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lunch butt every morning before i went to school i throwt them away in the trashcan the reason why becaus i disliked a sandwich that was made a day ago or a couple hours before you know if you make a sandwich then you need to eat it right away and nott afther a couple hours so any way a hole year i throwt my lunch away in to the trash you know some teachers asked me.\nalessio do you nott have any thing to eat.\nso i said.\nno my mom shy forgot to buy bread.\nthe teachers where thinking its very akward that my mom dont buy me lunch and ate the end of the school year my teachers talked with my partens abouth it so my mom was like.\nthat's in possible he allways have a sandwich for lunch.\nso i needed to explaine..you know when i was a cub when i was like 6 years old i disliked sandwiches allot butt look my problem back then was that if you make a sandwich it needed to be fresh you needed to eat it when you just made it and nott afther a couple hours so my partens understand my problem butt still day where pissed i mean i throwed my lunch away every morning for a intire school year so afther that year my mom gived something els to eat like donuts or cereal or what ever butt just something what i liked so i hope you guys like the story and look every time if i opend up\nmy lunch i started to gag it felled like i needed to vomit so any way tell me what happent to you guys when you where kids ", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "hey guys so this a story abouth many years ago so hope you guys like it okay where to start....okay i gotte it!
a couple years ago when i was a kid its was mine  second year on junior high school and i had a big secret and my partens find out abouth it and day where very pissed!...all right look its very easy to explaine if your going to school you have like every body lunchtime and when i was a kid i hated lunch why?
becaus i hate sandwiches my mom shy made me every night a sandwiches for lunch butt every morning before i went to school i throwt them away in the trashcan the reason why becaus i disliked a sandwich that was made a day ago or a couple hours before you know if you make a sandwich then you need to eat it right away and nott afther a couple hours so any way a hole year i throwt my lunch away in to the trash you know some teachers asked me.
alessio do you nott have any thing to eat.
so i said.
no my mom shy forgot to buy bread.
the teachers where thinking its very akward that my mom dont buy me lunch and ate the end of the school year my teachers talked with my partens abouth it so my mom was like.
that's in possible he allways have a sandwich for lunch.
so i needed to explaine..you know when i was a cub when i was like 6 years old i disliked sandwiches allot butt look my problem back then was that if you make a sandwich it needed to be fresh you needed to eat it when you just made it and nott afther a couple hours so my partens understand my problem butt still day where pissed i mean i throwed my lunch away every morning for a intire school year so afther that year my mom gived something els to eat like donuts or cereal or what ever butt just something what i liked so i hope you guys like the story and look every time if i opend up
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