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"writing": "[center].it was a beautifull day in adventure bay and it was time for the yearly lemonade contest today everybody made some of there.home made lemonade and mayor goodway was gone judge who’s lemonade was the best.every body joined the contest even the paw patrol and mayor humdinger joined in so meanwhile ate the lookout.ryder was making lemonade his grandma made when he was little and the lemonade sure was Delicious.becaus the pups all ready drinked a gallon each ryder only made the lemonade 3 times every year.\n.mmmmmmmmh wyder’s grandma sure knowed how to make a good lemonade.zuma.\n.its so fruity and Delicious.rubble.\n.to bad she passed away…..chase.\n.true she was a good women.rocky.\n.ah well she is in better place now.skye.\n.amen to that.marshall.\n.marshall was now gulping up his sixed bottle ryder filled up.\n.uh you should take it easy marshall thats like your fifth bottle.chase.\n.*gulp* sixed to be exact.marshall.\n.dude leave some room for the other lemonades.zuma.\n.no way i only drink ryder his one its the best.marshall.\n.maybe but still i bet you gone pee out a river later.rocky.\n.a river?.....a ocean you mean.rubble.\n.yuck dont wanne swim in that?!.zuma.\n.later.\n.later ate the contest everybody was exited and allot of people joined the contest.\n.all right every one 30 minutes before we begin!.mayor goodway.\n. Meanwhile the pups wer playing soccer with alex and the other kids when suddely marshall asked for a time out for a bathroom break.the lemonade has filled his bladder so marshall runned out of sight behind a tree but before he could relieve him self he heared mayor humdinger.talking to his kitties so he jumped into a nearby bush to hear what mayor humdinger was up too this time.\n.did you putted the salt and vinegar into the jar of the paw patrol?.mayor humdinger.\n.miauw.cats.\n.Excellent if mayor goodway dislikes ryder his lemonade ill shall win for sure hahaha…..now kitties time to go to the litterbox before the contest start……dont wanne miss the look on goodway her face.mayor humdinger.\n.*gasp*….mayor humdinger is gone cheat!.....not like you wouldnt expect it…….i gotte fix this!.marshall.\n.marshall runned back to the lookout and quickly toke a fresh new bottle of lemonade ryder stocked he then runned back to the contest….he quickly switched jars.he was right on time becaus there wer only 14 minutes left before the contest started.\n.but marshall wanned to give mayor humdinger a payback a big one when suddely he felled his bladder complaining.he had one choice going pee or giving humdinger some payback becaus there was no time for bolt….suddely a evil grin appeared on his muzzel he grabbed a empty jar from the table filled it up with some ice cubes and lemon slices.he looked around to see if no one saw him he then quickly hided underneath the table with the jar and then bended over above the jar.he made sure his sheath was aimed right into it when he was sure enough and his pink tip poked out he groaned in pleasure.\n.aaaaaaaaaah yeah.marshall.\n.a bright thick powerfull yellow jet of urine poured out of his sheath right into the jar soaking the lemon slices and melting the ice cubes.marshall moaned in pleasure as his bladder was finally relieved…..he chuckled a bit as his urine was making a loud tinkle sound into the jar.luckily the sound was covered by music that was playing…..afther a while the jar was half full and marshall squirted out the last drops right on a lemon slice he shaked his sheath dry and was finally done.\n.and done!.......woaw sure had to go allot….mmmmmmmm…….marshall.\n.marshall sniffed the jar and all most fainted of his own urine smell…he drinked so much lemonade that his urine scent became very strong.\n.woaw damn…….i better add some lemon slices…….and perhaps some ice cubes too its a bit to warm to serve hehe.marshall.\n.marshall replaced the jar from mayor humdinger with his urine and added some slices of lemon and also some ice cubes.he then runned back to the pups who wer curious wer marshall has bin the past time.\n.hey finally your back?.rocky.\n.sorry it toke a while…marshall.\n.dude you have the bladder of a camel or something?.zuma.\n.the pups laughed.\n.no i uh…….had to do something besides my bathroom break.marshall.\n.like what?.chase.\n.ill explain later.marshall.\n.the contest started and mayor goodway was tasting every jar…..afther a while ryder and mayor humdinger his lemonade wer the last one standing.ryder poured some from his lemonade into a glass and gave it to mayor goodway.\n.mmmmmmmmm ryder this lemonade is amazing so sweet so full of flavour very Delicious!.mayor goodway.\n.thanks mayor goodway.ryder.\n.what!!????......you like it????.mayor goodway.\n.why wouldnt she mayor humdinger?.chase.\n.uh….no reason am just saying that she still needs to taste my lemonade its probably way better then from the paw patrol.mayor humdinger.\n.well mayor humdinger am very curious…..*sniff*….ow….oh….my….it uh…….smells funny….kinda like ammoniak….but its not abouth the smell its abouth the taste.mayor goodway.\n.mayor goodway toke a big zip marshall barely couldnt hold back his laugh until mayor goodway spitted out the urine tasting lemonade.all over mayor humdinger she started coughing and her smile turned into a Terminator look.\n.MAYOR HUMDINGER!!!!?.mayor goodway.\n.SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.\n.mayor goodway gave mayor humdinger the loudest and most painfull slap in the face knowed in history she was really pissed off?!.\n.HOW DARE YOU SERVING ME THIS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF SERVING ME GLASS OF URINE!!!!!!!?.mayor humdinger.\n.the hole town gasped as they said.\n.URINE!!!??????.adventure bay.\n.indeed URINE………I DONT KNOW WHAT KINDA OF A SICK JOKE YOU ARE PLANNING BUT YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED AND IF YOU DONT LEAVE MY TOWN SOON ILL SHALL POUR THIS DOWN YOUR THROAT MY SELF….GET OUT RIGHT NOW!!!! AND I DONT WANNE SEE YOU ANY MORE FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS OR YOU WILL FEEL MY RAGE!!!.mayor goodway.\n.the hole town was shocked they never saw mayor goodway this mad before and marshall knew if she would find out he peed in that jar he would be castrated by mayorgood way her self.so in the end ryder was the winner every body was happy and still couldnt believe what happent.later ate the lookout marshall told the pups including ryder what he did they all burst out in laughter.\n.marshall no way you did that!?!???.chase.\n.hahaha i really did.marshall.\n.dudes did you hear the slap she gave him it was louder then a nuke falling on the ground.zuma.\n.i bet tracker heared it.rocky.\n.they all laughed.\n.well either way what you did marshall wasnt so smart you knew mayor goodway was gone drinkt it so why did you still do it?.ryder.\n.i wanned to give mayor humdinger some payback and i really had to go pee but i didnt meant to offensive mayor goodway didnt thougt it thrue.marshall.\n.well either way your still a good pup.ryder.\n.why?.marshall.\n.caus you saved my grandma her lemonade and we wont see that fat purple bastard for a long time.ryder.\n.thrue that.chase.\n.ryder raised his lemonade glass and said.\n.to marshall.ryder.\n.to marshall.pups.\n.wait hold up!!!.rubble.\n.what?.rocky.\n.this isnt urine isnt it?.rubble.\n.no.marshall.\n.oow all right to marshall!!.\n.marshall blushed in embarresment and the pups laughed and enjoyed the last jar of lemonade ryder has ever made for that year.\n.THE END.\n\n\n[/center]",
"writing_bbcode_parsed": ".it was a beautifull day in adventure bay and it was time for the yearly lemonade contest today everybody made some of there.home made lemonade and mayor goodway was gone judge who’s lemonade was the best.every body joined the contest even the paw patrol and mayor humdinger joined in so meanwhile ate the lookout.ryder was making lemonade his grandma made when he was little and the lemonade sure was Delicious.becaus the pups all ready drinked a gallon each ryder only made the lemonade 3 times every year.
.mmmmmmmmh wyder’s grandma sure knowed how to make a good lemonade.zuma.
.its so fruity and Delicious.rubble.
.to bad she passed away…..chase.
.true she was a good women.rocky.
.ah well she is in better place now.skye.
.amen to that.marshall.
.marshall was now gulping up his sixed bottle ryder filled up.
.uh you should take it easy marshall thats like your fifth bottle.chase.
.*gulp* sixed to be exact.marshall.
.dude leave some room for the other lemonades.zuma.
.no way i only drink ryder his one its the best.marshall.
.maybe but still i bet you gone pee out a river later.rocky.
.a river?.....a ocean you mean.rubble.
.yuck dont wanne swim in that?!.zuma.
.later.
.later ate the contest everybody was exited and allot of people joined the contest.
.all right every one 30 minutes before we begin!.mayor goodway.
. Meanwhile the pups wer playing soccer with alex and the other kids when suddely marshall asked for a time out for a bathroom break.the lemonade has filled his bladder so marshall runned out of sight behind a tree but before he could relieve him self he heared mayor humdinger.talking to his kitties so he jumped into a nearby bush to hear what mayor humdinger was up too this time.
.did you putted the salt and vinegar into the jar of the paw patrol?.mayor humdinger.
.miauw.cats.
.Excellent if mayor goodway dislikes ryder his lemonade ill shall win for sure hahaha…..now kitties time to go to the litterbox before the contest start……dont wanne miss the look on goodway her face.mayor humdinger.
.*gasp*….mayor humdinger is gone cheat!.....not like you wouldnt expect it…….i gotte fix this!.marshall.
.marshall runned back to the lookout and quickly toke a fresh new bottle of lemonade ryder stocked he then runned back to the contest….he quickly switched jars.he was right on time becaus there wer only 14 minutes left before the contest started.
.but marshall wanned to give mayor humdinger a payback a big one when suddely he felled his bladder complaining.he had one choice going pee or giving humdinger some payback becaus there was no time for bolt….suddely a evil grin appeared on his muzzel he grabbed a empty jar from the table filled it up with some ice cubes and lemon slices.he looked around to see if no one saw him he then quickly hided underneath the table with the jar and then bended over above the jar.he made sure his sheath was aimed right into it when he was sure enough and his pink tip poked out he groaned in pleasure.
.aaaaaaaaaah yeah.marshall.
.a bright thick powerfull yellow jet of urine poured out of his sheath right into the jar soaking the lemon slices and melting the ice cubes.marshall moaned in pleasure as his bladder was finally relieved…..he chuckled a bit as his urine was making a loud tinkle sound into the jar.luckily the sound was covered by music that was playing…..afther a while the jar was half full and marshall squirted out the last drops right on a lemon slice he shaked his sheath dry and was finally done.
.and done!.......woaw sure had to go allot….mmmmmmmm…….marshall.
.marshall sniffed the jar and all most fainted of his own urine smell…he drinked so much lemonade that his urine scent became very strong.
.woaw damn…….i better add some lemon slices…….and perhaps some ice cubes too its a bit to warm to serve hehe.marshall.
.marshall replaced the jar from mayor humdinger with his urine and added some slices of lemon and also some ice cubes.he then runned back to the pups who wer curious wer marshall has bin the past time.
.hey finally your back?.rocky.
.sorry it toke a while…marshall.
.dude you have the bladder of a camel or something?.zuma.
.the pups laughed.
.no i uh…….had to do something besides my bathroom break.marshall.
.like what?.chase.
.ill explain later.marshall.
.the contest started and mayor goodway was tasting every jar…..afther a while ryder and mayor humdinger his lemonade wer the last one standing.ryder poured some from his lemonade into a glass and gave it to mayor goodway.
.mmmmmmmmm ryder this lemonade is amazing so sweet so full of flavour very Delicious!.mayor goodway.
.thanks mayor goodway.ryder.
.what!!????......you like it????.mayor goodway.
.why wouldnt she mayor humdinger?.chase.
.uh….no reason am just saying that she still needs to taste my lemonade its probably way better then from the paw patrol.mayor humdinger.
.well mayor humdinger am very curious…..*sniff*….ow….oh….my….it uh…….smells funny….kinda like ammoniak….but its not abouth the smell its abouth the taste.mayor goodway.
.mayor goodway toke a big zip marshall barely couldnt hold back his laugh until mayor goodway spitted out the urine tasting lemonade.all over mayor humdinger she started coughing and her smile turned into a Terminator look.
.MAYOR HUMDINGER!!!!?.mayor goodway.
.SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
.mayor goodway gave mayor humdinger the loudest and most painfull slap in the face knowed in history she was really pissed off?!.
.HOW DARE YOU SERVING ME THIS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF SERVING ME GLASS OF URINE!!!!!!!?.mayor humdinger.
.the hole town gasped as they said.
.URINE!!!??????.adventure bay.
.indeed URINE………I DONT KNOW WHAT KINDA OF A SICK JOKE YOU ARE PLANNING BUT YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED AND IF YOU DONT LEAVE MY TOWN SOON ILL SHALL POUR THIS DOWN YOUR THROAT MY SELF….GET OUT RIGHT NOW!!!! AND I DONT WANNE SEE YOU ANY MORE FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS OR YOU WILL FEEL MY RAGE!!!.mayor goodway.
.the hole town was shocked they never saw mayor goodway this mad before and marshall knew if she would find out he peed in that jar he would be castrated by mayorgood way her self.so in the end ryder was the winner every body was happy and still couldnt believe what happent.later ate the lookout marshall told the pups including ryder what he did they all burst out in laughter.
.marshall no way you did that!?!???.chase.
.hahaha i really did.marshall.
.dudes did you hear the slap she gave him it was louder then a nuke falling on the ground.zuma.
.i bet tracker heared it.rocky.
.they all laughed.
.well either way what you did marshall wasnt so smart you knew mayor goodway was gone drinkt it so why did you still do it?.ryder.
.i wanned to give mayor humdinger some payback and i really had to go pee but i didnt meant to offensive mayor goodway didnt thougt it thrue.marshall.
.well either way your still a good pup.ryder.
.why?.marshall.
.caus you saved my grandma her lemonade and we wont see that fat purple bastard for a long time.ryder.
.thrue that.chase.
.ryder raised his lemonade glass and said.
.to marshall.ryder.
.to marshall.pups.
.wait hold up!!!.rubble.
.what?.rocky.
.this isnt urine isnt it?.rubble.
.no.marshall.
.oow all right to marshall!!.
.marshall blushed in embarresment and the pups laughed and enjoyed the last jar of lemonade ryder has ever made for that year.
.THE END.
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