.it was a regular saturday and wolfie the blue colored wolf was going to babysit sammy and remi againe.so wolfie arrived ate the twins door and knocked.
.matt opens the door.
"matt"hi wolfie.
"wolfie"hi sire can i come in?.
"matt"sure come in....so how are you doing today?.
"wolfie"am doing fine thanks......so i need to take care off sammy and remi againe.
"matt"yep i need to finish some work ate work so it can be late until am back....so wolfie there is money for dinner on the microwave and i will pay you later and drive you home when i gett back.
"wolfie"and what do i need to do just the usual stuff give them a bath and in time in bed?.
"matt"yep exactly......ooh darn i need to leave my boss is waiting on me SAMMY,REMI YOU GUYS BEHAVE!!.
.the twins where upstairs playing.
"sammy and remi"yes dad,okay dad.
.later matt leaved and wolfie was all alone downstairs until sammy and remi walked downstairs of course.
"remi"hey woo.......oooh no not againe.
.remi suddely runned to the bathroom and slammed the door shut wolfie was confused.
"wolfie"uuuh is he okay?.
"sammy"not really he is feeling a little sick today.
"wolfie"oow das have the flu?.
"sammy"no he doesnt have flu he has diarrhea.
"wolfie"uh....gross? XD.
"sammy"you think thats gross he farted in my face??.
"wolfie"how the hell did he farted in your face?.
"sammy"well we where you know doing naughty things and then suddely i hear PFFFFFFFFFF........that was gross his fart smelled like rotted eggs.
.suddely the toilet flushed then the sink poured water and then remi came out.
"remi"sorry wolfie i runned away i had to go really bad.
"wolfie"thats cool buddy sammy told me that (sniff)...oh my god what is that smell it smells like dog shit and a death body.....and my brother??.
"remi"sorry i have a little diarrhea.
"wolfie"i know buddy am just messing butt seriously you should spray some flower air in there.
"sammy"or ate least light up a candel.
"wolfie"dude a candel are you crazy you will blow up the house XD.
.remi was smilling againe until suddely he accidently farted.
"sammy"oow great a nother stink bomb.
"remi"sorry i cant help it?.
"wolfie"doesnt matter every body farts.....and stink bomb his farts are like nova gass (call of dutty blackops) any way maybe we should check your temperature.
.so later wolfie found a thermometer in the bathroom remi toke a seat on the couch.
"wolfie"okay so before i take your tempature did you eated something wrong what could caus you having diarrhea.
"remi"no not really this morning i woke i had a little headegg so i asked dad some asprine and abouth food i dont know i just eated what usaul eat?.
"wolfie"so you didnt eat something new?.
"remi"no?.
"wolfie"okay then open your mouth.
"remi"okay....wait hold up?....where did you gett that thermometer.
"wolfie"out of the bathroom?.
"sammy"second closet?.
"wolfie"yeah?.
"remi"uh.....wolfie...thats not a thermometer to putt in my mouth!.
"wolfie"well if you dont putt it in your mouth where do you putt it then?.
.afther a few seconds wolfie figered it out he throwed the thermometer away and screamed.
"wolfie"OOH MY GOD THATS DISGUSSTING!!.....jesus christ....who would leave something like that in a closet....or why the hell would some one shuff it in your butt?????.
"sammy"thats something am wondering for years XD.
"wolfie"okay maybe we dont need to take your tempature so any way how are you feeling?.
"remi"to behonest am feeling great am feeling......(colon noises)...not so good.
.remi runned back to the bathroom later wolfie orderd some chinese food.remi was not really in the mood for eating he was feeling really sick.
"wolfie"dude come on eat something?.
"remi"am not so hungry?.
"sammy"maybe you should take a nother aspirin.
"remi"yeah maybe.
.sammy walked to the kitchen to gett the strip of aspirin.when he came back wolfie stopped remi from taking one.
"wolfie"woow woow wait are thes the aspirin your taking?.
"remi"yeah?.
"wolfie"how many did you toke?.
"remi"uh two i think one this morning and one afther lunch?.
"wolfie"and your sure thes are the pills you toke?.
"sammy"why is something wrong with it?.
"wolfie"yeah something is wrong.....remi dude thes arent aspirin....its laxative.
"remi"laxative?.....why do you think that.
"wolfie"becaus my mom take thes.
"remi"is that the reason why i went ten times too the bathroom.
"wolfie"yep i gues so.
"sammy"you idiot you toke the wrong pills.
"remi"hey its not my fault dad gived me thes?!!.
"wolfie"hey hey stop fighting......and your dad gived you thes?.
"remi"well i asked for aspirin and dad said there is a strip laying on the kitchen counter?.
"wolfie"and what did he said did he said it where aspirin?.
"remi"yeah he said there are aspirin laying on the kitchen counter.
.wolfie called matt the twins his dad and asked why matt gived remi the wrong pills.
"wolfie"ooh okay......butt....oow yeah that is kinda funny butt do you have something to make it stop.......uh hu.....uh hu....okay.....okay nice thanks sire goodnight.
"sammy"so what did dad said.
"wolfie"its all just a big mistake.....look grandpa richard needed laxative becaus he had trouble going to the bathroom this week so your dad layed down a strip with laxative on the counter to take to your grandpa when he was going to his work butt he also grabbed some aspirin for you and putted it next to the laxative strip and you probably switched the strips XD.
"remi"so is dad mad ate me.
"wolfie"na his not mad he thinks its kinda funny what happent any way he told me there is some diarrhea stop in the closet.
.wolfie gived remi the medicine and then gived the twins a bath remi didnt went to the bathroom.any more it finally stopped butt remi knew that next time he should check if he was eating the right pills.so wolfie and the twins still had a fun night day watched bad boys 2 and then the twins went to bed.......