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The gymnast bowed down and took off his wig in reverence as the public’s laugher intensified.\n\nAfter dropping his wig aside, the ursine continued with a cartwheel and a front walkover but due to a pretended miscalculation his foot didn’t meet with the end of the beam but with empty space. So he was compelled to execute a tick tock, getting from the public a mixture of laughter and awe.\n\nHe made his acrobatics flawlessly, and easily gained the amazement of the public. He made sure to exaggerate some gestures and to get out of balance after one or another acrobatics, just to cause some laughs.\n\nEverything was going well for the bear until the moment he heard a ripping sound while landing from a flick-flack. He knew the leotard was too small for him, but he didn’t expect it to tear apart mid performance. Luckily for him, after a quick check, his costume was still in one piece.\n\nThe gymnastics clown continued his routine and did a backward roll to handstand split; it was when he noticed that his leotard’s left leg elastic was what got tore a moment ago. As he was spreading his legs he could feel the leotard fabric slipping from his crotch and following his right leg’s motion. And for a split second his naked balls were exposed to the public.\n\nThe bear rushed getting back to his feet, in an attempt to cover his nude privates. Sadly, he was so focused on keeping his legs closed as much as possible that both his feet slipped from each side of the balance beam.\n\nKnowing that there was nothing to do to avoid the imminent impact, the grizzly only could reduce its seriousness by supporting part of his upper body’s weight on his hands upon landing. That wasn’t of much solace since the bear felt his gonads getting flattened under his rear against the beam anyways. 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He remained like that, fighting the pain, and tucking back his balls in his leotard.\n\nOnce he felt ready to walk, the bear extended his arm to reach his wig; he stood up with some effort, and made a reverence with his wig in his right hand and his left hand on his crotch.\n\n“Ouch, I guess Miss Alchagirov is done for today,” said one of the commentators.\n\n“Well, apparently she wanted to end it on a ‘high note’, don’t you think?” responded the other one.\n\nThe assistant coach started moving away from the mat, walking shakily, waiting to reach the dressing room before starting to cry.\n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "“And to continue we have Miss Silvana Alchagirov’s routine,” said a commentator.

“She’s the Sarde Gymnastics Academy’s assistant coach, but today she’s performing on the balance beam,” responded another one.

“I understand she’s Parmolette Hunt’s replacement today, do you know what happened to Miss Hunt?” asked the first commentator.

A grizzly bear was standing a couple of meters in front of the balance beam, despite the skirted pink leotard and the blonde wig, it was clear it was a male bear. His prominent physique but most importantly, his bulge left clear his true sex.

In fact, he would prefer to not be at that time and place using such a tight leotard, but he had no choice. The team coach suffered a strain and didn’t notice it until the end of the morning practice, leaving him unable to serve as the gymnastics clown. Besides the coach, the assistant coach was the only one who had memorized the whole routine and was able to perform it, so there was no one else who could replace the coach.

Leaving his discontent aside, the bear sprinted towards the springboard, jumped on it, and executed a front handspring to get on the balance beam.

He moved his hands to his head, as if he were looking for something. When he looked back he found his wig lying on the end of the balance beam. It fell off during his mount. He crouched down to put the wig on his head again, and the laughter and applause from the audience were immediate. The gymnast bowed down and took off his wig in reverence as the public’s laugher intensified.

After dropping his wig aside, the ursine continued with a cartwheel and a front walkover but due to a pretended miscalculation his foot didn’t meet with the end of the beam but with empty space. So he was compelled to execute a tick tock, getting from the public a mixture of laughter and awe.

He made his acrobatics flawlessly, and easily gained the amazement of the public. He made sure to exaggerate some gestures and to get out of balance after one or another acrobatics, just to cause some laughs.

Everything was going well for the bear until the moment he heard a ripping sound while landing from a flick-flack. He knew the leotard was too small for him, but he didn’t expect it to tear apart mid performance. Luckily for him, after a quick check, his costume was still in one piece.

The gymnastics clown continued his routine and did a backward roll to handstand split; it was when he noticed that his leotard’s left leg elastic was what got tore a moment ago. As he was spreading his legs he could feel the leotard fabric slipping from his crotch and following his right leg’s motion. And for a split second his naked balls were exposed to the public.

The bear rushed getting back to his feet, in an attempt to cover his nude privates. Sadly, he was so focused on keeping his legs closed as much as possible that both his feet slipped from each side of the balance beam.

Knowing that there was nothing to do to avoid the imminent impact, the grizzly only could reduce its seriousness by supporting part of his upper body’s weight on his hands upon landing. That wasn’t of much solace since the bear felt his gonads getting flattened under his rear against the beam anyways. A paralyzing chill ran through his body, he found hard to breathe, and a big black circle blurred his vision almost completely. The ursine gymnast turned his face up when the chill turned into agony. And unable to contain his pain, he let out a strange high pitched growl.

The public responded with mixed reactions, some people fell silent, other made exclamations of pain, the majority just laughed, but no one stayed indifferent.

It wasn’t long before the gymnastics clown let himself fall from the beam. After landing on his side, the grizzly bear adopted fetal position cupping his crotch. He remained like that, fighting the pain, and tucking back his balls in his leotard.

Once he felt ready to walk, the bear extended his arm to reach his wig; he stood up with some effort, and made a reverence with his wig in his right hand and his left hand on his crotch.

“Ouch, I guess Miss Alchagirov is done for today,” said one of the commentators.

“Well, apparently she wanted to end it on a ‘high note’, don’t you think?” responded the other one.

The assistant coach started moving away from the mat, walking shakily, waiting to reach the dressing room before starting to cry.
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