A certain female spider was standing at her bake sale table, waiting for customers. While she was waiting, a small toot slipped out from her rump.

*Brrrrp~*

"She giggled to herself and let out another one.

*Prrrrtt~*

Then another one.

*Pffft~*

And another one! Except, this one was loud. 

*PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!*

"Oops! Excuse me~ Hehe~" She giggled as she kept ripping smelly ones for a few minutes until her stomach gurgled.

"Oh! Nature's calling! But I can't leave the stand! What if a customer decides to stop by?" She bit her lip, trying to make up her decision.

Another fart ripped out, causing her stomach to gurgle even more and place a hand over it.

"UHh....mmm...screw it! I just hope that a customer doesn't stop by while I'm pooping..." She proceeded to hesitantly leave the stand and run off to the toilet, ripping some gas along the way.

She then ran into the ladies room, went inside a stall and closed then locked the door, and pulled down her pants and panties and sat down. A loud fart echoed in the bowl. 

*PPPPPRRRRAAAAAAPPPP!*

She sighed as she started to grunt.

*SSSSSSSSSPPPPFFFFSSSSSSS CRACKLEEEEEEeeeeeee....Ploop!* 

The first turd fell into the now smelly waters below.

She then grunted again, more gas and waste sliding out.

*PPRRAAPP BLAP PLOOP~ SPLAT CRACKLEEEEEE FRFFFRRRRAAAAPPPPTTTTT SSSSSSSPPPPPPSSSSSSTTTT PLOP*

She sighed and strained again, praying in her spider mind that this dump wouldn't last long.

*SPLAT PPPPPPPRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPTTTTTT FRAP BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPTTT SPLOOSH KKKKKRRRRRRKKLLLLLEEE PLOSH*

"Mmmmmnnnnggg...what did I eat..." She grumbled as she strained again, more turds and gas coming out, followed by some diarrhea.

*PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTT CRACKLE SPLAT SPLATTER SPLAT SPLOOSH PPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTT PLAP FRRRRRPPPPPTTTTTT*

She leaned forward, her 2 middle arms wrapped around her stomach while the top and bottom arms were gripping the toilet seat.

She strained hard as more gassy logs and some diarrhea slid out into the dark stinky water poop pit.

*PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFCCCCRRRRAAKKKLLLLEEEE SPLASH PLAPTTTT FRRRRAAAAAASPLAT PLOP PLOP PLOP PPPPPPPPRRRRRRFFFFFTTTTT*

She could feel herself nearing the final wave. Only 1 more to go before she can finish.

She grunted harder as her grip on the toilet seat tighented.

*PPPPPPPFFFFSSSPPPPPTTTTTT SPLASH SPLASH SPLAT SPLATTER SSSSSSPPPPPPPLOP PLOP PLOOSH PPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTT PRAPSSSSSPPPPPTTTTT CRACKLE PLAP*

She was now on the final wave...

Taking a deep breath, she strained as hard as she could as gassy turds and some diarrhea sky rocketed out of her butthole.

*SPLASH SPLAT SPLOOSH PPPLLLLAAAAAPPPPP SSSSSPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTT BRRRRRRRSSSSSSSPPPPTTTKKKKRRRRRRKKKLLEEEEE BRRRRRRRPPPPTTT PLOFT PLOOSH PLOOSH PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP SSSSSPPPPPPSPLATTER SPLAT PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!*

Once her dump was over, she exhaled as small beads of sweat trickled down her body. Sightly smiling, she grabbed some pieces of toilet paper and wiped her smelly buttcheeks. Once her butt was clean, she threw the paper into the toilet, pulled her panties and pants up and flushed the toilet.

"Please go down...please go down...please go down..." She nervously watched the load swirl around for a few seconds before finally going down.

She fistpumped the air happily and left the stall. She went over to the sink and washed her hands. After washing, she dried them off and left the bathroom, heading back to her stand.

The End.