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The small creature kept moving forward until it disappeared from view under the lounger.\n\nAt first the kangaroo tried to calm down, see what was the crab doing, and think of how to get out of such situation, but a sudden caress from under the furniture made him get even more nervous, even if he wasn’t sure if it was the crab or the breeze.\n\nIn an outburst of panic he would regret within a short time, the marsupial separated the lounger’s wood pieces sideways, flexed his knees, and moved his hips upwards in a desperate attempt to pull his testicles free.\n\nSuch was his misfortune that his hands slipped from the wood pieces at the moment his nuts were midway crossing the gap. \n\nThe poor kangaroo felt it as if his gonads got halved. The pain exploded from his lower abdomen and propagated to his knees and chest. Stunned by the pain, the only thing that kept him awake was the horrible nausea climbing up his throat.\n\nDespairing and flurried by the pain, the kangaroo tried the only thing he could reason, tug his testicles out of the gap. He flexed his knees and moved his hips up but the ache forced him to desist. Just pulling up didn’t work, and the worst of all, he only managed to hurt his gonads even more.\n\nThe marsupial had no other option than to calm down, and wait the pain to decrease and become tolerable. But knowing his situation wouldn’t get better by waiting, he decided to release his nuts in a decisive move.\n\nThe kangaroo gathered all the strength he had left, placed his hands between the wood pieces, supported his weight on his knees and chest, and in a quick move, he pressed the wood pieces sideways down and lashed his hips upwards.\n\nFinally the kangaroo freed his aching gonads, but it was far from feeling like a victory. The pain was indescribable, his whole body was trembling, he wasn’t even able to utter a whimper, and all he could do was lie on his side and cradle his tortured genitals between his hands. \n\nWhen the cat returned accompanied by a lifeguard they found the kangaroo lying on his side, cupping his balls in fetal position, exhausted and sore, but free.\n\n“I think the saw is no longer necessary,” said the lifeguard placing a toolbox on the sand.\n\n“By any chance did you bring an icepack?” asked the cat.\n\nThe kangaroo remained silent; he only wondered how long would take the mark crossing transversally around his scrotum to disappear.\n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "“Oh my god, this is un-fucking-believable,” laughed the cat, peeking under the lounger his friend was resting on.

“Cut the mocking,” answered the kangaroo lying face down on the lounger.

“Your balls, I mean, it just happened again,” responded the cat.

“Yeah, I know I’m stuck. Would you mind getting me out of here?” The kangaroo started to lose patience.

“All right, all right,” the feline moved under the furniture piece and began to handle his friend’s testicles. “You know? This is the first time I touch your junk.”

“Don’t make it more awkward than it already is.” Despite the efforts of his friend for treat his genitals carefully; it was a discomforting experience for the kangaroo. It couldn’t be helped; the only way out for his gonads was by pressing them upwards against the gap between the seat’s wood pieces.

“Sorry, I'm just trying to hold a conversation,” answered the cat, which was becoming progressively aware that those testicles wouldn’t get out of that hole by just pushing them out.

“It’s not working,” said the cat moving from under the lounger. The feline stood and shook the sand off his gray fur. “I’m going looking for a lifeguard, wait here.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t move from here.”

Resigned to the idea of staying there for a long time, the kangaroo chose to calm down and appreciate the view. Unfortunately, there wasn’t much to see. Besides the rolling waves an occasional old married couple passing by was the only happening on the horizon.

Ten minutes passed before the kangaroo noticed something moving on the sand, it was a crab approaching to the lounger. The marsupial wouldn’t mind the crab If it wasn’t because he knew how omnivorous those creatures can be. So the trapped male couldn't help but intuit his hanging balls were potentially in danger.

Speedily falling in terror, the kangaroo tried to drive away the crustacean by yelling at it and waving his arm, but it didn’t work. The small creature kept moving forward until it disappeared from view under the lounger.

At first the kangaroo tried to calm down, see what was the crab doing, and think of how to get out of such situation, but a sudden caress from under the furniture made him get even more nervous, even if he wasn’t sure if it was the crab or the breeze.

In an outburst of panic he would regret within a short time, the marsupial separated the lounger’s wood pieces sideways, flexed his knees, and moved his hips upwards in a desperate attempt to pull his testicles free.

Such was his misfortune that his hands slipped from the wood pieces at the moment his nuts were midway crossing the gap.

The poor kangaroo felt it as if his gonads got halved. The pain exploded from his lower abdomen and propagated to his knees and chest. Stunned by the pain, the only thing that kept him awake was the horrible nausea climbing up his throat.

Despairing and flurried by the pain, the kangaroo tried the only thing he could reason, tug his testicles out of the gap. He flexed his knees and moved his hips up but the ache forced him to desist. Just pulling up didn’t work, and the worst of all, he only managed to hurt his gonads even more.

The marsupial had no other option than to calm down, and wait the pain to decrease and become tolerable. But knowing his situation wouldn’t get better by waiting, he decided to release his nuts in a decisive move.

The kangaroo gathered all the strength he had left, placed his hands between the wood pieces, supported his weight on his knees and chest, and in a quick move, he pressed the wood pieces sideways down and lashed his hips upwards.

Finally the kangaroo freed his aching gonads, but it was far from feeling like a victory. The pain was indescribable, his whole body was trembling, he wasn’t even able to utter a whimper, and all he could do was lie on his side and cradle his tortured genitals between his hands.

When the cat returned accompanied by a lifeguard they found the kangaroo lying on his side, cupping his balls in fetal position, exhausted and sore, but free.

“I think the saw is no longer necessary,” said the lifeguard placing a toolbox on the sand.

“By any chance did you bring an icepack?” asked the cat.

The kangaroo remained silent; he only wondered how long would take the mark crossing transversally around his scrotum to disappear.
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