>"Opera?"
"Yes?"
>"I'm not saying I don't like your human form, but-"
>Here it comes
>Brace yourself
>"Well...I think we both can agree that it happened very suddenly, for one."
"Mhm, no denying that"
>"And...well, when you came into this world, you were a pony, and, well that's what you've been up to this point, this entire time I've been getting to know you. So...I guess I grew...well, attached to my cuddly little Opera pony...I'm not meaning to say that it's not what's on the inside that counts, but you know what I mean..? Hopefully. Otherwise this might come off as terribly insensitive."
>You offer him a gentle smile
"Anon, I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but relax. I get it. Thank you. Now, I'm not sure about the limitations of this update, but the patch notes suggest that I should be able to switch my form at will, though - and I noticed this when I switched - it takes a lot of energy. I should be fine as long as I don't overdo it, though, like switching every ten minutes or so. And, well, considering how organic beings gain energy, I might benefit from an elevated calorie intake. At least in theory."
>You take a deep breath and focus 
>Another flash of light, this time less bright
>Your sight is being obscured by a way too big, black t-shirt
>You wriggle off both that and the jeans
>The underwear is still on, though
>Awkward...
>But whatever
>You're your 'ol pony self again
>That's somewhat of a relief
>You're feeling a little hungry, though
>And worn out
>You tell Anon as much
>He obligingly gets you a carrot
>Then hugs you like he hadn't seen you in a million years
>You decide to have some good-natured fun with him
>As he holds out the carrot, you lick the tip suggestively, then flick it with your tongue
>Then you proceed to wrap your lips around the delicious orange shaft and slowly bring your head forwards
>You practically hear his boner rising
>That sounds like the best porn  title ever
>You giggle and decide to actually eat the carrot
>It's fucking delicious
>And with that, it's gone
>You're feeling...
>Frisky
>You decide it couldn't hurt to ask
>Anecdotal, as well as scientific evidence proposes that human males possess a strong libido
>Anon is no exception
>The toothbrush incident was a clear indication of that
>Not to mention the incident in the shower
>He'd totally go for the chance to  wreck some pony plot
>Or vag
>You're not picky
"Say, Anon..."
>"Yes?"
"I noticed your little friend there standing at attention"
>You smirk
>"Are you suggesting what I think you're suggesting?"
>His voice seems to have gained a predatory quality
>You like it
"What if I am?"
>You bat your eyes at him
>"Then you shall feel my res extensa"
"Sounds good to me!"
>You lay down on the couch, on your back, hooves in the air and the goods on display. Well, mostly, you still have  that underwear
>He momentarily gets that 'awwww' look
>Then he proceeds to get naked in a matter of seconds.
>His member looks bigger than you remember
>What a pleasant surprise
>He kisses you passionately
>Your tongues dance like an experienced couple
>Whoever said the internet didn't contain useful information
>Eventually, he breaks the kiss slowly, leaving a saliva trail between you
>He kisses your cheek, then your jawline, before moving down to your neck
>You can't help but make a small, contented noise and wriggle a bit
>He continues down to your nethers
>He removes the underwear with his teeth, then plants a tender kiss on your clit, causing you to buck your hips
"A-ahhh...Oh do keep going!"
>He chuckles and gently licks your outer folds, sending a wave of pleasure throughout your body, making your hind legs twitch
>You begin secreting mare juices
>Having gotten a taste of meat, he gives a low, predatory growl
>The fuck, you didn't know humans growled
>No matter
>He doesn't seem like he'll be able to contain himself
>Precum is already leaking out of his rod
>He brings said rod to your honeypot and rubs it around the edges, causing more twitch-jolts
"Q-q-quit stalling and fuck me!"
>Did
>Did you just say that?
>Shit, you did
>He seems willing to comply tho-
>O-oohh
>He inserts the tip and presses it in slowly
>You bite your lip and try to stifle a moan
>He withdraws, then inserts again, a little faster this time
"A-ahh, you g-goddamn tease! Cogito, ergo THE DICK!"
>He laughs and shakes his head
>"Patience. The dickening will come."
>He repeats the process, while his hand travels down to your flank and gropes it
>Your entire body shivers and you give a little 'unh'
>Then he inserts one finger slowly into your backside
>You squeal like a little pig
>You did not expect that
>Nobody expects the spanish diquisition
>You enjoyed it, though
"M-more of that, pleasOooohhhhhh"
>Before you get a chance to finish your sentence, he gives you just that
>His member is now entering and exiting you at the average rate for heterosexual vaginal intercourse
>Your vag is lubricated as can be, so that's not what's keeping him from wrecking you
>His fingers goes in and out at a more rapid pace
>You're biting the sofa cushion now
"P-p-please..don't make me wait, n-nor beg"
>"Since you asked so nicely..."
>He speeds up, both dick and fingers
>He has obviously multitasked before
>He also seems to be aiming his cock different-OhHOLYFUCKSHIT
>"EXPELLIDICKUS!"
>Your walls clamp around his penis as your mind reels from the sheer pleasure
>That m-motherfucker found and exploited your g-spot
>And came inside you
>He ended up positively covered in mare juices, though
"Hah....hah..."
>You're panting heavily
>As is he
>You could get used to this
>Your cooch finally seems willing to give him up
>He disengages, and the two of you kiss
>As you break the kiss, the both of you start to say something
"Please, go ahead."
>"Right. I..wow. I love you - and I may very well be a zoophile from now on, if only for you"
>You smile sweetly at him
"I love you too...and I'm flattered, but don't give up on sampling a wide variety of pussy just yet, alright?"