BIT Squad - Beyond the 4th Wall
Episode X8 - 2BIT's Valentine


2BIT & BIT Squad belong to... 2BIT.
GeneX & related characters belong to 2BIT.
Other characters belong to their respective owners.

Foxhound belongs to SonicFoxhound.


2BIT is a sky blue fox from a special pocket dimension. This realm, known as Byte Space, has a strange, digitized look to it, but it is more of a cosmic place where the denizens monitor and manage the destinies of various other dimensions within the multiverse. They are largely offshoots of other "prime" universes that fall out of Byte Space's jurisdiction, but that doesn't make the job any less demanding. So, in order to manage, 2BIT split his own psyche into several other beings, able to help him carry out his duties in several places at once. They form up a team known as "BIT Squad."

2BIT's travels had taken him far and wide, and to more dimensions than just the ones his team had control over. In his travels, he met many beings and had close encounters of a lustful sort with a number of them. Eventually, members of his team got to talking, and determined that 2BIT must be sleeping around out of loneliness. Thus, in an effort to give him a real relationship, 2BIT was set up on a blind date with someone that just might steal his heart... This is one of two Valentines for 2BIT, one taking place this year, one secretly happened last year while Vixy and Cupie were busy playing cupid. Which is which? Well, BIT Squad's timeline is a bit loose. How do you think it should be?

2BIT gulped as he tried to comb his messy bangs into a respectable position. Who's idea was this? Did they even know where they were sending him? What if he didn't like this person? Nervous thoughts flooded his head, and he got further nervous when he realized how long it had been since he'd been on a date. He sighed and headed on his way with a blush. "Well... at least I won't be alone on Valentine's Day..." he murmured. After using the mysterious and as yet unidentified travel method BIT Squad used to traverse dimensions, 2BIT found himself in a version of Holoska. He shivered a little in the cold region. "They found someone they thought I'd like here?? What...made them look here?" he wondered. He walked on his way to the address, in his arms a heart-shaped box of chocolates, which seemed the thing to bring for Valentiine's Day. He found the house after a bit and knocked shyly... only to be startled as a fully-armored military soldier answered! "Gah!! D-don't shoot! I come in peace!!" 2BIT stammered, backing up. The soldier lifted off his helmet, revealing himself to be a blue hedgehog with black highlights around his eyes and quills. "Oh, sorry... Haha, I just got back from a mission! I work with GUN's branch here!" he said. 2BIT looked up and smiled as he got lost in the hedgehog's amber eyes. "Oh... Hi, I'm...2BIT..." he murmured. The hedgehog looked back at 2BIT with a gentle smile. "You're my date, aren't you? My, you're a cute one... Oh! I'm Foxhound...the hedgehog." though adding their species often sounded corny for mobians, Foxhound managed to sound suave saying it.

2BIT came in and shyly handed him the box of chocolates, which he smiled at and motioned for the fox to follow him in. "Yeah, it is Valentine's, isn't it? I hope you like spending it with me...and thanks for the gift!" he said as 2BIT sat down on his couch. "I'll slip out of this uniform and we can head out! Anything special you wanna do?" Foxhound asked. 2BIT blushed at the thought of the cute hedgehog undressing, but shook his head to remove the lewd thoughts. "Err... I haven't spent much time in Holoska... Maybe you should show me around?" he suggested. Foxhound chuckled from the next room. "Ice, ice and more ice! Tour's over! Well, we do have some stuff every city has... Wanna try a movie? Foxy's choice!" he said, the last words hitting a flirty tone. February wasn't exactly the best movie month in 2BIT's mind, but maybe there was something they could see. "Sure... Maybe we'll grab a bite to eat, too, heh." he chuckled softly. Foxhound stepped out in a moment, wearing a warm sweater and some tight pants. He held a soft-looking coat in his arms. "Right, but you looked so cold when I found you outside. Where are your clothes? Want to try this on?" he asked. 2BIT smiled and stood up, letting the hedgehog slip the black jacket onto him. "That's so thoughtful of you..." he said cutely, his tail lightly brushing Foxhound's side as he placed the coat on him from behind. The hedgehog blushed lightly at the contact. "Well, I like my dates to be comfy at least, hehe!" he chuckled, holding out a rose for 2BIT as he stepped beside him. 2BIT blushed and sniffed it before taking his hand. "Were you told I was a girl, or do all your dates get roses?" he chuckled. Foxhound held his hand as he led him back to the door. "You don't seem to dislike it, foxy." he said with a grin.

They decided to grab a quick bite before the movies. 2BIT's tastes were fairly simple, and Foxhound had been away long enough that anything not tasting like army rations would be welcome, so they went to grab a burger. Not the most romantic setting, but Foxhound suggested they eat at a table outside. There they could see the softly falling snow and the glistening stars overhead. 2BIT sat beside Foxhound as he ate, smiling as the relaxing scenery enveloped them. "This was a good idea... Eating outside..." he said. Foxhound nodded. "This beauty pales in comparison to the blue of your eyes..." he said, looking at 2BIT with a cute smile. 2BIT blushed, and he blushed back. "Too soon?" he asked. 2BIT shrugged. "I'm not sure how I feel being called beautiful as a male, hehe....but I'll take it since it's just the eyes." he giggled, batting his eyes cutely. Foxhound laughed. "Okay...So, tell me about yourself." 2BIT had nervously awaited this question. "Well, err... I'm an interdimensional demigod who created and watches over several universes from a sort of mini-realm where pieces of my psyche that I split off from myself form up my team...BIT Squad." he said a little fast. Foxhound choked a little on his soda as he tried not to laugh at the absurdity of it all. "Err... My GUN team's mostly humans and mobians who grew up in the general area..." he said awkwardly. He then playfully nudged 2BIT. "Hey, that's cool. I don't know anyone besides me who gets to say they've been on a date with a god!" he chuckled. "D-demigod. My powers are limited in certain situations." 2BIT corrected bashfully. Foxhound put an arm around his shoulder, which relaxed him. "Doesn't matter. God or mortal, you're still a cute one, foxy." he said softly. 2BIT smirked. "If I'm foxy, does that make you houndy?" he teased. Foxhound shrugged. "More like hedgie, don't you think?" he chuckled. 2BIT nodded. "Well, wanna get to the movie?" he asked. Foxhound took his hand and helped him up. As they walked together, he got curious. "Do you have any powers you can show me?" he wondered. There was a sudden lightning strike out of the blue, making Foxhound jump close to the fox. "Oh, my... You okay?" 2BIT asked. Foxhound cuddled up to him and blushed. "Wasn't that the reaction you were going for?" he teased. 2BIT smiled as they walked close together. "...Maybe..." he chuckled.

They soon were seated in a dark theater, waiting for a movie to start. It was some sort of secret agent action flick, recommended by Foxhound since 2BIT had no ideas on what to see. For a bit, 2BIT sat alone, his date having insisted on getting the snacks for him. "Such a gentleman... But wait, I'm a guy, too... I should be more of a gentleman!" he thought. He blushed as he thought about Foxhound. "He won't let me be the gentleman, though. He's too sweet for that... He's pretty cute, too..." he mused, daydreaming a bit about what it might be like to actually date him. Foxhound arrived in a moment carrying popcorn and soda. "Hey, there, foxy... What's with the dreamy eyes?" he smirked. 2BIT jumped and blushed, quickly taking a soda off his hands to help him. "No dreamy eyes here. I was, uh... fixated on the promos... Hey, free refills for super-duper members..." he babbled. Foxhound chuckled and sat next to him. As the theater filled up, cell phones and tablets lit up, creating a bit of an annoying atmosphere. "Oh, brother... I hope they turn those things off..." Foxhound sighed. 2BIT smirked and snapped his fingers. The lighting flickered for a moment before every obnoxious patron suddenly got a jolt and their devices turned off! Foxhound glanced at him. "...Show off." he teased, sidling closer to the fox. As the lights dimmed and the movie started, 2BIT found himself less interested in the action onscreen than he was in the seat next to him. He shuffled closer to Foxhound, blushing lightly as his eyes drifted into his direction. The hedgehog turned to offer him some popcorn, as he hadn't been taking any. 2BIT hesitated, and once he did slip his hand into the bag, it brushed against Foxhound's, making him blush again. He tried to focus on the film for a bit, but he continued to fidget in his seat. Soon, Foxhound took notice. "Something wrong?" he whispered. 2BIT shrugged, and there was a silence. Then, the armrest between them was lifted out of the way, and Foxhound wrapped his arm around 2BIT! The fox was surprised, but let his head rest against the hedgehog's chest. "That better?" Foxhound asked. "...Yeah. Much better!" 2BIT cooed, slipping an arm around his date's waist affectionately.

They walked close together as they exited the theater. "I'm just saying, that betrayal was just way too obvious. You knew he was the mole right away." 2BIT stated. "Hmm... Maybe you're right..." Foxhound chuckled. They were heading back towards the hedgehog's house now. "So...will you be going home after dropping me off?" Foxhound asked, an almost shy look on his face. 2BIT leaned his head into his shoulder. "Without a good night kiss? That'd be rude of me, wouldn't it...hehe." he said, blushing brightly at the thought of kissing Foxhound. The hedgie was also a bit red in the cheeks. "Y-yeah, I guess... It IS Valentine's Day, after all." he said. Before they knew it, they were at his door. "Hm... You could invite me in..." 2BIT said cutely. Foxhound nodded. "Well, that would be up to you..." he said. He gave the fox a good look over, and decided to go for broke. Before 2BIT knew it, Foxhound had him in his arms, and pressed his lips to the fox's, their tongues meeting in a passionate first kiss, which 2BIT gladly reciprocated. They explored one another's mouths for a good moment before backing up for air. Panting and red as a beet, 2BIT smiled. "Actually, I should give your coat back..." he murmured. Foxhound smiled back, looking deeply into 2BIT's blue eyes. "Then I guess you have to come in, huh?" he winked. 

As 2BIT entered, Foxhound crept behind him and slowly reached around, unzipping the coat and slipping it off. 2BIT blushed at the sensual way he did this. Turning, he noticed Foxhound's tight pants seeming tighter, which he blushed lightly to realize the fox had noticed. 2BIT smiled a bit and embraced him a little. "Shall we get comfy, then?" he whispered. Foxhound nodded and took his hand, leading him further into the house...into the bedroom. He then slipped off his sweater and tossed it aside, letting the fox see his chest, which was similar in physique to Sonic, but with a slightly different shape to the hairless part. He then sat on the bed and took a breath. "Are we moving too fast, foxy?" he asked. 2BIT smirked and walked over to him, unfastening his pants and slowly pulling them off, watching with a blush on his face as Foxhound's slightly hard cock was freed! He felt a stirring in his own crotch looking at it. "Foxhound...you're really sexy..." he cooed, leaning in to lick the hedgehog's shaft. Foxhound shivered at the touch of 2BIT's tongue, his cock growing as that tongue slid up and down his length. "Ohhh... you're pretty cute yourself..." he sighed, petting the fox's head as his cock was lavished by him. 2BIT slowly took Foxhound's length into his mouth, and he moaned softly as he felt the hedgie lightly thrust. "Mmm..." he mumbled, lightly sucking on the meat in his mouth. Foxhound lightly gasped and cast his gaze low, seeing that 2BIT had gotten hard now, too. He grinned and reached his foot for the fox's dick, rubbing it a little with his toes and grinning as 2BIT gasped softly. "...Fuck me, foxy?" he purred, asking more than telling. 2BIT released his cock and looked up, gazing into Foxhound's amber eyes. "...I'll make love to ya, hedgie!" he winked.

Foxhound laid back onto the bed, waiting for the fox to join him. 2BIT slowly crawled atop him, moving up his chest. "Wanna lube me up?" he winked. Foxhound smirked and leaned up, giving the fox's cock a few licks. "Mmm... Foxy, you're a big guy, hmm..." he purred, licking up to his tip as 2BIT moaned softly. In a moment, 2BIT lowered him down onto the bed and moved back, lifting his bottom in order to line up his cock. "Thanks, you flatter me..." he smiled, kissing Foxhound's neck and purring softly, "Ready?" he whispered. Foxhound playfully nipped 2BIT's ear. "Take me, foxy..." he cooed. With that, 2BIT pushed his way into Foxhound's tight rear, wrapping his arms around him as his cock sank inside. Foxhound gasped softly, gripping his bedsheets as he felt his anal tunnel stretched by that fox's dick. 2BIT hilted him after a moment, and kissed his chest gently. "How you feel?" he cooed. Foxhound grabbed the back of the fox's head, petting him a bit before guiding their lips to meet, kissing the fox lustfully. 2BIT moaned and started to thrust into him, rubbing the hedgehog's quills as he held him under him. They panted as the kiss broke, both blushing and gazing into each other's eyes, blue and amber locked on each other. 2BIT thrusted his hips faster, gasping as his balls slapped the hedgehog's ass. Foxhound moaned out as 2BIT fucked him, falling back into the mattress and taking his fox mate's dominance with a lustful look on his face! "Ohh... ohh, foxy... Fuck me...cum inside me!" he panted, his eyes rolling back in his pleasure. 2BIT smiled and stroked the hedgie's cock as he kept going, intent on doing just that. "Ahh... h-here it comes, sexy... Aaaaahhh!!" he moaned loudly as he came, his seed flowing into Foxhound's ass in several spurts! The hedgehog panted, looking up at him dreamily. "Aaaahhh...w-wow... you're good, 2BIT..." he grinned.

Pulling out, 2BIT blushed to find his dick covered in his cum. Foxhound's bottom was leaking seed a bit as well. "Ahh...We should probably wash up, huh?" the hedgie sighed. 2BIT nodded. "I-if that's okay... For me to use your shower..." he said awkwardly. Foxhound sat up and kissed his cheek. "Of course, foxy. You'll join me in there, won't you?" he grinned. 2BIT blushed a bit more and nodded. "Sure, I'd be delighted!" he grinned. So, Foxhound led him to the shower, and before long he'd turned on the water and beckoned the fox in to join him. 2BIT happily stepped in, letting the warm water trickle down his fur. Foxhound then crept behind him and groped his ass. "You're really cute and sexy... My valentine..." he murred, suddenly pressing 2BIT against the wall, the fox pushing against it with his hands to avoid hitting his nose! "Oh, you okay? I don't want to hurt my foxy fucktoy..." Foxhound said softly, his dick suddenly prodding 2BIT's ass! The fox blushed and folded his ears submissively. "I-I'm okay... ready for you to wreck me..." he cooed. Nodding, Foxhound roughly pushed into 2BIT's ass, reaching around and rubbing the fox's dick in his hand as he started to pound into him! The fox braced against the shower wall and moaned out as the hedgehog thrusted into his rear, enjoying the tightness of his anal tunnel! "Ahh...ohhh, and you said my dick was big?" 2BIT panted, his tail wrapping around Foxhound as he took his rough thrusts. "Oooh, yeahhh... You my bitch, foxy?" he murred, lightly slapping his ass as he picked up the pace. 2BIT gasped and nodded. "Ohh... dominate me, sexy... I see why they call you FOXhound..." he moaned with a slight playful tone. Foxhound hugged him to his chest, licking his neck as he made short, quick thrusts into his arse. "Ahh...hahh... I'm gonna love you..." he purred, moaning as he neared his peak. 2BIT blushed and turned to lock lips with him. "I... already love you..." he cooed before shouting lustfully as he felt ropes and ropes of hedgehog cum flood into his ass! Foxhound started kissing him from behind where he could while his balls emptied into him. "Some blind date, huh?" he chuckled softly. 2BIT nodded. "Best ever... Happy Valentines Day, hedgie." he said sweetly. As Foxhound pulled out of him and they started to wash off properly, 2BIT knew two things. First, he was staying the night. Second... if this went on to a second date, he wasn't likely to regret it. This could be the start of a beautiful romance...

End!