BIT Squad - Beyond the 4th Wall
Episode X5 - Screwing Yourself
2BIT x Vixy

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2BIT is a sky blue fox from a special pocket dimension. This realm, known as Byte Space, has a strange, digitized look to it, but it is more of a cosmic place where the denizens monitor and manage the destinies of various other dimensions within the multiverse. They are largely offshoots of other "prime" universes that fall out of Byte Space's jurisdiction, but that doesn't make the job any less demanding. So, in order to manage, 2BIT split his own psyche into several other beings, able to help him carry out his duties in several places at once. They form up a team known as "BIT Squad."

When 2BIT was fucking Copter, Gemini, etc, he wasn't as alone as he might have appeared. A team member was always monitoring him whenever he was out on missions...at least if they were doing their job. It could be any member of the squad...except Gator. He's mostly the janitor. At any rate, it was Vixy's turn to monitor him during his trip to Hyrule. After that, it didn't take long for her to find out about his other steamy encounters recently. Enraged at the apparent misuse of power going on, Vixy decided to confront her... self. BIT Squad is weird. So, this is how 2BIT's office got a very irate visitor. What? I've never mentioned 2BIT's office? He's the boss, of course he has an office.

"Hey there... Vixy... Did Square delay Kingdom Hearts 3 or something? You look livid." 2BIT stammered. Vixy slammed her palms on his shiny, clear desk angrily. "Don't act all innocent! I saw you taking it from Link! ...and no, I did not masturbate to it..." she said, saying the last part quietly while looking away. 2BIT rubbed his head, blushing bashfully. "Ah... It's easy to forget I'm being watched. We need a way of blacking out naughty bits. What do you do when I go to the bathroom?" he asked. "I take a bathroom break too. That isn't the point! We have the power to mess with these people's lives however we want! Isn't it taking advantage to FUCK them??" she asked irately. 2BIT sighed. "I'm you, obviously I've asked myself that." he said. Vixy pouted. "And are you pregnant?? I've heard about you turning female that time." she grunted, "That's kind of the point. We shouldn't be getting pregnant or impregnating people willy nilly." she stated. "I didn't realize Link and I would get pregnant." 2BIT said smugly. "Don't evade the issues. You could mess up Link's destiny somehow." she said. "Then we'll fix it. I'm tired of just watching... If I get someone pregnant, we'll handle it. If I'M pregnant... Is that so bad?" Vixy didn't look sure. How would they "handle" it? Forced abortion? DNA modification? Kidnapping? 2BIT could tell she was bothered by this. "I'll make sure my partners are using protection of some sort. The pill works with demigods too, I think..." he sighed, "Besides... I think you're just mad you're not getting any." he smirked.

Vixy blushed and stammered. "Th-that's neither here nor there. It's the ethical issues, 2BIT..." she babbled. 2BIT shrugged. "That's a flimsy argument why something that isn't hurting anyone should be stopped. And you're blushing." he stated. Vixy was staring right into his eyes... his beautiful sapphire eyes. "It's...not right..." she mumbled. "You could do it too. I bet there's someone you're resisting the urge to-" before 2BIT could finish, Vixy climbed over the desk and locked lips with him, surprising him! The male fox kissed back, and the two moaned for a few moments before their lips parted. "...Talk about wrong... I'm you!" 2BIT babbled. Vixy nuzzled his cheek. "Then I guess it's masturbation..." she purred. 2BIT smiled nervously. He believed she was only doing this to validate her desire to do what he was doing...to give in to her urges, and fuck whoever she liked on the field. He got up and went to lock the door. "Okay, Vixy... I'm all yours, then..." he smirked.

Vixy pounced him again, and soon the foxes were on the floor, the yellow vixen on top. 2BIT smiled and started to pull off her clothing, her shirt and skirt falling beside them soon. Vixy's body made 2BIT think of a female Tails...but single-tailed. It drove him wild. Tails was that forbidden one, the one 2BIT really liked but had a stated rule he would not fuck, out of respect. He did have rules. He did have ethics. But he also had his libido. He wasn't dead. Vixy felt evidence of his libido as she discarded her underwear. His cock poked her ass, making her blush. "That's not a 2-incher..." she snickered. 2BIT turned bright red. "That's a vicious rumor started by 8BIT. We're both 8-inchers...pretty good for foxes." he grinned. Vixy kissed the nape of his neck and sat up, straddling him. "Makes me feel inferior..." she sighed. Her breasts were on the small side. Cute. 2BIT reached up and cupped them gently. "I'll tell you a secret... I like them a little small." he smiled. Then, he took her waist and flipped them over. His cock began to rub her entrance, teasing her. "Best part... I can't get myself pregnant..." he chuckled. Vixy rolled her eyes. "Don't talk too much, nerd." she smirked.

2BIT's cock slowly parted Vixy's folds as he held her down, his eyes locked onto hers. Vixy didn't need to be held down, of course, but she smirked up, seeming to enjoy his dominant stance. They both gasped softly as his cock sank into her tunnel, his eight inches massaging her walls. "Don't tell the guys about this..." Vixy whispered. 2BIT nodded. "It'll be our thing... And I can arrange a rendezvous with anyone you like...with a few exceptions." he told her, slowly starting to move his hips back and forth. Vixy moaned softly. "Exceptions? Wh-why? If we're doing this...Wh-why limit it?" she gasped. 2BIT kissed her breasts softly, loosening his grip on her. "Because I know some partners will hurt too much for us to leave..." he stated. Vixy gasped at this notion. 2BIT would quit BIT Squad to remain with certain partners?

Soon, the talking died down, replaced with moans as 2BIT started thrusting in earnest. He cupped and rubbed Vixy's small breasts, and she rubbed his furry back as she enjoyed his touch. She blushed as he kissed her neck, and purred loudly as his cock tapped her sweet spot. Their tails tangled together as they made love, their faces red with blush as they felt emotions they never dared feel towards each other. But how could they not love one another...they were the same person! Vixy locked lips with 2BIT, rocking her hips against his as their climaxes both grew nearer. 2BIT's tongue met hers, twisting and playing with it. Suddenly, the kiss broke and they both gasped. "I love-" Vixy started, but 2BIT placed a finger over her lips. "Don't talk too much, nerd." he grinned, and hugged her as he pushed his cock deep inside her. With a loud moan, 2BIT shot his load into Vixy, his cum filling her deeply as she cried out, and then squealed as her own climax occurred, her juices splashing his crotch! Their cries soon died down, and they rested together. Their argument was over.

Later, Vixy came back into 2BIT's office. "There's still one thing I don't get. Why haven't you gotten a pregnancy test yet?" she asked him, regarding his possibility of being impregnated on one excursion. 2BIT chuckled softly. "Just took care of that while you were out... Had to go female again to get it, ugh... But anyway... I'm fine." he stated. Vixy blinked. "Fine? You mean... Not pregnant? ...I have to say, that seems kinda anticlimactic. I'd expect something. You sure you didn't go into some kinda time warp somewhere to have the baby?" she asked, mainly joking. 2BIT chuckled. "That sounds like a delaying tactic one might use to shelf a story they don't want to write about at that moment... And if that were the case, would I tell anyone?" he asked. Vixy shrugged. "Well, I hope you'd tell the...father?" she muttered. "Yes, father. I would, of course. Now, run along. And try not to get pregnant by anyone, okay?" 2BIT smirked. Vixy rolled her eyes. "You, too!" she teased.

Well, that was an unsatisfying conclusion to that baby sub-plot, but at least the ethical dilemmas have been swept under the rug for now. Ultimately, readers, this is a fictional story you're reading. Try to take it as the nonsensical fun it's intended as, and not any more seriously than that.

End!