“What is it about biscuits? I mean I’ve made them a dozen times now from scratch- ohuu - and every time they come out flat, crispy or bur- mmmo - nt. My nana could make a biscuit so fluffy with so many layers you’d think - fu, deeper little girl dee, hu - I - I - I asked her onc - oh good girl - she laughed and asked me how many times I mixed the ingredients together. I said I didn’t know, until they were ble - Its not a lollipop its a kong, get in there and oh f, Rue good girl Rue, good girl, goooooo haugh - She, she said 5. The butter has to be cold, and you mix it five times. How is that even, even, - don’t stop, what are you, oh you dirty girl, do you clean yourself with that tongue - how can anything be mixed after 5 - that’a girl…"