SOMEONE who will not be named >.>  is being a total bum-butt-lazytits and I have been forced to prod her with a sharp stick aka art to get her tail in gear and get herself a Borzoi upgrade. 

So I taunt her with a gift,  Miss Yoyo.  Pot smoking, whiskey loving, grouchy bitch, who rides the roller coaster of life without a seatbelt and  suffers the inevitable consequences of wild unhinged emotions.