WARNING: This fanfic contains scat eating! So if you're uncomfortable with that, then I suggest you don't read this!




Day after day, the purple gem named Amethyst would grow weary of going on missions daily, since it wasn't really all fun to her and was, instead, just plain boring.

Pearl wasn't making it any better either. Actually, she was just making the missions even more boring! It bored and annoyed the purple gem to no end, which honestly made her want to sleep all day.

However, today was her lucky day, since there's no missions today. This was good for her because she can have some fun with her butt! Which she wanted to do beforehand, but due to the missions getting in the way, she wasn't able to.

But now, she can! She was outside on the porch, standing in front of the porch table with a bunch of delicious junk food resting ontop. 

Amethyst's butt experimentation will basically be about how much she can expand her butt through junk food.

"Heh, this should be fun~" Amethyst said to herself with a grin, taking a look at her butt, which was nude. 

"Can't wait to see how much I can expand my booty-hooty~" She giggled to herself, before then picking up a bag of potato chips.

"Let's dig in!" And Amethyst proceeded to eat the chips in such a rude and messy manner. 

'Thank the stars that Pearl isn't here to see this, otherwise, I would be in a world of her..ugh...nagging...' She thought, grimacing a bit as she continued messily eat her chips.

Once she finished munching down on her chips, she checked to see if her butt expanded... it did, but only a tiny bit, which caused her to frown.

"Well that's lame! It only expanded by a little!" She complained, then sighing. "Whatever, I have more junkfood to eat anyways." She grabbed a pizza box that...of course, had pizza inside of it.

Wordlessly, she opened it up, picked up the whole pizza, grabbed a fish off the table and placed it in the middle of the pizza, then wrapping it up into a burrito.

She then proceeded to gulp the whole thing down in one bite, not having trouble swallowing it at all. As she swallowed it whole, her butt grew about 2 inches.

She checked to see if it grew, and once she did.. She smirked when seeing at how it grew a bit more.

"There we go!~" She laughed, proud of herself.

She turned her attention back to the table and began to eat more junk food off of it.

As she ate more and more junk food, her butt expanded more and more to the point where it resembled beach balls! 

After a while of eating, she finally finishes her binge-eating with a loud, rude burp. *BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!*

"Aah~ That was awesome~" She sighed, giving her beach ball sized purple rump a rough pat on the cheek. 

Before she could even relax, her stomach gurgles lowly and ends up letting out a loud, brassy fart.

*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRPPPPTTT!*

She could already feel that she needs to take big one right now. Holding her butt as tightly as possible, she ran down the porch stairs, not even having a thought of using the house toilet due to her poop desperation.

She ran around, desperately looking for a toilet, while letting out some small toots.

*Ppppbbtt...* *Toot...* *Brrrpptt...*

Unfortunately, she could not find a single bathroom in sight, much to her dismay.

She looked around again, and ended up spotting Steven. Without wasting a second, she raced right over to him desperately.

Steven spotted Amethyst running over towards him and smiled brightly at his goofy gem friend.

"Hi Amethyst!" He waved at her cheerfully.

Not bothering to say hi back, Amethyst desperately said, "Steven, Steven, don't ask why but I need to you to turn into a toilet right now!" as she held her purple cheeks real tightly.

Without questioning further, Steven proceeds to shapeshift into a toilet, him being between her legs. 

Poor Steven's gonna get a taste of Amethyst's... food aftermath from the backdoor.

Amethyst quickly sat down and began to let loose, as she sighed in heavy relief.

*PPPPPPPSSSSCCHCHHHTTT KKKKRRRKRKKKKLLL-PLOP SPLAT PLIP-PLOP* As sloppy farts and slimy logs exited her anus like a mudslide and into Steven's 'bowl'.

"Aaaaaaahhhh...~" Amethyst let out another sigh of heavy relief, dropping more fat logs and brassy farts.

*SPLAT SPLAT BBBBBBBRRRRRRRPPPPTT PLOOPT PLAFT FFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRPPPPPPTTTT*

Steven... honestly didn't know how to feel about this, but he didn't say anything since it was clear to him that she was heavily relieved.

*SPLAT SPLOOOOORT FFFFFFFLLLLPPPPTTTTT-PLOP VVVVVVPPPPPPTTTT SPRACHT-SPLACK BBBBLLLLPPPTTT*

'Ooooohhh my staaaarrsss that feels so good! Aaaah~' She thought, straining out more logs and farts.

*PPPPLLLLCCCHCHHHTT SSCCCCHHHPPPPLLLCCCCHHHTT SPLAT FLAPT PLOOOP-PLAFT BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRTTTTTT PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRTTTTT*

Her anus continued to let out more and more smelly logs and flatulence.

*PPPPPPPPBBBBBBBTTTT BBBBBBBBPPPPPTTTT SPLACKT VVVVVVPPPPPTTT PPPPPRRRRRRTT PPSSSSSSSSS-CRAAAAAACCKLE-PLOP*

She kept on pooping and farting until finally, she was finished, letting out one last log and fart to end her smelly bombs.

*PPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPttttt.... Splat!*

As she sighed with more relief. She then looked down at Steven's face and said, "You're a good potty, ya know that?"

The End.