1 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,600 Last Friday the time had come 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:10,320 The 45th president of the United States was inaugurated in Washington, D. C. 3 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:11,899 Donald J. Trump 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,060 He had a clear message to the rest of the world: 5 00:00:15,220 --> 00:00:16,440 "I will screw you over big time." 6 00:00:16,580 --> 00:00:19,159 Well okay, he used slightly different words. 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,200 And because we realize it's better for us to get along 8 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:36,120 we decided to introduce our tiny country to him. 9 00:00:36,280 --> 00:00:38,440 In a way that will probably appeal to him the most. 10 00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:42,740 This is a message from the government of The Netherlands. 11 00:00:43,020 --> 00:00:44,520 Dear Mr. President, 12 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:47,320 Welcome to this introduction video 13 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:48,980 about The Netherlands. 14 00:00:48,980 --> 00:00:50,980 It's gonna be a great video 15 00:00:50,980 --> 00:00:53,260 It's gonna be absolutely fantastic. 16 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:56,620 Our Founding Father was William of Orange, 17 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,460 who fought against the Spanish. 18 00:00:58,460 --> 00:01:00,300 The Spanish, total scumbags. 19 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,980 They fought against us for 80 years 20 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,319 but they couldn't beat us. 21 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,960 Couldn't do it, total losers. 22 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:08,960 They are all dead now, by the way 23 00:01:09,380 --> 00:01:11,380 We speak Dutch 24 00:01:11,380 --> 00:01:13,960 It's the best language in Europe 25 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:15,960 We've got all the best words 26 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,259 all the other languages failed! 27 00:01:18,540 --> 00:01:21,300 Danish, total disaster. 28 00:01:21,300 --> 00:01:23,800 German is not even a real language. 29 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,460 It's fake! It's a fake language! 30 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:29,199 We've got pony park Slagharen 31 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,540 which has got to be the best pony park in the world. 32 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:34,540 It's true. They're the best ponies. 33 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:36,540 They are. You can ride them. 34 00:01:36,540 --> 00:01:37,760 You can date them. 35 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,680 You can grab them by the pony. 36 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:41,660 It's fantastic. 37 00:01:41,660 --> 00:01:43,979 This is the Afsluitdijk. 38 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:46,520 It's a great great wall, 39 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:50,240 that we built to protect us from all the water 40 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,240 from Mexico. 41 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,839 In fact, we built an entire ocean, ok? 42 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:58,760 An entire ocean between us and Mexico. 43 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,100 Nobody builds oceans better than we do. 44 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,280 This ocean, it is so big. 45 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,320 You can even see it from the moon. 46 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,299 And we made the Mexicans pay for it. 47 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:11,460 It's true. 48 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:13,460 You've got the Trump Towers. 49 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:15,460 We've got Lee Towers 50 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:17,600 He'll love to sing at your inauguration. 51 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:19,799 Amazing voice, gotta love it. 52 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,420 We've got Madurodam. 53 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:25,920 Which is the greatest miniture town in the world. 54 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,619 It's great. Well it's tiny, but it's great. 55 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:31,420 And the squares, they are so small, 56 00:02:31,420 --> 00:02:34,160 you don't even need many people to fill them. 57 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:35,540 It's great. 58 00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:37,540 This is Gerri Eickhof. 59 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:41,640 In December we've got this scandalist tradition 60 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:45,279 of Black Pete, it's the most offensive, 61 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,020 the most racist thing you've ever seen. 62 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:50,420 You'll love it, it's great 63 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:54,839 We also have a disabled politician for you to make fun of. 64 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,660 Her name is Jetta Klijnsma. 65 00:02:56,660 --> 00:02:59,079 She's from the Ministry of Silly Walks. 66 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:01,960 You can do a great impersonation of her. 67 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,640 Can't wait to see it. 68 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:06,600 People tell us, very important people, they tell us 69 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:11,079 we've got the best tax evasion system God ever created. 70 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:12,840 It's just unbelieveable. 71 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:17,560 You should tell your sons to put all your, sorry, their businesses here. 72 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,100 You'll pay no taxes at all. Zero. 73 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,799 It's ridiculous. 74 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:25,220 And last but not least, we've got a great 75 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:28,760 great, great dependency on the United States. 76 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,060 It's huge. 77 00:03:30,060 --> 00:03:36,060 If you screw NATO, you're gonna make our problems great again 78 00:03:36,060 --> 00:03:38,700 They are gonna be yuge. They are gonna be enormous. 79 00:03:38,700 --> 00:03:40,780 It's true. Please, don't. 80 00:03:40,980 --> 00:03:45,739 We totally understand it's going to be America First. 81 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:49,660 But can we just say "The Netherlands Second"? 82 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:51,200 Is that ok? 83 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:53,859 Thank you for watching and best wishes. 84 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:57,080 We've got the best wishes in The Netherlands. 85 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,200 They're great. It's true. 86 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:04,140 Yes. 87 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,920 Did you like this? Please watch another video. 88 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,140 And don't forget to subscribe. 89 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:14,960 Want to see more? Visit npo3.nl/zondagmetlubach