.it was a quite day anna was ate work and pancham the panda pokemon was enjoying some call of duty on scott his playstation four and meanwhile scott the midnight lycanroc was laying in a steaming hot bath.scott moaned as he felled the water flowing throug his fur heating up his body and relaxing himself with closed eyes scott layed down for awhile.hearing pancham enjoying some matches on the playstation scott smirked a bit as he heared pancham was getting his ass kicked.after awhile scott heared pancham starting up a new match but scott had no idea what was coming next becaus suddely scott his relaxation got interrupted as he felled he was hit in the face with a powerfull stream.scott jumped a bit as he felled the warm stream hitting him in the face he tried to see what was going on but was unable as the stream keeped pouring into his eyes finally the stream was aimed lower towards his shoulder.scott rubbed his eyes as he tasted and smelled what that mysterious stream actually was he blinked his eyes as he saw pancham standing on the sink smilling proud.as he was holding his sheath between his fingers as a clear stream of panda urine flew throug the air landing over scott his shoulder.
"dude what are you doing?"
.asked scott puzzled.
"what does it look like am doing?"
.said pancham aiming his stream back into scott his face.
"argh stop that man dont you see am taking a bath!?"
"yeah thats why this is perfect"
.scott used his left paw to block pancham his stream he watched as the small panda keeped urinating.
"dude why dont you just use the toilet?"
"becaus i dont want to and it seemed like a perfect oppertunity"
.eventually pancham his stream died out with one finally spurt scott dropped his paw as he looked annoyed ate pancham.
"are you"
.scott got interrupted as pancham hit him in the face with one final spurt.
"done"
.said scott annoyed.
"now i am"
.proudly smilled pancham.
"great.......thanks for rinsing me off it really means alot to me"
.said scott sarcastic.
"sorry dude just a harmless prank"
.said pancham with a smile as he petted scott on the head and jumped off from the sink as he proudly walked back to the livingroom.
.one hour later.
.pancham walked into the bathroom as he closed the door and jumped on the toilet he toke a magazine above the toilet tank as he toke a seat on the toilet it self opening the magazine as he started reeding all of a sudden the door was kicked open as scott walked throug it standing infront of pancham...pancham jumped a little dropping his magazine.
"woow! scott dude some privacy if you dont mind? and its occupied man!??"
.said pancham embarresed.
"yeah i know but am sorry dude karma is a bitch"
.smilled scott evil as he grabbed a hold of his sheath and aimed it towards pancham.
"scott no wait!"
.said pancham as he knew what scott was abouth to do...it was allready to late as pancham was hit in the face with a powerfull yellow gushing stream of wolf piss.pancham was unable to shield himself as scott his bigger body size could easily aim for its target.urine poured over pancham his body down into the toilet and running on the sides of the seat as the toilet it self was getting covered forming a puddle below it.the urine splashed all over the place as pancham closed his eyes as he tried not getting hit in it but unfortunately scott his urine stream aimed directly towards pancham his nose.which caused pancham to snort some in pancham coughed as he felled the sour urine in his nose but as he opend his mouth scott toke the uppertunity to give pancham a better taste.
"drink it dude"
.smirked scott as he aimed his flowing stream directly into pancham his mouth pancham swallowed some urine as he coughed and turned his face trying to shield himself.finally scott his stream died out in spurts leaving pancham completely soaked his body dripping from the urine pancham coughed as he looked ate himself.he was fully drained in yellow stinking wolf piss the intire toilet section of the bathroom was covered intirelly with urine.it was dripping from the seat and from the walls pancham looked ate scott as he saw scott with crossed arms smilling ate him.
"really dude?!......am trying to!..........well you know.........and thats when you piss on me really?! oh man look ate this mess???"
.complained pancham.
"yeah now that you mention it clean it up if your done and after your done you should clean up your self too"
.said scott with a big smile as he petted pancham his head and proudly walked out of the bathroom closing the door leaving pancham soaked and dripping behind.
"oh scotty pre-pare yourself.......its war..."
.said pancham angry.
.later that day scott and pancham were both playing some videogames until suddely scott saw the mailman pulling up.anna told scott she was expecting a package any day and if it would get delivered if scott could sign it.
"damn it! pancham ill be right back gotte see the mailman for second"
.said scott putting down his controller.
"sure go man ill cover your ass!"
.said pancham looking ate the screen.
.as soon as scott left the living room pancham dropped his controller as he runned towards the computer desk jumping on it.as he looked out of the  window watching scott walking to the delivery truck.pancham jumped off from the computer desk as he grabbed the orange juice carton scott has bin drinking out off while they were playing videogames.he looked ate the kitchen towards the front door as he lowered the carton to his crotch inserting his sheath into it as deep as he was able to.
"ohhhhhh"
.moaned pancham as a hissing sound was coming from inside the carton the small panda was urinating into scott his orange juice he wanned to give scott a taste of his own medicine.pancham was only able to pee a small amount into the carton as he couldnt risk scott noticing the carton felled heavyer.pancham shaked his sheath dry as he gave the carton a little shake putting it back in its place pancham toke a seat and grabbed his controller right in time as scott came back inside.
"sorry it toke so long the idiot mailman had to search his intire truck for it"
.said scott annoyed.
"well wasnt making a difference any way thes assholes are good today"
.said pancham as he pointed ate the screen.
"will see abouth that"
.said scott as he grabbed his orange juice carton and toke a big zip from it but the bigger it whent in the bigger it came out as he spitted the orange juice urine mix out all over the floor coughing as he tasted what pancham did.
"whats the matter scotty not thirsty?"
.said pancham looking proud ate scott.
"argh seriously dude you pissed in it!....argh oh man i think i swallowed some.....you fucking dick"
.said scott defeated.
"yeah you didnt swallow everything as half of it is on the floor you might wanne clean that up"
.grinned pancham as he continued playing the game scott walked into the kitchen as he whipped his mouth clean with his arm as he grabbed paper towels he mumbled.
"oh its war now"
.it was lunchtime and the two boys were gone have some chicken soup they wanned to eat light as anna mentioned she will pick up chinese food today.pancham was in the livingroom videochatting with his owner sabrina as he waited for the soup to be done meanwhile in the kitchen as scott was abouth to fill pancham his bowl a little idea came to mind.
"time for pay back"
.said scott as he lowered the bowl down his sheath and a small stream of urine poured into the bowl.scott had to be carefull not to make to much noise as it could ruin the surprise scott filled up the bowl halfway as he filled it after with chicken soup.
"pancham lunch is ready dude!"
.scott toke a seat ate the table as he waited for pancham to come after a minute pancham toke a seat ate the table infront of scott.
"mmmmmm smells good!"
.smilled pancham.
"dig in!".
.said scott holding his own spoon...pancham was abouth to eat until he reallised something.
"wait!......you didnt piss in this did you?"
.asked pancham curious.
"no why man?"
.asked scott surprised.
"oh really?......why dont we switch bowls?"
.said pancham with a smile.
"why do you wanne switch bowls its the same soup?"
.asked scott puzzled
"whats wrong dont wanne have some of mine soup"
"ugh fine"
.scott switched bowls as he toke a big zip from the bowl he gave to pancham...pancham watched surprised as he saw scott was telling the truth.
"see?"
"oh sorry i thougt you wanned to prank me"
.pancham licked his lips as he couldnt wait to dig in he grabbed the bowl with his tiny paws and toke a big zip from it his eyes whent wide as he spitted everything back out into the bowl.
"oh you red clever son of a bitch!!!"
.scott bursted out in laughter as he saw his prank was a succes.
"whats wrong dude something wrong with your soup?"
.smirked scott.
"yeah it taste like wolf piss!......i dont get it you switched the bowls?????!"
.said pancham confused.
"yeah thats true but i knew you were gone ask me to switch them so thats why i toke the bowl with my piss in it"
.said scott with a smile crossing his arms.
"becaus you knew i would ask you to  switch our bowls and taste my soup?"
.asked pancham surprised.
"exactly!"
.said scott proud.
.after lunch scott had to go the pharmacy for anna to pick up a subscribtion pancham was to full from lunch so he told scott he was gone toke a short nap.
.ten minutes later.
.scott came back from the pharmacy holding a bag of medication as he walked up the driveway towards the front door.the moment he got closer by the door he was suddely surprised as it started to rain strangley enough this rain.was only pouring on him he looked up and saw the rain in a arc coming from the roof.on top of the roof was pancham standing proudly ate the edge as he was urinating down from it with a big smirk on his face.scott backed away as he reallised pancham was pissing on him he shaked his head dry as he growled.
"pancham!"
.said scott angry.
"whats the matter dude forget your umbrella"
.said pancham as he finished.
"how the fuck did you got on the roof we dont even own a ladder???"
.asked scott confused as he whiped some of the urine out of his fur.
"uh dude am a panda climbing is what i do best duh!"
.scott growled as he walked inside...one hour later pancham was on the kitchen counter as he was looking ate the fruitbowl curious what kinda snack he wanned to have.meanwhile scott was in the backyard rubbing his paws as he was planning his evil plan.scott grabbed a bucket as he aimed his sheath into it and unleashed his full bladder capacity.the urine shooted out with full force shining in the sun as it started to naturally foam into the bucket scott layed his head back as he unleashed his naturel urinating strength the urine loudly gushed into the bucket.scott smirked as he was trying to hold back his laughter knowing what he was gone do when he was done.scott his urine was dark yellow and smelling worse becaus of the chicken soup and ofcourse also becaus of the orange juice he drinked early meanwhile in the kitchen pancham got spooked as he heared scott shouting.
"pancham!!! dude quick oh god this not good!!! help me!!!"
.pancham dropped his banana as he rushed into the yard afraid scott might got hurt or something.
"scott! am coming!"
.pancham runned into the yard but didnt seen scott he walked around calling out to scott.
"dude are you okay were are you man?"
.asked pancham worried.
"here! by the tree oh god it hurts so much man help! i think i broke my paw!!!"
.pancham got more worried as he runned towards the tree.
"how did it happen!???"
"i wanned to climb into the tree to prank you but i felled out of it!"
.pancham breathed heavily as he walked around the big oak tree but didnt see scott any were around it when pancham reallise scott was pranking him.he got poured over by a waterfall of urine from above pancham angrly looked up as he got the bucket were it came from falling on his head covering half of his body into it.inside the bucket pancham growled angry as he could smell scott his piss into it pancham also noticed scott his stench was worse then before.
"whats wrong dude forget your umbrella?"
.said scott sitting in the tree bursting out in laughter pancham lifted the bucket as he looked up towards scott.
"you fucking dick! how did you get up there?! you said you dont own a ladder???"
.asked pancham confused.
"true but what do you think becaus am a dog i dont know how to climb"
.said scott with a smirk crossing his arms.
"why did you even piss into a bucket any way why not straight from above???"
.asked pancham confused.
"becaus now i can call you buckethead!"
.pancham angrly toke off the bucket as he kicked it on the other side of the yard walking towards the gardenhose as he rinsed himself off seeing scott jumping out of the tree and walking proudly back inside the house.later that day pancham wanned to end this battle he saw scott sitting on the couch watching tv he approached scott with two water bottles in his paws.
"hey buckethead.....whats with the water?"
.asked scott curious.
"enough scott were gone end this battle!"
.said pancham as he threw a bottle towards scott...scott catched the bottle looking puzzled ate pancham.
"what are we gone do?....beat up each with water bottles???"
"no man your crazy? no were both gone chug down a bottle and after we are gone have a piss battle the one who finishes first loses"
.said pancham opening the bottle.
"fine! ill accept your challenge!"
.scott opend his bottle as they both started to chug down the water gulping it down making there bellies swell a bit.they both looked ate each other angry as they finished chugging down there bottle until.
"so uh wanne watch a movie?.........its gone take awhile before we are able to go?"
.smilled scott.
"sure man!"
.smilled pancham as he toke a seat next to scott.
"you know that was smart man using the bucket and calling out you were hurt"
.said pancham inpressed.
"thanks and sorry i didnt mean to worry you i needed a reason for you to come outside"
.apologized scott.
"thats okay man"
.smilled pancham.
.still your pissing from the roof was clever to"
.smilled scott.
"true true it was a good thing you didnt stay away to long becaus my ass was burning up there how do you hold it out with the heat here?"
"you get used to it"
.a hour and half later the two pokemon started to feel the water making its way towards there bladders as they felled the pressure rising.
"huh hey pancham i gotte go man....."
.said scott.
"me too that water goes right throug you doesn it"
"then i think its time for our piss battle!"
.said scott looking angry ate pancham.
"it sure is time"
.said pancham looking angry ate scott.
"but uhhhh we might wanne do it in the bathtub.......you know we cant do it here with the furniture"
.said scott scratching his arm as he looked around.
"good idea you go ahead ill be right there"
.as scott runned into the bathroom jumping into the empty bathtub standing on the right side he waited for pancham to stand in position.he suddely saw pancham jumping on the sink with a ps4 controller in his paw.
"whats with the controller?"
.asked scott confused.
"this!".
.pancham pressed the X button as he layed down the controller and jumped into the empty bathtub standing infront of scott and in postion as well.all of sudden loud dramatic orchestra choir music started to play ate full volume scott smilled as he liked the idea to have some battle music.the two boys grabbed a hold of there sheaths as they looked each other angry in the eyes for a moment the bathroom became silent as the music blew throug the speakers.
"GO!!!"
.shouted pancham as they both unleashed there streams pancham his stream shooted out ate full power towards scott.but got blocked by scott his own urine stream the two stream collasped against each other pouring between them as it also sprayed every were.pancham aimed lower upagainsts scott his chest scott his stream flew over pancham but he quickly aimed it towards pancham his crotch blocking his flow.
.pancham aimed his stream higher against scott his face causing scott to cover himself letting go of his sheath. pancham smilled in victory but as scott his stream poured over pancham his pelvis scott grabbed a hold againe of his sheath hitting pancham in the face as well.both boys werent able to see any thing but both of them felled they were coming to a end soon pancham and scott both aimed there streams towards each others noses.both pancham and scott were caught by surprise as they used the same tactic they both snorted some in causing them to let go off there sheaths as they putted there paws on there noses squirming in pain as the urine was burning into it.they both slipped and felled back on there back as they lost balance the urine caused the bathtub to be slippery.as the both of them felled down there streams ended pouring out over themselfs  but non of them were able to see as they were still covering there nose as they felled the sour urine burning into it.the music came to a end as the battle was over the faucet the bathtub the wall the shampoo the conditioner.were dripping from both the panda and from the wolf there urinary fluids they both seated up as they looked ate each other angry.there was a silent but it quickly got broken as they both bursted out in laughter looking ate the mess they made from themselfs and the bathroom.
"oh my god that was awesome!"
.said pancham laughing.
"no shit man! that was a great battle i admit am not into watersports that much but this was amazing"
.said scott laughing.
"oh man scott look ate the bathtub its a mess"
"what abouth us were covered all over to"
.said scott lifting his arms as it dripped from the urine.
"sooooooooo uh who won?"
.asked scott puzzled.
"i dont know i couldnt see any thing"
.said pancham.
"me neither..............gues we call it a tied?"
.said scott sticking his dripping paw out towards pancham.
"its a tied"
.smilled pancham as he and scott shaked paws together.
"so uh we might wanne shower and clean up this mess before anna comes home and rips our tails off"
.said scott afraid.
"good idea!"
.scott and pancham showered themselfs clean as they cleaned up the bathroom after as well ending there piss battle that day.
.but a battle never ends in a tie?.