So the Wolf and I have been playing a bit of chess lately, and while I routinely kick his tail up to his ears, *smugly dances* *doesn't tell everyone how badly she loses to him at other games* he is ALWAYS throwing as many wrenches into my elaborate plans as he possibly can. 
He has a lot of wrenches >.>

JUST LET ME KILL LITTLE TIMMY ALREADY! 

All hail your Queen Pibble!

King Nukos of Wrench Wolfington > 
Jambalaya Queen of Pibbles > Me