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  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>This is a song parody from long ago that gives a joke explanation of why Fox Hunting is no longer as popular in England as it used to be.<br /><br />It was inspired by the Dana Lyons song &quot;Cows with Guns.&quot;<br /><br />This was originally going to be &quot;Todds with Guns&quot;, playing off the British slang term for foxes, but so many test readers had no idea what a Todd was that I had to change up the name and a good share of the lyrics.</span>",
  "writing": "Fox with Guns\nWritten By Adam Leisemann\nApologies to:   \nDana Lyons, because we parodied his song, “Cows With Guns”\nThe Audience, because they have to read this.\n\nNote:  The real reason that the British Parliament has considered outlawing fox hunting, story-song-style.\n\n(Start song)\nFuzzy and clever, pretty but stunted\nThey may be cute, but they were still hunted\nGreat fox-hunt\n\nThey all burrow, burrow to hide,\nHiding beneath all the countryside.\nThat’s no fun.\n\nNobody thought it, nobody knew\nNo one imagined the great fox guru\nFox are one\n\nHe hid in the forest, for he was quite sly\nConstantly watched “Return of the Tod-I”\nFox-I Wan\n\nHe spoke about justice, ignored by the bulk\nHe felt like an outcast, alone in the skulk\nFox Doldrums\n\nHe yipped we must fight, or be skinned like stoats,\nFox gathered ‘round, cause they didn’t like coats.\nBad fox jokes!\n\nBut then he was captured, grabbed by a mutt,\nHauled back to the furrier, to be skinned in a hut.\nFoxes bummed.\n\nHe was a scrawny kit, he looked rather woozy,\nNo one suspected he was packing an Uzi.\nFox with guns!\n\nThey came with a knife, to scrape off his fur,\nHe bit their…ahem…he made a big stir.\nJerks un-hung!\n\nTook down his pursuers and fled for the door\nA ruddy big lot lay dead on the floor\nFoxes run\n\nHe got on a stallion, cried out “Tally Ho!”\nAnd all of the foxes got into the show\n\nWe will fight for vulpine freedom\nAnd hold our small heads high\nWe will be free from the basset hounds, or die\nFox with guns\n\nThey ripped up the streets like a mad parade\nThey fought a great battle, and all London prayed\nVulpine fun\n\nSixty police cars were piled in a heap,\nCovered in fox-scent, oy what a reek.\nNoses stunned\n\nJapanese foxes show up in their mecha\nAnd onlookers cry out “What the fu… uhm... heck-a!”\n\nWe will fight for vulpine freedom\nAnd hold our small heads high\nWe will be free from the basset hounds, or die\nFox with guns\n\nThe Queen up and said “Enough is enough!\nThese uppity foxes, it’s time to get tough.”\nBig fox hunt\n\nThen parliament said, “Well that is that.\nAll of those foxes shall be made into hats.”\nFox-furs done\n\nThe fox were surrounded, they could only pray\nThey yipped their last yips, they lived their last day\nFox outgunned\n\nThe order was given, to turn foxes to toppers\nEnforced by the might of ten-thousand coppers\nYet on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers\nCame the nose-rending stench of skunks in great choppers\n\nWe will fight for vulpine freedom\nAnd hold our small heads high\nWe will be free from the basset hounds or die\nFox with guns",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Fox with Guns<br />Written By Adam Leisemann<br />Apologies to:&nbsp;&nbsp; <br />Dana Lyons, because we parodied his song, &ldquo;Cows With Guns&rdquo;<br />The Audience, because they have to read this.<br /><br />Note:&nbsp;&nbsp;The real reason that the British Parliament has considered outlawing fox hunting, story-song-style.<br /><br />(Start song)<br />Fuzzy and clever, pretty but stunted<br />They may be cute, but they were still hunted<br />Great fox-hunt<br /><br />They all burrow, burrow to hide,<br />Hiding beneath all the countryside.<br />That&rsquo;s no fun.<br /><br />Nobody thought it, nobody knew<br />No one imagined the great fox guru<br />Fox are one<br /><br />He hid in the forest, for he was quite sly<br />Constantly watched &ldquo;Return of the Tod-I&rdquo;<br />Fox-I Wan<br /><br />He spoke about justice, ignored by the bulk<br />He felt like an outcast, alone in the skulk<br />Fox Doldrums<br /><br />He yipped we must fight, or be skinned like stoats,<br />Fox gathered &lsquo;round, cause they didn&rsquo;t like coats.<br />Bad fox jokes!<br /><br />But then he was captured, grabbed by a mutt,<br />Hauled back to the furrier, to be skinned in a hut.<br />Foxes bummed.<br /><br />He was a scrawny kit, he looked rather woozy,<br />No one suspected he was packing an Uzi.<br />Fox with guns!<br /><br />They came with a knife, to scrape off his fur,<br />He bit their&hellip;ahem&hellip;he made a big stir.<br />Jerks un-hung!<br /><br />Took down his pursuers and fled for the door<br />A ruddy big lot lay dead on the floor<br />Foxes run<br /><br />He got on a stallion, cried out &ldquo;Tally Ho!&rdquo;<br />And all of the foxes got into the show<br /><br />We will fight for vulpine freedom<br />And hold our small heads high<br />We will be free from the basset hounds, or die<br />Fox with guns<br /><br />They ripped up the streets like a mad parade<br />They fought a great battle, and all London prayed<br />Vulpine fun<br /><br />Sixty police cars were piled in a heap,<br />Covered in fox-scent, oy what a reek.<br />Noses stunned<br /><br />Japanese foxes show up in their mecha<br />And onlookers cry out &ldquo;What the fu&hellip; uhm... heck-a!&rdquo;<br /><br />We will fight for vulpine freedom<br />And hold our small heads high<br />We will be free from the basset hounds, or die<br />Fox with guns<br /><br />The Queen up and said &ldquo;Enough is enough!<br />These uppity foxes, it&rsquo;s time to get tough.&rdquo;<br />Big fox hunt<br /><br />Then parliament said, &ldquo;Well that is that.<br />All of those foxes shall be made into hats.&rdquo;<br />Fox-furs done<br /><br />The fox were surrounded, they could only pray<br />They yipped their last yips, they lived their last day<br />Fox outgunned<br /><br />The order was given, to turn foxes to toppers<br />Enforced by the might of ten-thousand coppers<br />Yet on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers<br />Came the nose-rending stench of skunks in great choppers<br /><br />We will fight for vulpine freedom<br />And hold our small heads high<br />We will be free from the basset hounds or die<br />Fox with guns</span>",
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