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He&#039;s also a <strong>real</strong> deep sleeper, a fact Alrik is well aware of. Frightened awake by one of his scary <em>adult</em> dreams, the usually timid yeenager is emboldened by a combination of curiosity and raging hormones.<br /><br />Even though it&#039;s like, <em>kinda</em> weird to want to check out his best friend&#039;s badger bits his horned up curiosity will not be denied. Plus it&#039;s like, for science or whatever, other than his own and Niko&#039;s weird red fox dork, his knowledge of other dudes&#039; junk has been limited to furtive glances at the line drawings in biology texts or his copy of <strong>The Yeenager&#039;s Guide to Getting It On</strong>.<br /><br />And anyways he was just gonna <em>look</em>, even if it <em>did</em> turn out Bradley had a pretty big badger bulge chilling beneath his briefs; like, really big actually. For true scientific accuracy though he&#039;d need to see what was underneath that thin white cotton and maybe uh, compare it to his own modest yeen peen. It&#039;s called dimensional analysis and it&#039;s <strong>definitely</strong> Very Scientific.<br /><br />Alrik&#039;s Highly Scientific Notes on Badger Anatomy:<br /><br />- Why do they call it a &#039;fourskin&#039; when there&#039;s only one of them? Investigate further.<br />- Bradley will sleep through <strong>anything</strong>.<br />- Look up better method than panicked licking for getting hyena jizz out of badger fur.<br />- It&#039;s really hard opening the fly on someone else&#039;s underwear. 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