.it was a hot sunny day well it was really hot it was like 33° and it was friday by the way so any way. wolfie the blue colored wolf went to wenyan his house to pick him.wolfie called wenyan and tanuki to ask if day wanne swim in his pool.wolfie has in his back yard a nice swimming pool made in the ground (seriously i have one it looks awesome).any way wenyan told wolfie that he was busy with something butt he will come real soon.then wolfie called tanuki..tanuki said he had some boring homework something to do with snail's?.so wolfie thougt am going to check out what wenyan is up too maybe he could help a little?.so wolfie arrived finally ate wenyan his house he was glad he could use his bicycle becaus it was so hot today.the cold air was nice on his fur any way wolfie came in and asked wenyan his mom where wenyan is?.
.knock knock wenyan his front door.....wenyan his mom opens the door.
"wenyan his mom"oow hi wolfie.
"wolfie"hi ma'am is wenyan here.
"wenyan his mom"yeah of course he is here he is upstairs in his room.
"wolfie"okay nice can i come in?.
"wenyan his mom"yeah sure come in sweety......you want something to drink.
"wolfie"no thanks am cool.
.so wolfie walked upstairs and knocked on wenyan his door and came in...wenyan was on his computer butt.when he heard the door going open he hided a page on his computer becaus he first thougt it was his mom.
"wenyan"ooow wolfie its you what are you doing here?.
"wolfie"well i was bored and thougt maybe you needed a little help with what you where doing.....so what are you hiding?.
"wenyan"what?.
"wolfie"oow come on i saw that you hided a page on your computer....let me seee.
"wenyan"fine...
"wolfie"ooooo are we watching porn!.......and its straight porn XD.
"wenyan"yeah besides having sex with you and tanuki i also like to have sex with a girl one day :p or atleast like to watch some regular porn XD.
"wolfie"yeah thats thrue so what is our pandaboy watching...let me see....raccoons....raccoons and hey gues what raccoons?.
"wenyan"yeah its a raccoon porn site.
"wolfie"www.dirtyraccoonsluts.com......is there also a redpandasluts.com or atleast wolfsluts.com.
"wenyan"i dont know maybe?....butt besides straight there is also gay porn something for you and for women also of course.
"wolfie"women how can women be ooh yeah of course lesbian's.....sooo are we a little hard.
"wenyan"maybe a little and dude not now my partens are home.
"wolfie"yeah i know i was not really in the mood any way its to fucking hot.
"wenyan"awwww tell me abouth it me and tanuki where sweating buckets ate school..
"wolfie"speaking abouth junichi lets go pick him up.
.so later wenyan shuted down his computer packed his swimming shorts and a towel day the went with there bicycle to tanuki his house.day arrived quick afther tanuki his mom let them in the two friends walked upstairs and knocked on tanuki his door.
.knock knock.
"tanuki"....come in....
"wolfie"hey dude ready to swim.
"tanuki"yeah am ready in abouth 3.20 seconds.
.tanuki was also on his laptop with a view note books.
"wenyan"dude what are you watching?.
"tanuki"am not watching am doing my homework.
"wolfie"watching on youtube snails crawling is homework?.
"tanuki"yeah mr.maes gived me this we need to write a scription abouth mating and he gived me the most boring assignment to learn abouth....the mating of a snail.....yay am so happy to learn abouth this (sarcastic).
"wolfie"soooo how is it going?.
"tanuki"well to behonest a turtle is faster.
"wolfie"so dude are you all most done watching porn XD.
"tanuki"am not watching sex am making my homework.
"wenyan"watching porn can be homework too :p.
"tanuki"guys its not porn ',:(.
"wolfie"dude you are watching snailporn your watching how two snails have sex! XD.
"tanuki"dude its not sex its mating.
"wolfie"dude what the fuck do you think mating means..
"tanuki"it means....:s....ooh shit i really am watching snailporn....how could i miss that?.
"wenyan"we told you.
"wolfie"holly shit dude quick watch the green snails is going to bang the brown one.
"wenyan"how do you know that?.
"wolfie"becaus the green one is crawling on top off the brown one.
"tanuki"holly shit wolfie is right i think there going to do anal!.
.snails banging on youtube.
"wolfie"okay why is this turning me on?.
"tanuki"dude your getting a boner of snailporn?.
"wolfie"well maybe a little butt i started thinking what if the brown snail isnt a female?.
"wenyan"what do you mean?.
"wolfie"well what if the brown snail is a dude also?.
"tanuki"dude am sure the brown snail is a female.
"wolfie"how can you be so sure abouth that you can not see there dicks?! XD...there to fucking small.
"wenyan"if you think abouth it wolfie is right maybe it are two guys banging each other?.
"tanuki"well we never know i gues butt fuck that my homework is done.
"wolfie"sweet let me see what you writted.
.wolfie reading out loud tanuki his notes.
.the green male snails starts pleasuring the brown female snail.
.details:snail crawls on top of the female and starts pleasuring her from behind.....snails can also be two males its hard to tell if you can see there private area's.
"wolfie"seriously your writted that :D.
"tanuki"well yeah maybe your right i mean why the fuck would a snail fuck a other one from behind.
"wenyan"hey you guys i dont wanne interrupt or any thing butt am melting can we please go to wolfie his house for a nice swim.
"tanuki"yeah now that you talk abouth it i forget it allmost XD.
.so tanuki grabbed his shorts also....the three friends had a nice day in wolfie his pool and tanuki his teacher gived tanuki 9/10 with a note that said.
.teachers note.
.great work tanuki and your right its hard too tell if thos snails where male and female ;).
.the end.