"wolfie"okay am scared of birds.
"wenyan"birds?.
"wolfie"yeah i hate them day scare the shit out of me.
"wenyan wisper"pussy.
"tanuki"okay what scares me lets see......uh...clowns.
"wenyan"clowns?.
"tanuki"yeah i hate them i fucking hate them.
"wolfie"me too clowns are scary day look funny butt if you dont look SLICE!!! your death.
"wenyan"my god you guys are pussy's.
"wolfie"what are you saying your not scared of anything.
"wenyan"of course am not scared of anything am a man!.
"tanuki"hey wolfie i think its time for a bet.
"wolfie"i think junichi is right its time for a bet.
"tanuki"dude dont call me junichi its really embarressing.
"wolfie"why your mom calls you junichi.
"tanuki"yeah butt its embarressing.
"wolfie"you think thats embarressing my mom calls me woofie.
"tanuki"okay thats embarressing.....any way like i said i think its time for a bet.
"wenyan"what kinda of a bet.
"wolfie"all right you have to prove your not scared.
"wenyan"okay fine what do i need to do.
"tanuki,wolfie wispering to each other"
"wolfie"okay tonight we are going to the woods your going to be left behind and if you can stay there for one hour with out being scared then you proved your a big panda man.
"wenyan"a...and f..for how long do i need to stay there.
"tanuki"one hour.
"wenyan"uh...okay fine butt am sure i can last longer then one hour.
"wolfie"okay fine proved.
"wenyan"deal.........and what if i lose.
"tanuki"i dont know if you lose then you lose.
"wenyan"so where cool then.
"wolfie"yep.
"saterday later that night a around 21:29pm"
wolfie,wenyan,tanuki where standing infront of the gate of the woods.
"wolfie"okay dude your ready.
"wenyan"am ready.
"tanuki"you have packed in your backpack every thing you need.
"wenyan"yep i have water cookies bamboo redbull toilet paper my phone.
"wolfie"toilet paper?.
"wenyan"yeah if i need to take a shit.
"tanuki"to much information dude.
"wenyan"what ever......okay here i go see you in a couple of hours bitches.
"wolfie"later dude watch out that the squirrels dont steel your cookies!.
"tanuki"and watch out you dont gett rapped becaus you are all alone.
"wolfie"and watch out for the boogeyman!!.
"wenyan"OKAY FUCKERS I WILL...LOVE YOU!!!.
"tanuki"how long do you think he will stay.
"wolfie"i dont know 15 minutes.
"mean while in the woods"
"wenyan"pfff scared am not scared am a grown man i will show them.
"birds flying away noises"
"wenyan"what the?......jezus stupid birds......
"crack!!"
"wenyan"pfffff shit its just a stick.......its fine there is nothing to be afraid off wolfie and tanuki where just fucking with me......am cool..
"15 minutes later"
"wenyan"okay am alone in the woods and bored......
"bushes waving"
"wenyan"somebody there!!......all right guys very funny lets make the red panda a little scared....crazy fuckers.....
"phone battery low beeping"
"wenyan"fuck forgot to charge my phone.....its cool i dont need my phone am cool i mean why do i need my phone any way....am not lost i dont need my gps....its cool.
"2 minutes later"
"wenyan"okay am getting a little scared.......who am i kidding am so scared i can all most shit my self why did i even take this bet why didnt i just say am scared.......come on wenyan man up there is nobody here besides some wood animals.......nothing to be afraid off.
"15 minutes later"
"wenyan"okay am scared am so scared......maybe its a good idea to go back and atmit that am scared and maybe apologize that i called wolfie and tanuki pussy's.....i mean i was just joking.....great i have to go the bathroom.....it doesnt matter i can hold it....maybe when am back with the guys maybe we can pee with each other on a nice long tree.....yeah why not.....maybe i should eat something to gett my thougts away.
"wenyan grabbed a bamboo stick out of his backpack"
"bite"
"wenyan"mmmmmh well that tast good........now am going to continue walking just keeping walking forward am not that far......am i?.
"againe 15 minutes later"
"wenyan"i gotte pee so bad.......its getting tuff to hold up maybe its better to lett it flow......there is good tree.
"wenyan pull out his penis"
"wenyan"okay now just relaxe and lett it flow........let it flow......let it flow.....let it...wait didnt i past this tree a couple of minutes ago.....no its just my imagenation just forgot abouth and think abouth peeing come on lett it flow....lett it flow......OOOOOOOH FUCK JUST LETT IT FLOW!!!!!!!.....oooooh forget it am so scared i even cant pee fuck it i will try it later....
"wenyan continue walking"
"wenyan"okay why does it feel like some one is starring ate me......okay i atmit am scared am so fucking scared.....i am such a idiot....of course i can use my phone his gps to find my way back....okay now i just have to....no..no!..nononononoNO!!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK JEZUS FUCK my battery is death really! really! are you fucking kidding me all right fuck that its cool am not lost i just need to continue walking........just take it easy think abouth puppy's and candy and every thing will befine.......wait a second didnt i past that tree....wait past it i tryed to piss on it....aah fuck am walking in circels.....its cool its cool am not lost am not lost.
"one hour later"
"wenyan"OOOOH FUCK AM LOST AM SO LOST!!!..i need to pee am feeling like shit am so scared my piss is leaking in my pants...its fine its fine who am i fucking kidding am lost am going to die out here day are never going to find me back maybe am in canada right now......oooh god i wanne go home i wanne go back to my friends..i swear i will tell them am scared i swear butt please help me find a way please .
"10 minutes later"
"wenyan"please lord bring me back home am so scared please....am a dick i atmited am a dick am a asshole am a liar i lie to my friends i will piss my self i need to proved it to you.......
"wolfie"wenyan!.
"wenyan"wolfie?....guys GUYS WHERE ARE YOU.....
"tanuki"hey dude where here.
"wenyan"guys!!!!!.
"wenyan hugging wolfie and tanuki in one big hug"
"wolfie"dude your okay?.
"tanuki"are you all right?.
"wenyan"yeah yeah am fine am a liar am a big fat liar i am scared am so fucking scared i thougt i was lost for ever.....am so happy i found my way back.
"tanuki"dude you really thougt you where lost.
"wenyan"yeah and am sorry am scared i admited am so scared that i all most started crying.
"wolfie"dude who gives a shit your scared you won the bet....you lasted longer then one hour.
"tanuki"wolfie is right so be proud you proved your a big man.
"wenyan"butt i was scared i still am look ate me.
"wolfie"dude lissen first of all i would not last one minute alone in the woods i would shit my self and cry like a just born baby.
"tanuki"wolfie is right i woulden last 30 seconds i would peed my pants and call for my mom.
"wenyan"you guys mean it?.
"wolfie"dude where your friends we love you men to behonest we wanned to look for you any way.
"wenyan"why?.
"tanuki"becaus me and wolfie where getting worried......and we where getting scared all alone out here with out you....
"wenyan"really?.
"wolfie"yeah....now come on pandaboy where going home.
"wenyan smilled and followed his friends"
"wenyan"okay cool.....butt i gotte pee really bad.
"tanuki"me too.
"wolfie"me too you know me.
"wolfie,tanuki,wenyan peed on a large tree and started walking home"
"wenyan"hey uh....you guys are not going to tell any one abouth this arent you?.
"tanuki"of course not.
"wolfie"why would we do that?.
"wenyan"thanks guys thanks woofie and junichi.........:) :p XD.