She's got a lot of laundry to do.

So... full confession... After the WIP yesterday I had to go grocery shopping. After picking up a few things for the week I found myself in the isle of laundry detergents, dryer sheets, hampers and... clothespins. They found their way into my basket. I've felt less guilty buying actual condoms then I have buying that pack of clothespins. The woman checking me out gave me a smile and commented on how no one hangs their laundry to dry anymore. And how much she likes to do it just as the sun rises so she gets the evaporating dew smell. I just stood their nodding blushing and watching as she tried desperately not to look at the gaping hole in my face by filling the air with words. Long story short, I went home and took a lesson from little Rue.

Can't say that I am partial to the tongue being pinned, but the rest, well... You can just use your imagination. 

;D