The skunks are now marching home again
Pee-yew, Pee-yew
The skunks are now marching home again
Pee-yew, pee-yew
And they’re wadd-l-ing and their skipping ‘long
And their hopping on and they’re marching on
And it’s quite alright now the skunks are all marching home
And it’s quite alright now the skunks are all marching home
And it’s quite alright now the skunks are all marching home