>Gaben: "So I like to tease people with awesome products so I want to reveal today... Our new steam box for certain fans of a certain show. I present to you... Steam Pone."
>A pony android walks out and sits next to Gaben. You freeze up and heart starts beating fast.
>The interviewer shifts in his seat nervously.
>"Is this what I think it is?"
>Gaben smiles and pets the android pony. His sausage fingers go through its artificial hair earning a smile from it.
>Gaben: "... Yes."
>You grab your chair and through it at your window.
>Outside you see some your neighbors sticking their heads out.
"Thank you Based Gaben!"
>"The end of times of here and I welcome it!"
>"I for one welcome our new pony android rulers!"
>You go back inside and watch the rest of the interview. Gaben sits proudly on Steam Pone as she prances around people on their knees.
>Gaben: "Steam exists and she is real... Expect her when Half Life 3 comes out."
>With that being said you jump out the window.